Mehnnnnn! English no be beans oooooo
I no fit shout sef
Lmao!

Plss id my identity,am 28yrs old nw 2012 wen i meet 34 yrs lady she hv 2kids why i hv 3dougter no boy she stay in PH y i stay in lagos i met her co-esindent 4rm a frnd dat get her cntact 4rm 2GO i travil to see her in PH to cut d story short she bring out money we did wedding witout my kobo she luk 4 people to stand as my family in PH after d white wedin & traditional wedin she said i should pregnat her nw she is 4 month pregnat and i cm back to lagos she keep calling me to cm bk every wk i said ok,which i kw i can nt because of long jonery n i cn`t leave my 3kids n traved, she even get another 2bed room flat witout me gven her kobo so dat people will say she hv move to her husband house,am living in lagos in my own house wit d mother of my 3dougter i didn`t married her, she get pragnat for me wen i was 19yrs n she was 18 den our 1st doutger is 9yrs y d 2rd is 5yrs n 3rd is 4yrs but for pass 11yrs we are together i said i will not let her work under anybody i hv open 4 diffrent shop for her,she hv nting 2 show for it all hv go she will labish the money but i still luv her wit my 3kids but d1 in PH i dn`t luv her but she is ready to gv me all d hppyniess i need in life cos she luv me,n she cn cook very,very well and she a very gud job because she is graduate her salary is more dan 200k pa month &she i a staff, but l don`t luv her,because of my wife n my kids n my wife luv me more dan any tin in dis word is just dat she dn`t want to work she like stayin athome all days & 9t but i want her to work for her self so she cn take gud care of her n d kids self maybe wen i dai so she will nt lark of anytin,as i am nw,i dn`t eat any swalow food is only rice n spagety n beans,yam egg.dat is d only food i always eat, am d only son of my mother. n she can nt cook it to my satisfasion but i can satisfy any woman on bed to the steage i sex a girl n she fennted b4 i rough nake to call people b4 then powor water on her she nw get up anther girl d condom picec insade her complite 4 days if she went to urinate she always call me dat d piece of condom is still cming out,n i like wmen but nt too much, plsss my frnd wat can i do to d PH wman n my d mother of my luvly kids pls tell me
4 hours ago ·

is this a joke or what
Well, since i am not asked to pay kobo as well, I'll advice that he stays with the wife in lagos and visit the woman in PH once a while.

what garbage is this?

Getting a headache frm just tryna read this

what a life

candieangel12: Getting a headache frm just tryna read this

Hahahaha kpellle
Let my kiss act like a drug for you then

Beync: what a life

Look me wella, I resmemble politician were dey lie
Mtcheeeeeeew! I saw this one this morning on fbk and you telling me otherwise

Na wa oooooooo.Things are happening,is this English or 'Engrish'?

Donalð Genes:
Hahahaha kpellle
Let my kiss act like a drug for you then

Oya come kiss me na

Falls from okada

candieangel12:

Oya come kiss me na

Oya come closer jor

Donalð Genes:
Look me wella, I resmemble politician were dey lie
Mtcheeeeeeew! I saw this one this morning on fbk and you telling me otherwise

face ko, booku ni
where did u mentioned that u copied d post from fb? long hiss

Okay what's your fb I'd imma add you straiqht up!
I copied it from sex life in 9ja

Donalð Genes:
Look me wella, I resmemble politician were dey lie
Mtcheeeeeeew! I saw this one this morning on fbk and you telling me otherwise

I know where u get it 4rm sex life in 9ja page

Βουκέφαλος: Falls from okada

Hahhahahahahhahahahaha easy man

Ucheosefoh: I know where u get it 4rm sex life in 9ja page

Yeaaaa you dead right! Did you see it

candieangel12: Getting a headache frm just tryna read this

this is really the height of gbagaun.

Βουκέφαλος: Falls from okada

dooh

*falls from palm wine tree*

Donalð Genes:
Yeaaaa you dead right! Did you see it

that foolish page. Mtcheww. I thought so

ciphoenix: this is really the height of gbagaun.

Gbagaun unlimited
You go fear nah

ciphoenix: this is really the height of gbagaun.

As in ehh! I no fit finish reading the thing self.

Where is my candiangel ooooooooooooooo*

Donalð Genes:
Oya come closer jor

See me as I dey here ooo. I dey for your back.

couldn't even go halfway

Op Whata mettic.

The last bit was unnecessary.No need to broadcast your sexual ability when you have two very confused women to handle.
The only sober people I can see are your 3 kids.

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how exactly is this trending?
the OP should be banned!
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This English na waya.

Just got me a terrible headache from reading this poo