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Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 7:53pm On Dec 17, 2012
senbonzakura_kageyoshi: LWKMD!!!!!
I blame you guys if any1 thinks i'm crazy for laughing outside like dis!
no blame us o, cos na u cause am.
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by channel190(m): 8:21pm On Dec 17, 2012
senbonzakura_kageyoshi: LWKMD!!!!!
I blame you guys if any1 thinks i'm crazy for laughing outside like dis!
don't just fall from your mat Don't laugh caugh out ooo
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by channel190(m): 8:27pm On Dec 17, 2012
senbonzakura_kageyoshi: LWKMD!!!!!
I blame you guys if any1 thinks i'm crazy .for laughing outside like dis!
don't just fall from your mat Don't laugh caugh out ooo
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by Ishilove: 9:10pm On Dec 17, 2012
harlos: The exam has been postponed till christmas day gangan... And e by lyk say i still get more tym to seek ur help befor the christmas question go show face...

Wait small...i wan ask maybe he meet those ageros for their angle cos dey think say they go don commot as e tey small for inside jonah


No worry i go compensate u as u don dey try for me
Hahahahahaha!!! Nana reach Jonah after Jonah vomit am. Becos Nana tey for inside Jonah belle, the body odour wey follow am no gree the agbero tanda hear the gospel
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 11:50pm On Dec 17, 2012
Ishilove:
Hahahahahaha!!! Nana reach Jonah after Jonah vomit am. Becos Nana tey for inside Jonah belle, the body odour wey follow am no gree the agbero tanda hear the gospel
na im be say nana sef don die as i dey talk so cos dem agberos go beat am die.
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by larride(m): 5:24pm On Dec 18, 2012
Nana is Jonah, Jonah is Nana
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by channel190(m): 2:50am On Dec 19, 2012
larride: Nana is Jonah, Jonah is Nana
lol
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by LarrySun(m): 4:46pm On Feb 05, 2013
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Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by oyestephen(m): 5:32pm On Feb 05, 2013
OP...wonderful, hilariously excellent. But what was the result like ? Anoda '9 problems'
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by harlos: 7:13pm On Feb 05, 2013
oyestephen: OP...wonderful, hilariously excellent. But what was the result like ? Anoda '9 problems'
hahahaha...lol i think he made it this time
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by Bluediamond1(f): 11:44am On Mar 05, 2013
Op,ayaf killed me.hahahahahahaaahaahaaa.
I see olodo wey pass olodo.gud work bro.
Re: The Day Jonah Became A Fish! by olanshile2016(m): 3:55pm On Jul 15, 2016
Ishilove:

Issorait. Okay here goes. . .

One day Nineveh dey club dey flex when pastor come preach for in front of club. The bouncers wey dey the club no like this kain tin, so dem come dey beat the pastor. Wen Nana see wetin dey happen, e rescue the pastor because the baba resemble hin papa wey don die tey tey.

After the rescue, Nana come accept the Lord Jesus Christ as his personal lord and saviour. God con send am message for the Land of Jonah wey dey the distant shores beyond Badagry make e go preach to all the agberos wey dey dia.

Nana no wan gree go becos e dey fear to cross water, but e strong hin heart, chop beta liver enter flyboat for waterside. Unfortunately for him, e no get money to pay the boatman, so inside the middle of the water, the boatman wey don shack paraga since early mormor con dey hammer Nana, dey design hin face with blow. Mistakenly, Nana fall inside the water.

Incidentally,one shark by the name of Jonah wey don old sotey all hin teeth don commot see wen Nana fall inside the water come rush wia Nana dey dey swallow water (the man no fit swim). The shark happy sey e don see food to chop, becos as e old so e no get power to hustle food since all hin teeth don comot finish.

The shark open mouth swallow Nana. Thank God sey the shark no get teeth otherwise na different tori we for dey yarn now.

Nana do three days dry fasting inside the shark belle, dey pray to baba God make the fish get serious constipation.

God answer Nineveh prayer. For three days the shark get serious indigestion, and when the fish no fit bear am again, he open mouth vomit Nineveh for...my broda,guess where...?? The Land of Jonah! Hallelujah!! Izza miracle!!! cheesy cheesy



So my broda harlos, shey you grab now? Memorise my version of the tori, write the exam and your result go shock everybody, including yaself. grin

walahi this madam version funny pass the author's own
just seeing this since years back

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