This is in no way to insult any tribe so please do not get offended. It is also not meant to annoy anyone, hurt anyone or make any tribe look
superior or inferior." I saw it on Deronk's and though I'm really not one for stereotype jokes, this got me laughing. Enjoy...

IGBO HUSBAND

MERIT
He is very loyal, He maintains monogamy, Could be very yielding/ gullible, Gives you
access to all his assets, Follows your advice and directions to the letter, Spends money on you for comfort, good looks and happiness,
Takes care of your kids

DEMERIT
Could be very unromantic-Roma nce is limited to spending money, spending money and spending money, May be semi-literate or
illiterate, May marry you early and deny you of access to life/youth, More likely to be crude and unrefined, Always has a large family to cater to and take care of plus apprentices etc,
May not be presentable, May be horrible in bed and/or sexually illiterate/ unwillin g to explore, Could be gullible/easy to deceive.

IGBO WIFE

MERIT
Loyal to her husband, Gives kids good nourishing food with vegetables and many spices, Is very clean, Is ready to fight anybody alongside her husband and break their head or even fight while the husband watches, Even if her husband leaves her at 30, she has only a 3% chance of remarrying after kids.

DEMERIT
Very disrespectful to everyone including you, After breaking the neighbours' head will one day break yours, Only regards you as a man if you have money, Views love as spending power, May not really love you but will marry you because you are ready and her real lover isn't, Will spend every dim

YORUBA HUSBAND

MERIT
Could be very romantic, Could be caring, Tries to maintain leadership in the home, Disciplines kids well, More white-collar career
inclined, Literacy level is usually high,

DEMERIT
More likely to philander, More likely to eventually marry another wife, More likely to marry you for your money/ connections, Could be highly assertive, Most times you
would take care of yourself after a while, You may eventually separate with nothing to show for it, Family members may be given
priority.

YORUBA WIFE

MERIT
Very respectful to husband, Very respectful to in-laws, Most times educated, Yielding and submissive, Likes sex.


DEMERIT
Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you, Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office, Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids, Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything, May jazz you up, Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala, Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of age, If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a peck.

EDO HUSBAND

MERIT
Believes in marriage, Takes care of you and your needs.

DEMERIT
May end up not taking full care of the kids, Could be very harsh, Does not take any nonsense, You may end up taking care of him, You can't cheat on him.

URHOBO HUSBAND

MERIT
Believes in marriage, Takes care of you and your needs.


DEMERIT
You may end up taking care of him, You cant
cheat on him.

EFIK HUSBAND

MERIT
Will effectively take care of the culinary activities in your absence, Is usually very religious, Hardworking, Good in bed, Quite
organised and clean.


DEMERIT
Be prepared to have 12 kids, Your cooking may not be good enough, He will either be very ugly or very handsome. no line between.
He will also either be very short or very tall.
Same with your kids, Prepare to have a husband like 25 years older than you in his fifties.

HAUSA HUSBAND
MERIT
Hardly believes in premarital sex, Very religious, Takes care of you


DEMERIT
You may be wife number 4, You may be wife number 4 at 14, You have absolutely no say in
anything, anywhere and anytime, If he passes away, you may be transferred to another family.
Kinds of Nigerian Wives

URHOBO WIFE

MERIT:
Always loyal/ faithfully( cheating is outright abomination), very hardworking and self reliant, very good cook(banga soup, owo, pepper soup ,sea food specials,
can persevere even in poverty conditions, accommodating if a second wife shows up, what u see is what u get kind of attitude,
would lay down their life for their children, Tolerates in-laws

DEMERIT
Argumentative, stubborn, alcholic tendencies, some level of gra- gra, very very very vocal, She respects you with serious warning., Very
sharp and wise to take action.

@Speeder! You...are...one...crazy...dude!!

But I love your post! I'm still laughing here o!

Efik husband / Yoruba wife's demerits: Hilarious!

Slight modification if you don't mind: You didn't include my tribe (Isoko). We're similar to the Urhobos. So why not make it Urhobo/Isoko?

speeder:
URHOBO WIFE

MERIT:
Always loyal/ faithfully( cheating is outright abomination), very hardworking and self reliant, very good cook(banga soup, owo, pepper soup ,sea food specials,
can persevere even in poverty conditions, accommodating if a second wife shows up, what u see is what u get kind of attitude,
would lay down their life for their children, Tolerates in-laws

DEMERIT
Argumentative, stubborn, alcholic tendencies, some level of gra- gra, very very very vocal, She respects you with serious warning., Very
sharp and wise to take action.

Question for you though: Are you some sort of cultural psychologist? You just described moi (minus the alcholic tendencies & acceptance of 2nd wife)

Warri nor dey ever carry last!

YORUBA WIFE

MERIT
Very respectful to husband, Very respectful to in-laws, Most times educated, Yielding and submissive, Likes sex.


DEMERIT
[s]Would most likely have had one kid for another man before you and after you, Will most likely cheat at 65% with one Uncle or Oga at office, Possibly give you another man's kid in between your kids, Tells her mother or sisters or friends everything, May jazz you up, Will fill you with pepper, palm oil, assorted and amala, Probably will marry another man even if you split at 60 years of age, If she makes more money than you, or you make less her, the uncles will finally start to drop her off in front of the house with a peck.[/s]

. Some bullsh*ite

^^ Lol!

Nor mind am

@ Yoruba wife Demerits..... too bad nobody eats amala in my family....I get to eat it alone