*sweeps floor..
*cleans windows...
*sits on couch...
*waits....

lol.

food n drinks nko?

Waiting for more guests to arrive na...
but in the mean time what can I get you?

A bottle of Irish cream. Make it Baileys or Amarula

Irish cream?? where is Teeo when you need him...
I only haff amarula (hope you dont mind...) hehehe...
by the way, please help me contact my old guests..it seems I have reached my PM limit...

see smart girl... Am dancing oooo. This is wonderful

Sends kelechi to go and get drinks and Amarula for the queen of diary coast

Wait oh!!
me i dont know who kelechi is oh!!
biko, tell your buddy to come and other exclusive members....(minus one husband snatcher with big eyes and hips oh!)

alosiby92: Wait oh!!
me i dont know who kelechi is oh!!
biko, tell your buddy to come and other exclusive members....(minus one husband snatcher with big eyes and hips oh!)

Ok i have sent it to my SOM buddy

buddy buddy buddy buddy oh, buddy!!

teeo: Sends kelechi to go and get drinks and Amarula for the queen of diary coast

Kelechi kwanu?

Make she no go get paraga tonic o.

alosiby92: Irish cream?? where is Teeo when you need him...
I only haff amarula (hope you dont mind...) hehehe...
by the way, please help me contact my old guests..it seems I have reached my PM limit...

I thot u are doing house warming on Diaryland. Post the invites on the chat room and in your diary.

I agree with Tmama: Teeo, us we dont know this kelechi again oh!!! make you hexplain where you dey find him? abi he be our house boy?

Tgirl4real:

I thot u are doing house warming on Diaryland. Post the invites on the chat room and in your diary.

tmama,I would like to but you know it is somehow...
I dont want everyone to just enter anyhow..remember what happened last time...

*Strouts in *

You do well alosiby ...this new house is quite large and well furnished, just that the paint never dry finish. *sneezes*

Can I get a bottle of bailey's please??

Teeo: abeg, biko organise some baileys for us oh!!
SOM, we tenk Gawd, we tenk Gawd..
Need to get word out to madam cowife and oga skillet, Creme...all the old guests but biko..we dont want to shout on the rooftops...you know how it is on sallah day with gate crashers..

pls dont post this thread on ur diary, the chat room in diaryland is alreading giving me a headache. Am thinking unfollow.

same here...sad again...

I really hate it when that happens...
its an eyesore..

Farydah Welcome!!!
* was really nice to meet you yesterday...you made my day....

How did you get Seun to start reading your diary, you this Ijebu winsh

Jealousy jealousy.. shebi I hasked you why you were ignoring me...

Sorry i have been busy with ajuwaya parols and u guys chased Kelechi away

Here comes the beer

*dancing Alingo!!
*dancing Kukere!!!
*dancing etigi!!
*dancing lapaz toyota!!
Seun read my diary....
*blushing for days....
#Faints...

alosiby92: Jealousy jealousy.. shebi I hasked you why you were ignoring me...

I am not jealous oh, it's high time I stepped up my game. Smh, it's this stewpid Nepa people in Dubai, been saving my battery, reading but not typing, plus I replied you on my last post, maybe you didn't read it before I modified it. wasn't ignoring you on purpose. But my battery is charged sha, bring it on.

I didnt read it oh!! all I saw were smily faces...and i wanted to ask what they were about...because UJU saw them and said something..
Ok, So let me be honest....
i have been underhanded...
I suggest he read my analysis of him in my diary...and he did..
I am sorry if that was unfair on my part...
I didnt mean to ...uhm...hurt you...
but uhm...
I guess thats what happened...
chei, its like you stalk him 24/7 though...how the heck did you know the precise moment he was online?
you dis igbo winsh...

alosiby92: I didnt read it oh!! all I saw were smily faces...and i wanted to ask what they were about...because UJU saw them and said something..
Ok, So let me be honest....
i have been underhanded...
I suggest he read my analysis of him in my diary...and he did..
I am sorry if that was unfair on my part...
I didnt mean to ...uhm...hurt you...
but uhm...
I guess thats what happened...
chei, its like you stalk him 24/7 though...how the heck did you know the precise moment he was online?
you dis igbo winsh...

I wasn't stalking duh, I was viewing your page and there he was 'viewing this page' with me. Me I think I should go do my own analysis too. Just that I don't feel like updating, too much I still have to catch up with on diaryland, especially the chatroom that seems to be overtaken by red mosquitoes (no offence).

Red mosquito: none taken my dear.

So, oya...spill the beans!! which dibia did you go to to know the exact moment he was online? Was it the one outside Dubai?

Talking about irritating insects....I saw you were in the chat room when I was under attack with regards to joysticks and you did not say anything or defend me...#wickedness!

alosiby92: So, oya...spill the beans!! which dibia did you go to to know the exact moment he was online? Was it the one outside Dubai?

Thought it was his job to always be online?

yes, but last I checked he was last online at 2.05 am..then the moment he was reading my diary, you knew...