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| Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by bingbagbo(m): 6:22am On Nov 23, 2012 |
[color=#990000] PART 1 I stayed in the same house with Akpors. Akpors lived in the room next to mine and we had the same landlady, mama erimma. Akpors and i were great friends, but what i disliked about him was his stingy nature. It was evening and Akpors had prepared fried-rice with chicken. Because i was around, Akpors wouldnt eat it. I stayed on the compound till 11pm, but Akpors still wouldnt eat so i would beg for some. When it was 12 midnight, i went to sleep with extreme hunger and disappointments . . The moment i got in and locked my door, Akpors began eating his rice. . .  PART 2 When i smelled the aroma, i came out of my room under the guise to come and pass water, but Akpors covered his food hurriedly and began whistling. I went in again to sleep. It was 12 midnight, and i couldnt bear the hunger anymore, so i picked a machette and left my room. I found myself in Baba Alhaji's backyard garden. I saw one mature plantain so i fell it. Harvested it and carried it towards home. Soon i saw some well built men led by Baba Alhaji himself numbering about 16, chasing me and chanting thief oo!!, thief ooo!!!!, thief oooooooooo!!!!. I was faster than them so got home before them. I got home and saw Akpors asleep on a bench. Without him noticing, i dropped the plantain by his side and rushed into my room to sleep. .. .  PART 3 Just as i entered my room, i heard my followers enter the house. i heard them scream "there he lies, thief!!" Akpors was in trouble I could hear and feel the punches, blows and lashes they were administering to Akpors right from my room. Akpors was weeping, wailing, and crying. i constantly heard him cry "wetin i do?.. ..wetin i do?" for my mind i was whispering "you do ya papa!!" It was now 4:30 am and they were still beating Akpors . . .. part 4 Soon it was morning so i checked my clock and it was 7am. i stormed out of my room and the compound was quiet. Akpors' door was locked. i went to chek, pushed it and was opened. Akpors was lying on the bare floor nakked with bruises all over his face. i must confess i wept. He had really been beaten. I carried him straight to the native doctor. The native doctor said he could heal him, so i must take him to the hospital, but money too no dey. i carried him back to the house and he was wailing in pain, i was laughing then. then he fainted in my arms watch out for part 5 |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by salam001(m): 12:03pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Oh my God |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by Laitesmart(m): 5:27pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
Bin... Did u by mistake gv sum1 ur username and paswd? |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by salam001(m): 5:42pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by larride(m): 11:11am On Nov 24, 2012 |
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| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by Valiantvaliant(m): 8:51pm On Nov 24, 2012 |
Wia part 2 na |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by Nobody: 8:10am On Nov 25, 2012 |
confirmed mad man! |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by bunmioguns(m): 1:42pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
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| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by larride(m): 4:12pm On Nov 25, 2012 |
I laff in swearcle style |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by bingbagbo(m): 1:20am On Nov 29, 2012 |
larride: I laff in swearcle style beginnining of madnessss |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by Ruqaya(f): 8:24am On Nov 29, 2012 |
i giv u a big waw part 5 |
| Re: Bin Gbagbo Vs Akpors Part 1 ,2 , 3 and 4. . . check the part 4 by bingbagbo(m): 1:30pm On Nov 29, 2012 |
Ruqaya: i giv u a big waw dropping soon |
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