Movingcoil: I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her [/b]b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, [b]I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

Laila Ikeji: spent the night wt him on our university's football field! Crazy sh*t!! as snake no bite us dat day.

OPEYEMI AD: Mine was not too funny- on one faith full day i decide to give her a visit meanwhile i have calculate my to and fro transport fare, i take exactly nothing more nothing less from house, after the visitation as she is accompany me she heat her shoe on the ground and the shoe cut off. see disgrace, but fortunately for her there is one shoe maker nearby and we both went there for repair. i don't know whether the guy know how much i have in my pocket, i just give him my last change and d girl wave me bye bye from their. Hmm LWTMB any time i remember this i trek go home that day

Movingcoil: I can remember only two; the first was my immediate ex, I visited her at ebonyi, during our sex session, I noticed she had an infection, i didn't let her know or maybe she knew but didn't know it was an infection, I used cos of it and came back to ebonyi with my final year project money of up 2 30k 4 dat disease 2 treat it but she misunderstood me and I got angry, yabbed her seriously about it, she wanted 2 eat all d money instead of using it 4 d main purpose, I later'on heard from one of her friends dat she jokingly told she wanted to give me a break cos I was too sentimental why her main reason was cos she had a fling for one ebsu guy like dat. All other tnz na tori, the second one is my present gf. The elder sister wanted to be in control of our relationship but I outsmarted her so she hated me 4 dat and started telling my gf so many nasty things dat I said about her, that was all lies cos she just wanted 2 make my gf hate me cos she saw dat my gf was so stuck into me so wat I did 2 reclaim dat trust was 2 go 2 my gfs house wid tears, knelt down and slit my left arm wid a razor blade in front of her b4 she could stop me and it worked cos she started crying also saying dat she never believed the sister and dat she had never seen my kind of person b4. Also wen she had her menses and the thing was disturbing her, during dat time d parents travelled, she called me 2 keep her company on dat friday, I slept over and in the morning around 5am, I woke up, washed all her clothes, d mums cloth and d immediate younger sister's clothes, went to market dat saturday and cooked for her and her immediate younger sis, d elser sis dosen't stay wid dem, she was at school den, also and even till now am doing more crazy tnz cos the spell hasn't worn off

Jesus wept!

Idowuogbo:
kai!!!!

No be small "Kai" o. . . For person wey i never marry or think to marry?

Na this guy we suppose use do advert for KAI. . .

K - Kick

A - Against

I - Indiscipline

sexkillz:
Jesus wept!

maygah: I have starved myself and my younger brother , just to see that my bf eats.even @ dat d relationship came to an end.

maygah: I have starved myself and my younger brother , just to see that my bf eats.even @ dat d relationship came to an end.

runskid: sold my range rover just to buy her brazilian hair sold my range rover just to buy her brazilian hair

sexkillz: No be small "Kai" o. . . For person wey i never marry or think to marry?

Na this guy we suppose use do advert for KAI. . .

K - Kick

A - Against

I - Indiscipline

Iaz93:
smh

Iaz93:
smh

maygah: I have starved myself and my younger brother , just to see that my bf eats.even @ dat d relationship came to an end.

Idowuogbo:
hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!! killz abeg my belle o! btwn! u don land for abj?

runskid: sold my range rover just to buy her brazilian hair sold my range rover just to buy her brazilian hair

ammyluv2002: Wore trouser for the first time just to impress him on our 1st date...each time I remember that,I laugh my ass out. Things we do for love sha *smh*

sexkillz: Who dash monkey banana?

The range rover must be the 1985 model. . . You get luck to see buyer for the scrap sha.

sexkillz: Yeah. Went by road though.

bariyakat: Too many to mention!

sexkillz: Who dash monkey banana?

The range rover must be the 1985 model. . . You get luck to see buyer for the scrap sha.

honeric01:

o wa

not oowa

so you kinda missed it a bit.

hizaya61: on our way coming back from beach we were attacked by hired-killers, i was shot instead of her, she never came to see me in the hospital, two weeks i heard she was dating my best friend

ebizswit: Came back frm church around 10:30pm, calld my ex if he had eaten, he said no, ı had to warm d food in my house, trekd about an hour around 11:30 no bike...nd my school can be very treatening after 9.pm. I riskd it down to his lodge, d bi..tch jes pickd d fish nd meat in d food, nd abadoned d food, nt knwing dat he had already eaten, he jst lied to me dat he has nt eaten. I would buy things for myslf, nd pretend to my friends dat he bought dem for me, gave him my bb, nd took his small fone, just to make pple believe dat he own it.