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Female Rules by nightnurse(f): 2:28pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
1. PMS is every woman's perogative. It is always a good enough excuse for anything, and take advantage of it whenever possible. 2. Don't be afraid to gossip. It is your responsibility to make sure your friends are well-informed about the latest happenings. 3. You may change your mind whenever you wish. 4. If he doesn't spend money on you, don't waste your time on him. 5. Never give a direct answer when a man asks you a question. 6. It is not wrong to withold sex to get what you want. 7. Always ask a guy "What are you thinking?" after sex. 8. If he doesn't call, take it as the most personal of insults. 9. Never believe "I love you" if it comes before sex. 10. Always wear matching bra and panties for the first few dates, then you can s witch to the comfortable old palin white cotton once you have impressed him with the stylishness of your underwear. 11. ALWAYS say that he is the best you've ever had. 12. Fake orgasms when necessary. 13. Find a "cute giggle". Practice it constantly. 14. Learn to toss your hair around, even if it's short. 15. Shopping always makes you feel better. 16. When with a group of girls, it is customary to talk particularly about the girl who is not present. 17. Always try to set up your single female friends with your single male friends. 18. Never forget that men are pigs. 19. Jeans: the tighter the better. 20. The fact that you menstruate makes it okay to bitch as much as you want about anything you want. 21. Criticize every other woman behind her back. 22. Never reveal the full extent of your intelligence to a man. 23. Pretend that you can't do certain "guy" things like change a flat tire. It's even okay to calim that you can't pump gasoline or check the oil. Helpless females make a guy feel macho. 24. If a guy really cares about you, he should be able to read your mind. You needn't have to explain yourself, ever. And he should know what's expected of him without you saying anything. 25. Be a tease. 26. Men always want to know how they compare to the last guy you were with. Always say "Your're not as well hung as my last boyfriend." 27. Never dutch treat. 28. Guys like to see you flirt with their friends. 29. Develop a "cute butt" scale and use it to rate every guy's butt that you see. 30. Never go to the ladies room alone, if you can help it. 31. Carry feminine hygiene products with you wherever you go, and don't be shy about showing them to people. 32. Always announce to everyone when you are on the rag. |
Re: Female Rules by sincity(m): 2:39pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Where did u get all these lines. If guys are pig, then girls are dogs. And i can read ur mind perfectly to know what u are thinking now(24) |
Re: Female Rules by tufe(m): 2:42pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
i would like the answer to the number 7 question. nightie, cud u plz do the honors |
Re: Female Rules by nightnurse(f): 2:45pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
una no well |
Re: Female Rules by sincity(m): 2:54pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
all these ur rules won't work in my city, u need to be more , , ingeuinious, ok |
Re: Female Rules by nightnurse(f): 4:11pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
who wants to be in the sin-city anyway? u can kiss my ass |
Re: Female Rules by tufe(m): 4:33pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
hehe hope u got that perfectly clear |
Re: Female Rules by sincity(m): 5:48pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
why dont u bring it closer and i'll give u a wet one |
Re: Female Rules by tufe(m): 6:18pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
bleeping gay |
Re: Female Rules by tjtj1(m): 7:18pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
*removes the got frm gay* |
Re: Female Rules by Nobody: 9:59pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
18. Never forget that men are pigs. 7. Always ask a ROTFLMFAO |
Re: Female Rules by ThugLife1(m): 10:07pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
lol |
Re: Female Rules by ifyalways(f): 10:10pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@ dustbin ,developed cold feet?come and lets get it started twerp. bloody slowpoke.all those biz center attendants lucky to have a access to net and spit rubbish anyhow.cant wait to get your beri-beri rotten mouth talking. |
Re: Female Rules by sincity(m): 10:40am On Feb 06, 2008 |
I think some people's tap just broke, they seem to be running their gay-Gotten mouth like one |
Re: Female Rules by clemcykul(f): 11:13am On Feb 06, 2008 |
hhahahah dudes don surfer chei! |
Re: Female Rules by nightnurse(f): 11:32am On Feb 06, 2008 |
suffer nobe small, but them need am shaa |
Re: Female Rules by ifyalways(f): 3:22pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
@sincity,dont get it started i tell you.nyways you have the rite to start ofcos,then i wud follow suit,there are 2 sides to every coin.what you know little or nothing abt,ignore and move but if you choose the other side of the coin,goooooooooooooooooooood too. @weddustbin,toothless hag,where art thou?missing you sweetie,come onnnnnnnnnnnn |
Re: Female Rules by tufe(m): 3:40pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
observing the thread |
Re: Female Rules by ituen(m): 6:45pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
observing too. but if any1 insults nightnurse. . . . . . . |
Re: Female Rules by tufe(m): 6:58pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
omo body guard |
Re: Female Rules by tjtj1(m): 7:07pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
nightnurse na my brother sister husabnd younger brother wife sister cousin pickin |
Re: Female Rules by nightnurse(f): 7:08pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
@tufe, u resumed so soon, he told me he'd employ u to watch over me i never knew u'd start this soon. thanks to ituen |
Re: Female Rules by tufe(m): 7:13pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
drags nightie into the car. Brings out ruff ryders, slots it own, and then starts porking her |
Re: Female Rules by tjtj1(m): 7:13pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
in wat part man? |
Re: Female Rules by nightnurse(f): 7:17pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
@tufe how come u re not telling them the truth? hes jerking my dawg 9just make sure the condom is well inerted cos i don't want her pregnant. |
Re: Female Rules by tjtj1(m): 7:33pm On Feb 06, 2008 |
so ur dog name na nightie? |
Re: Female Rules by sincity(m): 11:16am On Feb 07, 2008 |
ify, u got it all wrong, i was talking to the gay guy, tufe calling himself a gay. |
Re: Female Rules by clemcykul(f): 11:47am On Feb 07, 2008 |
hmmmm |
Re: Female Rules by saucekid(m): 12:15pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
uhm . . . . abomination don full land |
Re: Female Rules by Lolabbey: 3:19pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
thngs dey apen oooo |
Re: Female Rules by ifyalways(f): 5:33pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
@sincity,no stress |
Re: Female Rules by sincity(m): 5:40pm On Feb 07, 2008 |
We cool like that sis. |
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