Boss : I'M giving u job as a driver, starting salary 10,ooonaira- is it o.k by you?:
temy: you r great sir ! starting salary is O.K. but how much is my driving salary ?



Interview : wt is ur qualification ?

santa: sir I'm Ph.d.

Interviewer : wt do u mean by Ph.d.

santa: (smiling)Passed High School with Difficulty.



Interviewer : just imagine ur in the 3rd floor, it caught fire & how will u escape ?

sadoh : it's simple sir I will stop my imagination?


muhat proposed a Girl,

Girl said I'm 1 year older than you

muhat said thats no problem girl, I'll marry you next year.



folly sitting on the top of the mountain and studying,

when a person asked what he was doing he said oye, higher studies yaar,

Lola

Come to me for some hugs

U got some cracking jokes there, baby

the polygamist is at it again

lola, the jokes are tight. keep it flowing

The third one is funny but true. . .simply stop your imagination. lol

I'm feeling the jokes man,
ituen, are u a ture polygamist

hmm i no care weda ituen na polygamist or polythenegamist,

all i knw be sey my arms are opened apart waitin 4 his hug

oya come closer and,

@sincity,
ituen is a polyandrist. that abotu describes him. but eim be correct guy sha

* * * *out comes tessy baby and fires you a hot slap**

@jokes,there are so nice,sweeeeet and hilarious.moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  
@poster,nice jokes from a husband snatcher .

habba ifyy i neva sey i wan snatch am now

just passionate hug cant take him away frm tessy baebe.

abi now?

Lolabbey! No be only hug Ituen say him want, why u come dey unbutton his zip now

ayusman abeg no put me 4 troubl eooo

i no fit shout.

tessy dear no mind them

**slap misses target and lands on clemzy's face

anusman, na that kind thing you dey like

SORRY tufe u accidently hit a barbed wire *grabs tufe by the colar and flogs him blue black*

nuttie thing

no mind lola, she don dey trip for ituen since, so dis na great opportunity.

@lolabbey
its a free world joh

clemz, you are twisting the story, why na.
you've 4gotten that you are the one that got caught in the barbed wire.
i think u need to be seeing the doctor more often , so that these your memory losses can be controlled

@tyty.
why u dey attack my lola like that. i'll table your matter at the board of directors meeting if you continue this way.

haba! tufe, no be like dat o, mee ke attack wu? i only dey pitty u, if u kno say na u get am, hold am tight

teetee thnk u ojere--its a free world and sure shit apens

yeah, thanx for the advice.

you are OK, no wahala for you again  

tufe:

yeah, thanx for the advice.

you are OK, no wahala for you again

Oh yeah! so u wan do wahala b4? chinekeeeeeeee

you guyz are were{mad people} all una life no pass joke na when una go repent?

@tyty
na u sabi.
@beeb
i dey watch you

i am giggling

now you are coming through. thats good

hmm so ituen is now the hot guy on NLD ?
wonders shall never end

benjy she no b sey e dey pain u sha?

anyway forms are out for the next hottest guy on nairaland

aplication is 5ooo naira only

uhm. . . . . . . .

ben~jay:

hmm so ituen is now the hot guy on NLD ?
wonders shall never end

who dash monkey banana. he is the hottest guy meaning hes in hot water

tj_tj:

who dash monkey banana. he is the hottest guy meaning hes in hot water

don't see the connection . . .

I no fit shout. _{Borrows his Grandma's Cane mini stool and squats down}

u cant cos u just came in, sit like ninja nd watch

Ain't got the time. . .so much is going on for me to sit and watch.

why not stand