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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 3:21pm On Feb 11, 2017
You own a car? . Oh! You mean that your broken wheelbarrow/ soon ama have your head opened with three arrows/ stop talking tough and talking dope/ with the way my punches cracked open your skulls. .your nothing more than a talking joke!!/

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 3:51pm On Feb 11, 2017
My bad I said "my car" though I borrowed it from my cousin/
You a smart ąss hoę, bítch how you know I was bluffing?/
Tomorrow you & your gf gon get the stuffing/
It'll be like Thanksgiving when your mama find your head instead of her cake in her oven/
This is nothing/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:11am On Feb 12, 2017
I'll storm your hood/ let everyone of your boys feel the tools/ once I get you captured, I'll let you feel it too/ no trails, no bodies, no crime scene. .cos we professionals. We don't leave no clues/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by oluwato69sin(m): 11:21am On Feb 12, 2017
i got your broad taking trips like she going abroad/you tryna diss Alexander wang jeans I got on you can't afford/ check the scores I'm leading like Mandela I'm your leader/ i part your girl like I'm Moses,while you follow like it's Twitter

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 12:02pm On Feb 12, 2017
I follow like its twiter?/ you wey get olosho as sister/ she be like glo promo, pay today. Tomorrow na free/ for straight 2weeks I've been banging her without paying fees/ I know say na she dey feed you, as she dey do promo now. Bros tell me how you wan take feed? undecided
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by nastynic(m): 2:40pm On Feb 12, 2017
JoeWendell:
I follow like its twiter?/ you wey get olosho as sister/ she be like glo promo, pay today. Tomorrow na free/ for straight 2weeks I've been banging her without paying fees/ I know say na she dey feed you, as she dey do promo now. Bros tell me how you wan take feed? undecided
yeah! Am back with a bang! To continue dissing the gay/ tho he died... I think he was resurrected for me to re-bury... But this time i will first roast him alive!
Then shoot him six times, so he will be dead even if he drank Five alive!
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 3:35pm On Feb 12, 2017
nastynic:
yeah! Am back with a bang! To continue dissing the gay/ tho he died... I think he was resurrected for me to re-bury... But this time i will first roast him alive!
Then shoot him six times, so he will be dead even if he drank Five alive!

Yaw!!!! am alive. alive/ kicking fools like you to a side/ I'll visit your home or where you reside/ take tanker there and burn all your folks alive/ spit on them corpses/ as for the nasty. .I'll have him kicked by a thousand horses/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 4:16pm On Feb 12, 2017
You alive for now, only got seconds to live/
I brought presents, bullets from a weapon to give/
As soon as my team check in, it's gon be a wrecking/
Y'all hoęs kiss these bullets with a sweet pecking/

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by joey150(m): 3:51pm On Feb 16, 2017
I go savage like a heathen/
Omg! So many Turkey's above me, or is it thanksgiving?/
Your breath am ceasing, i know i'm breathtaking/
Your crucifixion is close, we better start your bread-breaking.

Raaah!

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by nastynic(m): 7:08pm On Feb 16, 2017
joey150:
I go savage like a heathen/
Omg! So many Turkey's above me, or is it thanksgiving?/
Your breath am ceasing, i know i'm breathtaking/
Your crucifixion is close, we better start your bread-breaking.

Raaah!

*closes eyes*

dear father,
why offer me such a bread without butter....dry nd lacks appeal, without water...
But u know best...so it will get crunched like ah did the rest
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 8:45pm On Feb 16, 2017
nastynic:


*closes eyes*

dear father,
why offer me such a bread without butter....dry nd lacks appeal, without water...
But u know best...so it will get crunched like ah did the rest

Kick his ąss to the back, I'll do nic nasty/
I spit trashy even Nicki no spit pass me/
Hit em with a pipe, this bítch can't move proper/
All I do is kick rhymes but I ain't a shoe dropper/
Imma smooth rocker, fúcking these dudes mothers/
Using two rubbers, squeezing two udders/
I squeeze the thunder to put you too under/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by souloho19(m): 8:49pm On Feb 16, 2017
joey150:
I go savage like a heathen/
Omg! So many Turkey's above me, or is it thanksgiving?/
Your breath am ceasing, i know i'm breathtaking/
Your crucifixion is close, we better start your bread-breaking.

Raaah!

Breathtaking! That's cos of the odour u bringing
Something smelling fowl
So when I trip u in the box..the nails follow and they won't blow no foul
Boy u a lightweight and ur feathers ain't deceiving
I'm throwing tantrums lyk a quarterback and u d one receiving
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by joey150(m): 8:53pm On Feb 16, 2017
nastynic:


*closes eyes*

dear father,
why offer me such a bread without butter....dry nd lacks appeal, without water...
But u know best...so it will get crunched like ah did the rest
*Bows head*
Lord,
Please accept this my humble offering,
As i hand his ass to him, i pray he still has his hard on every morning,
This has gotten too routine, i slay wanna-be rhymers and its getting too boring.

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by joey150(m): 9:24pm On Feb 16, 2017
souloho19:


Breathtaking! That's cos of the odour u bringing
Something smelling fowl
So when I trip u in the box..the nails follow and they won't blow no foul
Boy u a lightweight and ur feathers ain't deceiving
I'm throwing tantrums lyk a quarterback and u d one receiving

Father my bad, i know i am about to sin,
Yellow tapes..forensics get ready the aftermath would leave a bloody scene,
Am about to go beast on this human being...and deep within i know i am about to act out the most grotesque horror film.
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by souloho19(m): 10:18pm On Feb 16, 2017
joey150:


Father my bad, i know i am about to sin,
Yellow tapes..forensics get ready the aftermath would leave a bloody scene,
Am about to go beast on this human being...and deep within i know i am about to act out the most grotesque horror film.

Horror film but you can't handle this scene
Talk about phorensic but its ur own crime scene
Jack the ripper case open cos its the same m.o when I rip out ur spleen
You'll need to study history cos wen u mess with me that's what u would be-no lies
Cos when I 'saw u off' it wasn't wit ma eyes

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 4:05pm On Feb 17, 2017
Heyo punks, you spitting trash, am the king of 2lines to diss. I took the crown from the Dj/ I was spontaneously shooting 5naira like cash was coming out my uzi/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 5:14pm On Feb 17, 2017
This nigguh been ducking, gone AWOL/
Left his FFR buddies hanging tho it wasn't on a wall/
I snatch his frickin' face off the next time we face off/
Call my lawyer at the station cos nigguh I don't play soft/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 9:01pm On Feb 17, 2017
I paved the way/ opened up path for fools like you, I tried to make you great/ being miserable is all it takes/ for an old cargo like you to eat his head on his own dinner plate/

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by nastynic(m): 9:16pm On Feb 17, 2017
JoeWendell:
I paved the way/ opened up path for fools like you, I tried to make you great/ being miserable is all it takes/ for an old cargo like you to eat his head on his own dinner plate/
yo where ma knives at...bout to perform a caserean section on this cat/ i will open his stomach... At an angle of 180... I've been performing early kills lately
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JoeWendell: 10:30pm On Feb 17, 2017
You a stupid oll d:ck/ rabbit monkey, hyena/donkey. .a freaking coll meat/ brought a thousand clips, and I don't need to peel those quick/ cos nic will be another body the floor, when he feels the judo kicks/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by souloho19(m): 11:53pm On Feb 17, 2017
Judo kicks?
Take time boy check ur six
Wld put u in a shallow grave amputate the legs of ur 3 brothers.
Dat makes ur grave 6 feet..
U get why life's short??

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 12:05am On Feb 18, 2017
souloho19:
Judo kicks?
Take time boy check ur six
Wld put u in a shallow grave amputate the legs of ur 3 brothers.
Dat makes ur grave 6 feet..
U get why life's short??

that right there made no sense/
i fuckd both ya'll b!tches up cos i'm so potent/
you're no threat/
i'm known & soon to be a pro vet/
still stay fly even tho i ain't been round the globe yet/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by souloho19(m): 8:03am On Feb 18, 2017
Fuckd me up? But u d one dats pregnant
At least u sld spit better but ur shits still repugnant..
Lava eggs on ur ass cos u stagnant..
around the globe? That's cos I shrunk this sting ray with my shrink ray now he moves around light bulbs
A well traveled globe trotter
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 8:37pm On Feb 21, 2017
souloho19:
Fuckd me up? But u d one dats pregnant
At least u sld spit better but ur shits still repugnant..
Lava eggs on ur ass cos u stagnant..
around the globe? That's cos I shrunk this sting ray with my shrink ray now he moves around light bulbs
A well traveled globe trotter

If you...
Think you can spit, I split you in six/
I put the...
Gun in yo mouth, a kiss to the fifth/
Hit you with sticks & give you some kicks/
No gym shoes, like I'm trained to rip you to bits/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by souloho19(m): 7:06pm On Feb 25, 2017
I don't think- I know I can spit! king cobra/
Expose u as a b!tch nigga we call u dobra/
Now hear souloho in ur terrain no auxiliary I'm in my tundra/
I see u coming..don't u know I'm reckless
We collide.. I'm d one who wld wreck less
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 6:46pm On Feb 26, 2017
I taught you different styles, still you nat knowing yet/
Knock knock, that puss* so hard. . .can I cUm-in first/
Am the sex-machine. . Even ya wife call me best/
Cos my d1ck dey bust "her brain and heart" that's mind blowing sex!!!/


#YOLO
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Nobody: 8:51pm On Feb 26, 2017
Nigguh be thinking he it cos he rich/
money on his head put him in a ditch, then squad put the dick in his bítch/
Smack his mother, tell her make us food/
With dessert cake or two/
Fück her old ąss so bad, knock her out, then she wake up new/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by lilEmir3(m): 11:25pm On Mar 21, 2017
looks like u gat mommy issues..better go see a doctor
dan sitting in dat ur closet listening 2 frank ocean/
Gat ur cheap beefs on tray..den u askin why ur Songs are in slow motion/
my hits blow e'time.CIA all up on me..really hard 4 me 2 send ur mum "Hi sis"/
am dah dreaded X u always looking for in ur problems.find me.den u can solve ur Crisis/
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by KidPaku: 8:03pm On Apr 09, 2017
The kid is back like he got released/ y'all niggas wack and you got disease/ I'ma 'kill' ya cold blooded and still repeat/ this blokes gonna check ya 'in box', like mails received/

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by JastSiryin(m): 7:45pm On Apr 17, 2017
Who dis nigga posting crap on nairaland/
Can't rap for shit/ broke ass ain't even got a naira in hand/ You damn right you'sa kid/ bringing a toy to a gun fight/ so son u beta act right/ b4 I pump u full of lead/Cuz I'm d top shotta outright
Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Ken24(m): 8:29pm On Apr 17, 2017
souloho19:
Dis chidex tryna join his homies side
Its still gonna end in a double homicide
Cut off ur family tree dats a fcking genocide
I'd poison u innocently..me poison Ivy
Still turn up at d hospital inject sum poison in ur I.v
throwing stones at a glass house??
Boy you on crack
I get ur point tho..cos wack recognise wack
lol..

mad one! shit so real

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Re: 2 Lines To Diss The Person Above You by Ken24(m): 8:39pm On Apr 17, 2017
aint here to shade a nigga n if a nig throw one i'mma have some cover in dat,was a rough day nigga/ds is TITAN f**kin kay nigga/its bouh d bread like badhuce and sway sway nigga/2bars n walk off/says d rules buh nw its so f up..

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