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| A Conversation With The Emmergeny Police Unit 112 by johndavid1(m): 11:30am On Nov 28, 2012 |
Nnaa, police don upgrade oOh, dis na d call center numba 112... There was a robbery in my neighbour's house and I called them... . Police Center: Welcome to Nigeria Police Emergency Center.. for English press. 1, for Igbo press 2, for Yoruba press 3. Me: I pressed 1... Police Center: then another voice came up....For car accident press 1, for armed robbery press 2, for boko haram please hang up.... Me: Den I pressed 2, Police Cente: anoda voice came up.......If they're with knives press 1, pistols press 2, AK 47 press 3, machine guns press 4, bomb press 5, all of the above press 6... Me: Then i checked and saw they were with all of them then I pressed 6... Police Center: anoda voice came up sayin.... My brother, if ur brother dey police u go gree make im come? Thunder fire u there...  |
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