We understand. But you still have time to . . .em em emmm. . .you still have small time to appreciate Mrs Jarus cooking skill and her ability to be an awesome home-keeper.
What I wont like to hear is your inner thots about SLS.

Odunnu: We understand. But you still have time to . . .em em emmm. . .you still have small time to appreciate Mrs Jarus cooking skill and her ability to be an awesome home-keeper.
What I wont like to hear is your inner thots about SLS.

LMAO
Baddhhh girl

Odunnu: It gets better with each update. I'm so enjoying this.
@Tgirl, so much for being friends

Sweetheart, no be like so o. I was expecting to get a feedback from u. How have u been?

Jarus: I commend the Sienas for the minute-by-minute account o; not sure I can mentally recall that level of details, or could it be there are no events? Or could it be because I spend 6-10pm at work and on the road and just couple of hours (early morning and late evening added together) with the Jaruses? Or because Jarusat is just 3 months old and hardly any noticeable events?

Let Mrs. Jarus help out.

chaircover: Funny enough Mr CC does kind of the same thing Mrs Sienna Does

Any little thud, abosi yell, pretense scream wharreva, he comes bounding down the stairs 2 at a time to see what I have done to his princess

That one too knows how to twist daddy round her finger and I cant count the number of times he has risked his life jumping down the stairs only for her to say something as silly as "dad i thought there was a monster in the kitchen" or "I think I saw a spider!" . . . .THINK OOO!!!! not even seen!

I am the disciplinarian and he is the softee and I cant count the number of times we have agreed to say NO to something in the bedroom but somehow the kids manage to twist him and he says yes! making me look like the wicked witch from the west

Yea CC I am the softie sometimes after smacking her I feel sorry for her and tell her sorry loll. Sienna gets away with a lot of things easily when it comes to me but with Siena she doesnt and she knows that

Mrs. Siena:



Yea CC I am the softie sometimes after smacking her I feel sorry for her and tell her sorry loll. Sienna gets away with a lot of things easily when it comes to me but with Siena she doesnt and she knows that

Mr Siena: honey, I think we should have one more baby

Mrs Siena in her thickest warri accent replies: ehn, abeg abeg face front. 2 is okay for me

Mr Siena: .....but honey......

Mrs Siena: I no want, na by force.....


I can imagine them holding this convo, anyways continue wearing skinny jeans and see if you will not carry 3 more by 2020. Thank me later for this prophesy

jennykadry:

Mr Siena: honey, I think we should have one more baby

Mrs Siena in her thickest warri accent replies: ehn, abeg abeg face front. 2 is okay for me

Mr Siena: .....but honey......

Mrs Siena: I no want, na by force.....


I can imagine them holding this convo, anyways continue wearing skinny jeans and see if you will not carry 3 more by 2020. Thank me later for this prophesy

Lmao chai JK na wa for you oh funny enough we don get this kind convo plenty sef, me I no wan born again oh lollll 3 more ke babes you no want make I wear skinny jeans again. Lollll

lol


All u mamas.

Go cast your vote for the Segzy bobos on NL.

https://www.nairaland.com/1129647/mr-nairaland-elimination-round-2

@Iyawo Siena

EHn, me I am just talking ooo based on the makeup brown you applied on your face last night. Seh na makeup like eye shadow and co Siena talk about for here?




I pass her the remote. I'm not really in a Nollywood mood. Sachi's fallen asleep, and Sienna's quite happy to stay with Ruky. Mrs. Siena heads upstairs - she knows me too well. The best part of arguments is the making up

Tgirl4real: lol


All u mamas.

Go cast your vote for the Segzy bobos on NL.

https://www.nairaland.com/1129647/mr-nairaland-elimination-round-2

Saga is not there. I no vote

jennykadry:

Saga is not there. I no vote

No min dem, dem no know wetin be segzy.

But, Christ, that dopejemi boy looks way too much like me when I was 18.

Fck me! There is a hard copy of my pix at that age (i.e. 3 years ago sha ) that is exactly a carbon copy.

Yea!! Wow!! Such amazing families!!

Mr Siena: a big softie, hardie, romantic all rolled into one...welldone sir!

Mrs Siena: wonderful mom and wife...she no like wahala rara!

And Siena reminds me of myself when I was little! Yepa!! Lol

Naijababe: aww...don't worry ma, hubby would be back sooner than you think. And sometimes you come across like you are preggy? Just my thoughts anyways...

Mr & Mrs Jarus: I gbadun una two...and I still dey watch una!! Lol

Are we not meant to have the Jarus' update today?
Whatagwan?

Did this Sagamite say he was 18yrs 3years ago?

^^ He's actually 55 years old.

You know what they say about looks being deceiving and all that

Sagamite:

No min dem, dem no know wetin be segzy.

But, Christ, that dopejemi boy looks way too much like me when I was 18.

Fck me! There is a hard copy of my pix at that age (i.e. 3 years ago sha ) that is exactly a carbon copy.

No wonder I wanted to use him as my screen saver.


Liar!!!

Odunnu: Are we not meant to have the Jarus' update today?
Whatagwan?

May be u need to start using ur sister power.

chamotex:

Why you dey laugh, brother mi?

Odunnu: Are we not meant to have the Jarus' update today?
Whatagwan?

Did this Sagamite say he was 18yrs 3years ago?

You no know say I am a baby ni?

Efemena_xy: ^^ He's actually 55 years old.

You know what they say about looks being deceiving and all that

That one na my great grand father age.

Grand father 42 but he is dead sha. Died of gonorrhea.

My Dad is 30 years old.

Nothing today?
Mr jarus we all awaits manifestation jor
To keep the fire burning we need varieties

[quote author=chaircover]Funny enough Mr CC does kind of the same thing Mrs Sienna Does

Any little thud, abosi yell, pretense scream wharreva, he comes bounding down the stairs 2 at a time to see what I have done to his princess

That one too knows how to twist daddy round her finger and I cant count the number of times he has risked his life jumping down the stairs only for her to say something as silly as "dad i thought there was a monster in the kitchen" or "I think I saw a spider!" . . . .THINK OOO!!!! not even seen!

I am the disciplinarian and he is the softee and I cant count the number of times we have agreed to say NO to something in the bedroom but somehow the kids manage to twist him and he says yes! making me look like the wicked witch from the west [/quotelol. Family life is indeed fun]

Jarus: I commend the Sienas for the minute-by-minute account o; not sure I can mentally recall that level of details, or could it be there are no events? Or could it be because I spend 6-10pm at work and on the road and just couple of hours (early morning and late evening added together) with the Jaruses? Or because Jarusat is just 3 months old and hardly any noticeable events?

don't worry. You're doing fine.

The way the Sienas have the details of their day is quite impressive. Makes me think they have the Nigerian version of that notepad the reporter in Harry potter had.

Where is Sagamite and the rest of the e-harem??!!

I seriously suspect Jenny's got something to do with his absence.

Er... Saga, I don plan to get small trade o! Shebi you said I too should be independent?

I wan do career in amebo-ism...it pays better than that bread selling of a thing you suggested.

So, I need una support for here o! https://www.nairaland.com/1131064/official-literature-writing-section-poster/1

Else, I go continue to rely on you for my 2K saloon runz...

Na wetin I do? When innocent me just sitdon with saga dey drink Moet & Chandon you no go let us rest ni

Sorry for the interruption. Update will be ready in a bit.

Meanwhile, u gatz to vote for my ermmm . . . brother from another mother.

[size=18pt]Lalaosky[/size] before it's too late. Voting ends by 8pm naija time.

https://www.nairaland.com/1131972/mr-nairaland-grand-finale

Who else needs my vote?
I just pitched for Efmena and lalaosky. even without knowing what its about. I just followed link and pressed their names after I pressed reply. Lol

Lol

Gboliwe, u try no be small.

"If you cut my hair, then I will no longer
be a princess because princesses do not
have short hair’’.

loool..
Some clever manipulatory line this is...

^ My sister I tire, I am yet to come up with smarting reply to that comment. Maybe you can help.

African princesses have short hair