laminaria: with dis ur post....guess U̶̲̥̅̊ ar also seeking pple's attention.......................
Cos I dnt knw hw it wil increase ma chance of winning mtn aeroplane........

Johnwizzy: @Op I heard Nairaland is requitting people as Moderators...It will pays if u apply now b4 it's too late...Jobless dummy

Gombs: 11. The Clowns: these set of folks seem to have disturbed childhood. They post comments like "First to comment", "sha I came third,wil try harder next time".

12. The Sadist(Haters): these ones hate GEJ and PDP and Pastors and Jets and Tithes and...e plenty

13. The Front Page magicians: All their posts,no matter how irrelevant, seemingly finds its way to d frnt page.
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Em plenty .....add more na,@ OP

Jybz:

Must u Coat d whole Damn Thng..??

abbeycial: how doeses this bladdardash affectionate da valuable priceess of the garrinism....hehn i talk am

iamswizz: 1.
4. The Attention Seeker – The attention seeker posts cryptic comments like, "how does this change the price of garri in the market,"

iamswizz: Which type of N airalandLord are you?

jehovahnoni: Seriously speaking,there are kids on NL , i was cruising my hood oneday like that...then i heard these two boys of about 8-10 years or so talking about NL,d first one said"nairaland sweet pas facebook o"...d other one replied"shebi i tel u" . Then i wondered...wat are these small things doing on NL .

jehovahnoni: u for add yoruba for dat ur number 12,,,,nd wats d meaning of "op"

jehovahnoni: Seriously speaking,there are kids on NL , i was cruising my hood oneday like that...then i heard these two boys of about 8-10 years or so talking about NL,d first one said"nairaland sweet pas facebook o"...d other one replied"shebi i tel u" . Then i wondered...wat are these small things doing on NL .

HumbledbYGrace: *drops dead*

I hate it wen people talk about my habits

ItsModella: 10 types of Nairalanders and not even 1 sheds a positive light. How do you then want us to pick our type? mschew!!!


The OP must fall under type 9, the whiner.

Jybz:

Must u Coat d whole Damn Thng..??

phaya:



@op the 'grammarians' like this dude

abohrandy:

yeah seriously whats the meaning of "op"?

jehovahnoni: u for add yoruba for dat ur number 12,,,,nd wats d meaning of "op"

maclatunji: Op, you didn't write this, it is modified from another website.

iamswizz: 1. The Lurker – This person never posts anything. Never likes anything. Never comments on anything. However, in casual conversation they will mention, "Oh yeah, I saw you had posted that on Nairaland." You know they are there, but they leave no trace evidence.

2. The Stalker – The stalker is not that much different from the lurker. You know they are there. You know they read EVERYTHING you post. They may even mention it to others in face-to-face conversations. They look at all your photos. They may even send you chat messages or post on your wall – a lot. As with stalkers in real life, the Nairaland stalker must be gotten rid of. Stalking is a crime out here in the real world. My suggestion – Mods block them.

3. The Thief – Have you ever posted something on Nairaland only to find that the thread has been taken over by someone else? They may just take over the conversation or they may change the subject entirely. They may even steal your status and post it as their own. i am also a thief because i stole this idea and edited some few things..... If it keeps happening, unfriend them or block them.

4. The Attention Seeker – The attention seeker posts cryptic comments like, "how does this change the price of garri in the market,"

5. The Promoter – This Nairalander only posts links to his/her blog, or invites you to every concert, or only posts about Mary Kay or Scentsy or For Ladies Only. I don't mind shameless self-promotion, but use other social sites for that, not your personal profile.

6. The gamer – Does nothing else than to come to nairaland and start up silly games.....

7. The preacher – This optimist only posts inspirational topics or anything related to God. I love God. He is totally awesome. I love inspirational quotes too. Just don't make it the only think your nairaland account is about. Or, get a fan page.

8. The Drunk – While great for entertainment late at night, or in some extreme cases by 10am, the drunk only posts when they have had one too many. Posts often need a cypher to understand and can be very angry. It is suggested that you advise your friend against drunk posting. If you ARE the drunk I highly recommend quitting. Drinking. Not commenting on Nairaland. Then you don't have to wake up and try to delete drunken posts all your friends already saw anyway.

9. The Whiner – Every topic is about how horrible their life is. How much it hurts or sucks to be them. They post cryptic comments like, "I told you, you know who you are," in the hopes that people will fall into their trap and ask what happened. They also tend to over share personal details. I don't need to know about your bathroom habits. we dont want to know your problems,ok

10. The Poor Grammarian – This is the person who spells so badly that you want to ask how on Earth they can not write simple sentences in their native language. Punctuation is ignored or abused. Even if you are using a smart phone to post to Facebook, they have spell check! They have auto correct. They have qwerty keyboards. At least TRY to spell correctly! Please. ok?

Which type of N airalandLord are you?

HumbledbYGrace: pls this shouldn't be here,its not funny but I like it coz its true so where do I fall?

9.The whiner