Choosing a Wife
Ikenna wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates [Ifeoma, Nneka & Ngozi]. He gives each woman a present of N650,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

Ifeoma does a total make over.
She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.

Ikenna was impressed.

Nneka goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much.

Again, the man is impressed.

Ngozi invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the N650,000. She gives him back his N650,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much.

Obviously, Ikenna was impressed.

He thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.

Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.

Men are like that, you know. You can never tell what they base their judgement on.

Quality or quantity.

Yeh, they sure can be dump

dumb or dump

sure she meant dumb ,dat shld be typograplical eror.

i did dat too i meant writing MEN instead i wrote ME

Good one lola,

I knew this joke but u kinda spiced it well with naija formings. Well done

men are not the same,individual want and desire is the determinant

Sorry I meant dumb.

@aisha2 ,not all men folly69 @ur service

i does not no what u was taking about

@ rccgn just waitin to c ur funeral

what does u have to told me are i was here am wanting to no

folly69 what was doing you does u have to reply was u okey i wanted to no

[shouts] clemcy,ituen,tufe,saucekid there is a free for all lamb chops waitin to be devoured.

Most men are that dumb sha. They are the ones ho dont know what they want. Anyway, would u really like to be at my service?
I ould like that

aisha2:

Most men are that dumb sha. They are the ones ho don't know what they want. Anyway, would u really like to be at my service?
I ould like that

Lol that's wicked . . . . ,

@aisha2 sure

So sure

sure as a heart attack

So come and be at my service now

lol

but i don,t have corn to trow but i hve meat pie and scotch egg with ice cream.

@aisha2 name it ur wish is my command

her wish your command?
if she wish make you die nko?
fool

folly69:

@aisha2 name it your wish is my command

Sweet, hmmm, now u want to make me cry, oh folly,  MTN

saucekid:

her wish your command?
if she wish make you die nko?
fool

Gbebero, Solo Makinde, Wetin concern u, carry go jare, let me enjoy my honey moon, sweety, u there?

punkid who asked 4 ur opinion

eeeya!
lovestruck hegoat and shegoat

Saucekid, go find your on she-goat and leave us alone

shatap!
dont be a wayward shegoat.dont you know that any consumation not endorsed by the kuvuki council is null and void?
now send that wayward raggamuffin back home

saucerkid pick ur sauce pan and go serve it somewhere else i think i can hear clemcy callin u.run along now, b4 i loose my temper.
@aisha2 sweetie how u doin?don't mind dat smallboy wat does he know.

My dear dont mind him, he is just but a kid, dont let him spoil our sweet love.

hehe
love for una mind

Waka pass abeg. psssssssssssssssssssssssst.