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Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 10:53pm On Feb 04, 2008
by iman
If you are in a public gathering,how do you know the farts came from a man?

Women are sneaky with their business,not everyone is as open as Lizzie the Queen of Farts.

Perhaps being with obsessive compulsive farting men has made you specially attuned to the uniqueness of a male fart

Because he laughed out loud about it, besides, the sound came from his direction.
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 10:54pm On Feb 04, 2008
@topic
[b]well, i want to as tommysexy(man, right?) why do you think telling someone you farted is attractive? [/b]na wa for you o . . . . i can even smell the rotten-egg diffusing over here. . lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed tongue
Re: Askmen.com by tommyex(m): 10:54pm On Feb 04, 2008
lol
are you asking?
Image is nothing anyway.I no dey ever trust all those sweet,sexy IDs,off topic abi? cheesy
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 10:55pm On Feb 04, 2008
By 4him
only women use names like hotfunmi and refuse to show us their "hot" faces.

Keep dreaming. Don't masturbate on your keyboard please.
Re: Askmen.com by tommyex(m): 10:56pm On Feb 04, 2008
Toyint honey,so oo,i dint get ur Q?
How have u been now?I wan shadow 1 babe for here i will be home soon grin
Re: Askmen.com by Rebellious(f): 10:58pm On Feb 04, 2008
tommyex:

Toyint honey,so oo,i dint get your Q?
How have u been now?I wan shadow 1 babe for here i will be home soon grin



Typical. Just like dogs that chase cars they know they can never drive.
Re: Askmen.com by 4Him(m): 10:59pm On Feb 04, 2008
hotfunmi:

Keep dreaming. Don't masturbate on your keyboard please.

that's for little boys who fart in public.  grin
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:00pm On Feb 04, 2008
tommyex:

Toyint honey,so oo,i dint get your Q?
How have u been now?I wan shadow 1 babe for here i will be home soon grin

lipsrsealed lipsrsealed lipsrsealed
ok. . . the question is why do men think farting is attractive?



am fine o. . . i mean, c'mon, it's me grin
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:01pm On Feb 04, 2008
Rebellious:

Typical. Just like dogs that chase cars they know they can never drive.

which kain car o. . . Lexus? tommysexy wan drive Lexus? na wa o

tommysexy, is this right? undecided
Re: Askmen.com by Dreloaded(f): 11:02pm On Feb 04, 2008
enough with the farting and peeing jare. This is like watchinga South Park episode

Next question please! cheesy
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 11:03pm On Feb 04, 2008
Question:

Why do some men enjoy two women fighting over them?
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 11:05pm On Feb 04, 2008
Question:

Why do some men enjoy two women fighting over them?

that is the silliest and most perverted male characteristics.
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:06pm On Feb 04, 2008
why are some men so egocentric ?
Re: Askmen.com by tommyex(m): 11:07pm On Feb 04, 2008
Typical. Just like dogs that chase cars they know they can never drive

Young lady will you take it easy on me+ I wasnt really talking to you,Lets respect eachother ok?

Toyinsweety
farting aint sexy 4 me oo,As long as d smell no 2 bad n its done in private its not normal.I no bad 2

D-re
funmi no 2 get Qs,she jus wan understand why some of her bfs dey misbehave  cheesy

Ok,Topic
cos d girls no get dignity
Next . .  .
Re: Askmen.com by 4Him(m): 11:07pm On Feb 04, 2008
hotfunmi:

Question:

Why do some men enjoy two women fighting over them?

Is this a reasonable question? Next!

toyinrayo:

why are some men so egocentric ?

Its not our fault . . . its a learned behaviour from our fathers.
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 11:08pm On Feb 04, 2008
why are some  men so egocentric ?
Because they all need a lecture on how to treat ladies. Their self centeredness peaks during sex.
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:09pm On Feb 04, 2008
tommyex:

Young lady will you take it easy on me+ I wasnt really talking to you,Lets respect eachother ok?


seriously, do take it easy undecided . . tommysexy is one of the calm, neutral mature adult on NL. . . he just jokes arnd alot undecided
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 11:10pm On Feb 04, 2008
Is this a reasonable question? Next!
Are you back? I thought you are still masturbating on your keyboard over a mere imagination of Funmilayo's sillhouette?
Re: Askmen.com by tommyex(m): 11:10pm On Feb 04, 2008
d egocentricity is in the way we find ourselves,its like asking why do girls like looking sexy n cute.
Re: Askmen.com by tommyex(m): 11:11pm On Feb 04, 2008
ose o,Toyin help me tell am oo,
with lagos wahala I need to try to have fun when i can,NL included
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:11pm On Feb 04, 2008
tommyex:

d egocentricity is in the way we find ourselves,its like asking why do girls like looking sexy n cute.


as 4Him said. . . it's hereditary. . . ok o
Re: Askmen.com by 4Him(m): 11:12pm On Feb 04, 2008
hotfunmi:

Are you back? I thought you are still mastubing on your keyboard over a mere imagination of Funmilayo's sillhouette?

Maybe i shld ask why women have such an over-inflated idea of themselves?

hotfunmi:

Because they all need a lecture on how to treat ladies. Their self centeredness peaks during sex.

that's necessarily not true. that you've been unfrotunate to meet self-centered men who treat you like a dishrag during sex is no reason to smear the rest of us with the same brush.
That being said . . . men can be egocentric . . . its part of our nature that you cant take away, the earlier u get used to it and live with it the better.
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:15pm On Feb 04, 2008
blah blah blah. . , next question!!!!


Why do some men wear saggy pants that's all the way to their knee? it's so not attractive. . . very degrading
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 11:17pm On Feb 04, 2008
Question:

Why do some men sex and tell? I mean, must you tell all your friends that you slept with a particular girl but turn around to accuse women of gossipping?
Re: Askmen.com by 4Him(m): 11:19pm On Feb 04, 2008
when men sex and tell its simply a tacit admission that u're no more than a piece of meat to them.
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 11:19pm On Feb 04, 2008
Why do some  men wear saggy pants that's all the way to their knee? it's so not attractive. . . very degrading

Next time you see those men boys wearing them, get closer and you'll perceive their milk teeth.
Re: Askmen.com by hotfunmi(f): 11:20pm On Feb 04, 2008
by 4him
when men sex and tell its simply a tacit admission that u're no more than a piece of meat to them.

Boy, you are so full of it.

cheesy ;Chauvinist pig you are!!!!!!!
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:21pm On Feb 04, 2008
hotfunmi:


Next time you see those men boys wearing them, get closer and you'll perceive their milk teeth.

seriously, is that from experience? just asking o. . . because the answer sef. . . na wa lipsrsealed
Re: Askmen.com by 4Him(m): 11:23pm On Feb 04, 2008
hotfunmi:

Boy, you are so full of it.

cheesy ;Chauvinist pig you are!!!!!!!

i'm only answering ur questions as honestly as i can.
Re: Askmen.com by tommyex(m): 11:34pm On Feb 04, 2008
4him
u r just a clown

Toyin
saggn is for kids now,and some villager-just-enter-lagos.Its been long i saw such sef
Re: Askmen.com by Nobody: 11:37pm On Feb 04, 2008
thanks jare, omo daada grin
Re: Askmen.com by tommyex(m): 11:44pm On Feb 04, 2008
aha
so next Qmake una start before we ask ours oo,lol
by d way,how else can i judge a book?by d summary?

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