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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by dubem3(m): 9:28am On Nov 11, 2012
s se7en: I support arsenal fc....weird isnt

really wierd
but i think i can help you
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by emmathebigg(m): 10:44am On Nov 11, 2012
Amara_kim: I can sleep for a whole day. Can stay indoor for 3 months!
hmm u be my type
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by adjain(m): 10:45am On Nov 11, 2012
Phew. Compared to you guys, mehn, I don't compare...but here goes nothing.

No matter what I do, I just cannot ejaculate. Honestly. It scares me. Hehe. It means I get an erection which lasts for as long as I want.

When walking down the road sometimes, I have to resist the strong urge to stick a leg out to 'rake' an oncoming vehicle. True also.

I prefer sleeping on d floor to sleeping on the bed.

When I remember other stuff, I'll be back...
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by emmathebigg(m): 10:50am On Nov 11, 2012
i cant go a day without browsing internet lol
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Chenzy(m): 11:15am On Nov 11, 2012
:PI don't know why i masturbate most times.....i hate Į̸̸̨ƭ A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ A̶̲̥̅♏ still doing Į̸̸̨ƭ....‎​G̶̲̥̅̊ΘD̸̮ help ‎​♍e fast kissI don't know why i masturbate most times.....i hate Į̸̸̨ƭ A̶̲̥̅̊₪d̶̲̥̅̊ A̶̲̥̅♏ still doing Į̸̸̨ƭ....‎​G̶̲̥̅̊ΘD̸̮ help ‎​♍e fast
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by tomisinuno(m): 11:32am On Nov 11, 2012
I dnt easily fall in luv, infact, i hav not b4 nd dts why i chang girlfrnds lik cloths. I 1nt to fall in luv bt i don't knw how
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by adjain(m): 12:11pm On Nov 11, 2012
Chenzy, you need to occupy ur mind. Boredom makes a lot of guys masturbate a lot. Find something to do that would occupy you sufficiently
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by pendo89(f): 1:19pm On Nov 11, 2012
freecocoa: OMG pendo I thought only my mum and I are like this.
I get easily shocked too that my dad had to ban my siblings from doing anything that would trigger shock even as little as walking in on me without making a sound.
Mehn mine is so bad that I even feel ashamed when I find myself in such situations sometimes.
A fly perching on me without me seeing it can make my heart literally stop for a minute.
My mum was like that too and it makes me wonder if such things can be hereditary.

I suffer too much as a result of this.My boss suddenly appeared while I was gazing out of the window and I screamed so loud the whole office heard.He was also shocked and thought I was insane.I warned him.I have made people pour coffee on themselves when they suddenly show up on my desk without me noticing.People don't believe when I warn them so they try pranks on me and they never repeat it again. I HATE it with a passion because it takes me to recover,at times I cry. grin
Explosions,banging sounds also shock me to tears.

What else?
-I MUST carry wet wipes around cz I hate touching public places.I have a fear of germs. >mild ocd.
-I don't function well in a disorganised/dirty environment.The disorganisation affects my mind so much I freeze. I must clean up, get everything organised and in their righful place before I get down to doing what I need to do.

some posts!! shocked undecided

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by SaucyDolph(f): 1:30pm On Nov 11, 2012
I don't sleep in the afternoon, no matter how i try to or even if am tired, i still cant sleep.

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by adjain(m): 1:49pm On Nov 11, 2012
Lol @Saucy Dolph...you're like me as a much younger kid.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by honeric01(m): 2:49pm On Nov 11, 2012
vivacious vivi:

Damn Bro! U r WEIRD! At least, u probably have good skin from all that water!!!

You're not far from the truth, i look younger than all my younger ones
I don't swallow drugs, they get stuck in my throat, the last time i took injection was 1992, haven't taken drugs for ages now and have not been to the hospital for 19 years now. water, fruits and vegetable has been my weapon plus God's grace.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by honeric01(m): 2:52pm On Nov 11, 2012
adjain: Phew. Compared to you guys, mehn, I don't compare...but here goes nothing.

No matter what I do, I just cannot ejaculate. Honestly. It scares me. Hehe. It means I get an erection which lasts for as long as I want.

When walking down the road sometimes, I have to resist the strong urge to stick a leg out to 'rake' an oncoming vehicle. True also.

I prefer sleeping on d floor to sleeping on the bed.

When I remember other stuff, I'll be back...

The bolded grin grin grin grin
I have urges to slap pastors when they talk about tithe with threatening voice.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by mastersr95(m): 3:22pm On Nov 11, 2012
I can bleep a girl 24hrs non stop, i dont get tired grin
People think am on drug or something but its just natural power smiley

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by adjain(m): 3:50pm On Nov 11, 2012
honeric01:

The bolded grin grin grin grin
I have urges to slap pastors when they talk about tithe with threatening voice.

You too? Lol
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by mkoabiola: 4:00pm On Nov 11, 2012
mastersr95: I can bleep a girl 24hrs non stop, i dont get tired grin
People think am on drug or something but its just natural power smiley
Na lie Ooooo
Ar u a machine?
So ,hw do ur gf cope
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by mastersr95(m): 4:39pm On Nov 11, 2012
mko abiola:
Na lie Ooooo
Ar u a machine?
So ,hw do ur gf cope

Lol thats just d way i am or should i say most Arians apparently
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by codemaster2much: 5:01pm On Nov 11, 2012
I like to cut some part of my body( like finger nail, scrap of dead skin , thick part of my feet ,ear wax etc) into food am cooking e.g indomie , okra soup etc
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by damflow46(f): 5:40pm On Nov 11, 2012
I can't do without dancing in a day...
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by dubem3(m): 6:03pm On Nov 11, 2012
codemaster2much: I like to cut some part of my body( like finger nail, scrap of dead skin , thick part of my feet ,ear wax etc) into food am cooking e.g indomie , okra soup etc
nyama shocked shocked shocked
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 7:12pm On Nov 11, 2012
codemaster2much: I like to cut some part of my body( like finger nail, scrap of dead skin , thick part of my feet ,ear wax etc) into food am cooking e.g indomie , okra soup etc
Disgusting. I hope other people don't eat your cooking.

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 8:37pm On Nov 11, 2012
Can't live a day without alcohol

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Punteke(m): 10:51pm On Nov 11, 2012
ItsModella: Ok, who enjoys the smell of their fart?

Especially those silent smelly oness YES!! cheesy
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by toby2(m): 9:15am On Nov 12, 2012
@manny, i think its normal because you read too much n want to keep tins in ur brain. I was like u wen i was in the secondary skul. I even go as far as writing on the ground. Most of ma books is filled wit calculations, stoped not until i was delayed admission for 2years. Well jus reduce ur book intake n learn to forget some things.
My other things i don't know if wierd are
1, my urge scares me so much dat i can be erect from night till dawn. Even wen am fasting. But the funny thing is dat am still a vir.
2, even wen am white hot angry i'll still smile. Later i don't get angry or offended anymore cos i smile alot.
3, i think alot bout after life n sometimes i wish i could jus trek back to heaven cos this world sef don tire me.
4, am too compassionate, and wish i was tough sometimes.
5, wen i was younger, i can't sleep without light. But now i'm better as i can manage both light n darkness b4 sleep
I'll post wen i remember others
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by toby2(m): 9:49am On Nov 12, 2012
I can't frown ma face, i also imagine the se.x life of peeps alot. Like wen i see a pregnant woman, i imagine the process. I tink bout the process of tins alot like how some goods are manufactured. I feel sorry wen people sin against God, it hurts me alot sometimes i won't be able to sleep. I also wish i could help everybody in this world to like make heaven. I pray alot bout that. Wen am tinkin bout se.x i don't get erect. But wen am erect, am not really thinkin bout it. It always seem like ma dk, is a different part on its own. Thoug i can control it. Ma left is more trained than ma right hand, i can control it better. But am a right hander.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:57am On Nov 13, 2012
Mynd_44: I can spend the whole day without speaking to anyone

not sure how that is weird...but that's true for me too.
In fact I wish I had more days like that. tongue

@topic: I can't for the life of me, get myself to smile in pictures lol.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 4:57am On Nov 13, 2012
J12: Can't live a day without alcohol

i believe it! grin

codemaster2much: I like to cut some part of my body( like finger nail, scrap of dead skin , thick part of my feet ,ear wax etc) into food am cooking e.g indomie , okra soup etc

ugh! tongue
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 5:01am On Nov 13, 2012
LesbianBoy: I can tie my p(e)nis i use to think it was normal before until i realised most people couldnt do this!

abiL:

Shut up with your nönsense! angry

Tie wetin?... Mtcheww

grin grin grin grin grin

please!
don't take anything that clown says seriously!
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 10:49am On Nov 13, 2012
*Kails*:


@topic: I can't for the life of me, get myself to smile in pictures lol.

Me too, I don't smile in pictures. People see my pics and think i'm a sadist

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Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by cupidwarden: 10:57am On Nov 13, 2012
when i was younger, i loved licking powder.
now i just love looking into thin air and tinking, sometimes of nothing.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by Nobody: 10:23am On Nov 19, 2012
Roflmao d post here are so hilarious.
Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by semid4lyfe(m): 10:30am On Nov 19, 2012
I eat uncooked indomie

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