ifyalways is having an affair during the day while her husband is at work.
Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly,
sees the illegal lovers
and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch.
Then the woman's husband
unexpectedly comes home.

She hides her lover in the cupboard,
not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: "Dark in here."
The Man says: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have a soccer ball, do you want to buy it?"
Man: "No, thanks."
Boy: "My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!"
Man: "OK, how much?"
Boy: "N1000"

A few weeks later it happened again
and the boy and the lover were in the cupboard together again.

Boy: "Dark in here."
Man: "Yes, it is."
Boy: "I have soccer boots."
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: "How much?"
The Boy says:" N5000"
The Man says: "Fine, I will buy them."
A few days later, the Father says to the boy:
"Grab your ball and boots,
let's go outside and have a game."
The Boy says: "I can't, I sold them for N6000"
The Father says: "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like
that,  N6000 is way more than those two things cost.
I'm going to take you to church
and make you confess your "SINS."

They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
confession booth and he closes the door.

The Boy says: "Dark in here."

The Priest says: "Don't start that again!"


THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT IFY'S HOUSE!

hmmmmmmmmmmm,no comment

folly, i have told you b4, that if u have a problem with ify, you settle it with me.

But the joke tight sha, just wish u had used someone else's name

@lola,
plz feel free to yarn

no wahala now

merix / remix

tufe:

folly, i have told you before, that if u have a problem with ify, you settle it with me.

But the joke tight sha, just wish u had used someone else's name

@lola,
plz feel free to yarn

why not come to thread aaaaaaggh and c frustration in the making

oh boi, i don see o. make una fire on jare

The boy could have made more money with this discovery.
Kai, what a miss,I wish he contacted me afterwards.

u can still get in touch with da mom


aisha2 my love where u @ i'm missin u

my love where u @.

Baby see me oh, i ful ground for u

folly,this one u are picking on ify everywhere, hope its not that u've got feelings for the chick,
@aisha2, set up a panel of enquiry in respect of this.

feelins? u must b kiddin me never had never will gat dat strait aaiiight

CHI-ROSE:

The boy could have made more money with this discovery.
Kai, what a miss,I wish he contacted me afterwards.

and what would you have done?

probably teach him to sell his toys

Remixed but its ok sha

But i wonder why Ify's name was used?

@joke nice one.
@poster,see you where we stopped

old news

@ ify will b waitin

me i don tire for dis kain fightoooh una fyte finish come go dey kiss for backyard

so folly nd ify being dey fight

clem na so ?

so them just dey confuse us 4 nairaland?

abeg mak we live them mak them dey do deir thng.

aftr fight comes d kissing galore.

Two kissers wey no dey brush

tj how u take knw?

are u talking frm experience?

shit hapens though,nothng do u

I noe them for boot camp

heheehe

tel me somethng

at tht time bones was the head of recruits until dem put sauce kid nd migines.

realy?
am getin more intrstd

Nd they live happily ever after

hmmm,then-----------------

and a fairy godmother came and turned sauce into a frog with goatie

so u knew the story all along