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Funny Temptation by skysunny(m): 12:35pm On Jan 30, 2008
Funny temptation
A certain boy was severely warned by his dad not to go for swimming again he disobeyed and came back home all wet his dad asked him why have you disobeyed me despite my warnings he answered I was tempted by the devil I will not do it again his father said good next time you are tempted by the devil tell him NO that he should get behind you
The next day the boy did the same thing again then when he got home his father was disappointed and asked him why he disobeyed again the boy answer when the devil came to tempt me I said no get behind me you devil then he went behind me and pushed me into the water.

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Re: Funny Temptation by Lolabbey: 12:46pm On Jan 30, 2008
lol
Re: Funny Temptation by tysolo(m): 12:53pm On Jan 30, 2008
Cool cool cool
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 1:11pm On Jan 30, 2008
cool joke

NB: sunny pls learn to puntuate ur sentences. Som1 hust keeps on reading
Re: Funny Temptation by Nobody: 1:17pm On Jan 30, 2008
Good one today
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 1:26pm On Jan 30, 2008
even if e no make sense, love go cover ur eye to say "lol"
Re: Funny Temptation by Nobody: 1:37pm On Jan 30, 2008
ituen:

even if e no make sense, love go cover your eye to say "lol"
E easy, fall in love if e easy. Leave me and my Baby Boy alone
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 1:52pm On Jan 30, 2008
I go leave u and ur maiguard alone
Re: Funny Temptation by Nobody: 2:00pm On Jan 30, 2008
ituen:

I go leave u and your maiguard alone
Thank you, now we can have peace
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 2:21pm On Jan 30, 2008
. . and charity, blessing, comfort, joy, glory as ur daughters too grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by clemcykul(f): 2:32pm On Jan 30, 2008
lmao
Re: Funny Temptation by skysunny(m): 4:26pm On Jan 30, 2008
Aisha all those once ur pikin? shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
i guess say na one bag of garry u go dey buy every 3 days grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 4:41pm On Jan 30, 2008
its possible cos SMA, CERELAC and FRISCO don expensive. She go dey ration her breast to include Folly too grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by skysunny(m): 11:44am On Jan 31, 2008
Funny real funny grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 12:20pm On Jan 31, 2008
Look am well Sunny,

Na laughing but serious matter
Re: Funny Temptation by nightnurse(f): 12:52pm On Jan 31, 2008
very nice joke, thumbs up
Re: Funny Temptation by tufe(m): 8:06pm On Jan 31, 2008
really nice
Re: Funny Temptation by skysunny(m): 10:08am On Feb 01, 2008
@Tufe
how u dey long time
abi ur wife don send u go peace
keeping for her village? grin grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by clemcykul(f): 10:30am On Feb 01, 2008
hmmm
Re: Funny Temptation by bazii80(f): 12:58pm On Feb 01, 2008
skysunny:

@Tufe
how u dey long time
abi your wife don send u go peace
keeping for her village? grin grin grin
iF DEY SEND AM GO PEACE-KEEPING DAT ONE GOOD; ATLEAST IM GO DEY SAVE MONEY!
ABI NO BE SO. SHEBI  kiss NA THE CURRENCY FOR THERE?!! grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by bazii80(f): 12:59pm On Feb 01, 2008
i lie?
Re: Funny Temptation by tessybaby(f): 1:15pm On Feb 01, 2008
nice joke
Re: Funny Temptation by tufe(m): 1:24pm On Feb 01, 2008
@sky, omo men i just dey. no mind my wife people. dem talk say make i come for peace keeping fro their family. telling me to bring hummer 4 if i still want my wife. imagine that shit

@bazi, i dont think we've talked b4, how u doing?
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 2:36pm On Feb 01, 2008
@Tufe

Dat hummer u dey dreamm well well, may it come to pass in Jesus name. Amin
Re: Funny Temptation by skysunny(m): 3:01pm On Feb 01, 2008
A very Big AMEN[size=8pt][/size] to that grin grin grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by tufe(m): 3:11pm On Feb 01, 2008
thanx o, u guys. e dey come.
life na jeje,
small small.
no hurry in life
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 6:35pm On Feb 01, 2008
Take life easy means that u must manage the wheelbarrow u have
Re: Funny Temptation by skysunny(m): 7:16pm On Feb 01, 2008
@ituen
yes my guy na true u talk but remember no condition is permanent grin grin grin
Re: Funny Temptation by ifyalways(f): 7:24pm On Feb 01, 2008
ROTFLMAO.
@Ituen hehe,haha cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 8:55pm On Feb 01, 2008
Ify you too dey laff grin grin grin grin grin

Have a nice weekend, babe
Re: Funny Temptation by ifyalways(f): 2:12pm On Feb 02, 2008
. . .why i no go laugh shocked tongue
Re: Funny Temptation by ituen(m): 6:19pm On Feb 02, 2008
well its free sha

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