Mathematical Love Letter(if he was a maths teacher and wanted to write a love letter).
My Dear Love, Yesterday, I was passing by your rectangular house in trigonometric lane.
There I saw you with your cute circular face, conical nose and spherical eyes, standing in your
triangular garden. Before seeing you, my heart was a null set, but when a vector of magnitude (likeness) from your eyes at a
deviation of theta radians made a tangent to my heart, it differentiated.
My love for you is a quadratic equation with real roots, which only you can solve by making
good binary relation with me. The cosine of my
love for you by making good binary relation with me. The cosine of my love for you extends
to infinity. I promise that I should not resolve you into partial functions but if I do so, you can
integrate me by applying the limits from zero to infinity. You are as essential to me as an element to a set.
The geometry of an element
to a set. The geometry of my life revolves around your acute personality. My love, if you do not meet me at parabola restaurant on date 10 at sunset, when the sun is making an angle of 160 degrees, my heart would be like a solved polynomial of degree 10. With love from your higher order derivatives of maxima and minima.
Yours ever loving... Patrick