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Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by acidtalk: 10:35pm On Nov 29, 2012
If you were to be employed in a company or you go there for a business meeting and when you ask to be directed to the gents/ladies on reaching there you see this on the door, what will come to your mind?

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by missojugo(f): 10:40pm On Nov 29, 2012
Oh my goodness! I can't stop laughing. Just sent this to everyone I know. cheesy
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by acidtalk: 10:44pm On Nov 29, 2012
You go pay for Copy Right Violation.

What will you do? Will you still go ahead and use it?
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Smartiegurl(f): 10:57pm On Nov 29, 2012
Lolzz! Seriously your question is so hilarious! Guess i wil stil use the toilet when neccessary sha!
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by acidtalk: 11:00pm On Nov 29, 2012
Smartie gurl: Lolzz! Seriously your question is so hilarious! Guess i wil stil use the toilet when neccessary sha!

I am damn sure you will volunteer to go buy Harpic, scrubbing brush and even air-freshener to ensure the toilet is sparkling clean after you used it.

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by acidtalk: 11:15pm On Nov 29, 2012
Don't just view and run away. Abeg let's hear your opinion because I am thinking of putting this on all the floors or my office rest rooms and also mail them to all clients and prospect for this december to pastes on their doors.
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Smartiegurl(f): 11:25pm On Nov 29, 2012
acidtalk:

I am damn sure you will volunteer to go buy Harpic, scrubbing brush and even air-freshener to ensure the toilet is sparkling clean after you used it.
hahahahahaha! U are damn right dude.

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by acidtalk: 11:32pm On Nov 29, 2012
I feel you.
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Nobody: 2:44am On Nov 30, 2012
acidtalk: Don't just view and run away. Abeg let's hear your opinion because I am thinking of putting this on all the floors or my office rest rooms and also mail them to all clients and prospect for this december to pastes on their doors.
hahahahahhaha!!! you're not serious.

I will use the toilet if I can't hold my business any longer and I will use it in the way I want my life to be, stress free. I will piss and sh-it till my system is relieved.

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by francis247(m): 2:44am On Nov 30, 2012
So? man must sh1t. like seriously, one who is pressed would make a u-turn because of that? btw who would leave a public toilet dirty when the means of ensuring cleanliness is readily available?

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by ayusco85(m): 2:46am On Nov 30, 2012
Shou. U wil use it just exactly hw u want ur life to be. poo and flush na. Flush 3 times self
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Nobody: 3:21am On Nov 30, 2012
I got here cuz I was looking for some worthless and disgusting piece of shhiiiits on nairaland homepage

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Elgaxton(m): 3:28am On Nov 30, 2012
Hahahahaha! nice one
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by kufzy(m): 4:10am On Nov 30, 2012
i cant read d d attach file
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by faboben10: 4:24am On Nov 30, 2012
Datz cool anyway, it will enhance decency
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by kennyslim1(m): 4:47am On Nov 30, 2012
If harpic or air freshener no dey dia...I go bone jor...wetin concern me wit wetin dey for door
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by bobolekepee(m): 5:37am On Nov 30, 2012
kenny.slim:
If harpic or air freshener no dey dia...I go bone jor...wetin concern me wit wetin dey for door
Lol... grin
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by emmaatuo(m): 5:47am On Nov 30, 2012
Lol... Solid "U" turn. How I wan use toilet the way my life should be?
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by kennyslim1(m): 5:52am On Nov 30, 2012
emma atuo: Lol... Solid "U" turn. How I wan use toilet the way my life should be?

Better sh1t neva catch u...abi u want make ur bladder burst? grin

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by donigspain(m): 6:05am On Nov 30, 2012
I will even take that paper (notice), sprinkle a little water on it, squeeze it to softness and then proceed to use it as tissue.cheesy
**I no send u jor**

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by KINGwax(m): 6:33am On Nov 30, 2012
acidtalk: You go pay for Copy Right Violation.

What will you do? Will you still go ahead and use it?
what fuckin copyright? You probably are working in a secondary school, cos i've seen this written in chalk since yrs back wen i was in the secondary school. Mtcheew!
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by etudaddy(m): 6:47am On Nov 30, 2012
As a dirty man wey I be I go just carry shi't scatter there dey go my way. If they like let them clean am the way they want their life to be.

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by 5much(m): 7:00am On Nov 30, 2012
i wl go ahead nd use it.wl ensure i kip it sparkling clean after use.
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by ChuckD2(m): 7:01am On Nov 30, 2012
Nigerians and our conscience games. mehn this is funny. it means you don't have to poo or piss into it nau. haba!!!! abi anybody wey use am must scrub the thing after every usage? ha!!!!
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by KINGwax(m): 7:19am On Nov 30, 2012
donigspain: I will even take that paper (notice), sprinkle a little water on it, squeeze it to softness and then proceed to use it as tissue.cheesy
**I no send u jor**
u too bad sha
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by AdeniyiA(m): 7:22am On Nov 30, 2012
chu! , i will take to my heels ni o, cos i won't first want my life to be defecated n urinated upon cos no matter d amount of water for d flushing or any sort of cleaning wud remove d smear
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by ydtaurus5: 7:23am On Nov 30, 2012
i will use it and over clean it after nau!lol
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by pizzle234(m): 7:27am On Nov 30, 2012
Funny. I probably won't use the toilet.
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by acidtalk: 7:33am On Nov 30, 2012
pizzle234: Funny. I probably won't use the toilet.

If you are sure of keeping it clean after use that should make you to put your bladder to undue pressure.
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by ireke(m): 7:37am On Nov 30, 2012
francis247: So? man must sh1t. like seriously, one who is pressed would make a u-turn because of that? btw who would leave a public toilet dirty when the means of ensuring cleanliness is readily available?]

many people o. Big men wey nor dey wait to check if their s.hit is all gone after flushing before leaving the toilet. Big men wey go spray (with brown sh.it)the edges of the white porcelain in an office toilet without making any attempt to remedy it. I am talking of guys that work for a multinational fortune 500 company o. Sometimes I just think those people are not mentally balanced sha, because I can't imagine myself leaving my sh.it for someone else to see when I'm not sick.

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Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by pizzle234(m): 7:41am On Nov 30, 2012
acidtalk:

If you are sure of keeping it clean after use that should make you to put your bladder to undue pressure.

You know you can't be so perfect when it comes to cleaning stuffs like dat. But why can't the management make provision for a regular cleaner.
Re: Using The Toilet Compared To Life, Notice In An Office: Your Reaction? by Nobody: 7:41am On Nov 30, 2012

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