he Lecturer said, "let's begin by
reviewing some Nigerian
history."
The Lecturer asked who said, "I
shall return to die in the land of
my fathers?" She saw a sea of
blank faces, except for Akpos,
who had his hand up. Akpos
replied: "King Jaja of Opobo,
1875""very good!" said lecturer.
Then she asked again, who said,
"The land use act will feed the
nation?" Again, no response
except from Akpos
h: "Obasanjo, 1976."
The Lecturer snapped at the class;
"class, you should be ashamed.
Akpos, who is new to our
Country, knows more about our
history than you do."
The Lecturer heard a loud
whisper: "Ghana must go". "who
said that?" she demanded, Akpos
put his hand up, "Buhari 1984."
At that point, a student at the
back scornfully said; "Hmmm,
you
think you are smart?" The
Lecturer glared and asked; "All
right! Now,
who said that?" Again, Akpos
said,"Babangida to Abiola, 1992."
Hmmm, a Student at the back
smilled " I dey laugh ooh" Akpos
smilled back and said Obasanjo to
Atiku 2001.
Now furious, another student
yelled; "Oh yeah! Eat this!" Akpos
jumped out of his chair waving
his
hand and shouting to the
Lecturer, "Indian mistress giving
an apple to Abacha, 1998"
Now, with almost mob hyseria,
someone said;"You little shit. If
you say anything else, I'll kill
you."
Akpos frantically yelled at the top
of his voice;"Chris Uba to Ngige,
2004!"
The Lecturer fainted, and as the
class gathered around her on the
floor, someone said; "Oh shit,
we're in Big trouble now!" Akpos
whispered; "Chimaroke Nnamani,
Ayodele Fayose and Lucky
Igbinedon 2007"
Someone angrily said; "Dont
answer him, he is a fool" Akpos
smiled replied; "Obansanjo to IBB,
2011"
Now the Lecturer manage to get
up and asks Akpos; pls, who're
you? Show your self..Akposjump
ed, yelled and said; Jonathan to
BOKO HARAM, 2012

hmmmmmmmm very nice one............obj to jonathan on the election day 2011

Old!!!

@pretiebony but it made you smile if not laugh. Lolz

Na wa o! When did diz thing change to Akpos again? Manipulator