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What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 11:27pm On Nov 17, 2012
I remember when i was a kid around six or seven year old, i swallowed a piece of ₦1 coin.
Being a kid, putting stuff in ur mouth and licking it (like say d tin be food sef undecided), then, gbam! i mistakenly swallowed it. I wan die dat day na!
I told my mum afterward...omo she beat nonsense outta me. I think we went to a nearby clinic or so..i really can't remember wat happened next..bin really long, but i remembered dat i shi.t d tin out d next day i think. It was strange and funny seeing it in my poo.
What inedible stuff have u mistakenly swallowed before?? grin
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Gonzaga1010(m): 11:33pm On Nov 17, 2012
When i was a kid i swalloed a bottle top mistakingly
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Emmyk(m): 1:20am On Nov 18, 2012
At age 5 i swallowd OFFICE PIN.. it was in my mouth when my sister stared tickling me and straight it went down my throat... They said I need to be operated on in hospital or the pin will tear apart my kidney and so on. Buh 3days later I shit the stuff out. Miraclously.

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Sagytarius(m): 1:39am On Nov 18, 2012
Emmyk: At age 5 i swallowd OFFICE PIN.. it was in my mouth when my sister stared tickling me and straight it went down my throat... They said I need to be operated on in hospital or the pin will tear apart my kidney and so on. Buh 3days later I shit the stuff out. Miraclously.
Beyond the oesophagus, the walls of the digestive tracks are so thick and can withstand sharp objects.

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Emmyk(m): 6:49am On Nov 18, 2012
Sagytarius: Beyond the oesophagus, the walls of the digestive tracks are so thick and can withstand sharp objects.
u serious? What if it had hanged @ the Oesophagus? U think the pin cant cut through my intestines?
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 6:56am On Nov 18, 2012
Office pin?? Whoa.....?! shocked

@gonzaga. You no sh.it d bottle top out??
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by illicit(m): 8:33am On Nov 18, 2012
I do lick and suck my ex and swallow everytin like ice cream. Is it hygenic or edible?

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Nov 18, 2012
^^Lollest! You no well

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Sagytarius(m): 2:45pm On Nov 18, 2012
Emmyk: u serious? What if it had hanged @ the Oesophagus?
Na there wahala dey na.
U think the pin cant cut through my intestines?
No it can't. The walls of the intestine produces some mucus to cloud or engulf the object, thereby making it sticky or slippery and eventually escorts the toxin outta the body.

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by illicit(m): 2:48pm On Nov 18, 2012
booqee: ^^Lollest! You no well
Na so o, but tell me is it edible?
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Enenu1(f): 3:35pm On Nov 18, 2012
Memory card..
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Emmyk(m): 4:05pm On Nov 18, 2012
'Enenu':
Memory card..
LoL. So how far?
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 5:32pm On Nov 18, 2012
Front page na!

@illicit. ee dey edible. I hear say d thing dey rich in fats and oil, as well as vitamin P!

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 5:33pm On Nov 18, 2012
'Enenu':
Memory card..
huh?? Wetin come happen?? You shit d tin abi ee don mix wiv ur blood ni??
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 5:41pm On Nov 18, 2012
Bossom milk and Vag*na hair. I had to use tooth-pick to remove some of the hair. But still swallowed some.

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by illicit(m): 11:16pm On Nov 18, 2012
^ na wa for u o, u use teeth shave her punny?
@booqee wat is vitamin p? Hw does it work
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by MadCow1: 9:14am On Nov 20, 2012
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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by benedictjohn(m): 9:16am On Nov 20, 2012
I swallow tooth brush n BELT O
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 9:16am On Nov 20, 2012
As a toddler I once swallowed a penny.
I still remember the feeling and the taste...YUK! tongue
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 9:17am On Nov 20, 2012
benedict john: I swallow tooth brush n BELT O

grin
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by GeneralGaricks: 9:18am On Nov 20, 2012
Swallowed many insults.

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 9:20am On Nov 20, 2012
egungun(fish tiny bone)
the tin kon stay for my throat na in i use big Eba break am
#HALELLUYAH#

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Jglad(f): 9:22am On Nov 20, 2012
a die n also 3 seeds of ludo and i once swallowd a stone..wen playin wit sand,no b my fault!
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 9:24am On Nov 20, 2012
'Enenu':
Memory card..


How many gig?

Be like u wan increase ur brain capacity

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by dramenda(f): 9:24am On Nov 20, 2012
pride

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Nobody: 9:27am On Nov 20, 2012
Have swallowed staple pins before,and sand na normal things, biro ink nko,na pride be dat.

I have mistakenly swallowed pores from a girl's br3ast,thinking it was milk,never knew she had boil on her br3ast.I vomited my life out that day.

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by enigmagu1(m): 9:27am On Nov 20, 2012
na meat wey i nava chew to level of swallowing o.....d tin vex me dat day ooo....@ age 5

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Bezed(m): 9:28am On Nov 20, 2012
i swallowed a zip, on my second day in school.. That was my primary school
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by adewasco2k(m): 9:28am On Nov 20, 2012
Okay! This one is so grossy that anytime I remember, I wanna throw up.
I was a kid then, after food was served (rice + stew) I left it open in the kitchen....while eating I took up something I thought was fish or so....while crushing it with my teeth, I noticed its not fish so I brought it out of my mouth behold, it was a cockroach.

Brb lemme go throw up

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Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by greall1: 9:34am On Nov 20, 2012
Mrs Bigg"s ice cream lol
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by Youngzedd(m): 9:35am On Nov 20, 2012
Imanuelle:


How many gig?

Be like u wan increase ur brain capacity

Ask him.
Re: What Inedible Thing Have You ever Swallowed Mistakenly before?? by greall1: 9:37am On Nov 20, 2012
i think 256GB
Imanuelle:


How many gig?

Be like u wan increase ur brain capacity

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