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Nigerian Superstitious Belief by realsammie(m): 7:48am On Dec 04, 2012
NIGERIANS SUPERSTITIOUS BELIEF..
I believe everyone of us grow up with one or
more of this belief.. But the questipn, how true are these superstitions

1) "Don't whistle in the sun, if u do snake
will come out from their hiding.

2) The more the people that eye a cherry
(agbalumo), The sweeter it becomes!

3) Don’t Drink The Water froм A Coconut Else
yσυ Automatically Become An Olodo

4) Dont brush ur teeth at noon ur mom
gonna die

5) If sun is shining and raini is falling at
thesame time, that means a lion is giving
birth.

6) Dnt let ppl jump over u, lest u become short.

7) If you put your eye lashes in ur parents
shoe, it wil make dem foget d offence u commited.
8 Don't allow pple to passover ur hand or
leg,else u will born a child with one hand or leg.

9) Don't eat any food dat falls on d
floor,satan has eating it.

10) Don't eat a Fowl Anus else you will start
Gossiping about the Community.

11) If ur teacher flogs u, rub d spot wit fowl
Shit,his/her will swell d next day .

12) if u spit on the floor and someone stepped
on it you'll have sore throat

13) Never cross a Pregnant Woman else the
Child is gonna Resemble you.

14) After six o'clock, dnt pound any tin, else the
chicks of d hen will die off.

15) Don't Flog Boys with Broom, else their
Kokoro (D!ck) will start getting Small..

16) a pregnant woman must not walk in the
sun around 1-3, else the child will be an impecile

17) Do not eat on the road else you wont
get satisfied with the food.what if i buy 20
raps of fufu

18) do not sweep the top of the table with a
broom else u become hungry always/glutton.

19) If u urinate on a particular place everyday it wil form a snail

20) Don't play wif lizard cus if u do and d
lizard shud make noise u wud get deaf...

21) if ur teeth fall off, throw it on top of d
zinc, d lizard will take it nd gv u another one

22) Don't stand in front of a mirror at night
else you will see evil spirits (demons)

23) If u take goat milk u wont fear anything

24) kill lizard cut off the head any chick that u
having been toasting and she keeps doing yanga 4 you, place the lizard head exactly on the point she just finished urinating and that girl will nw love you like mad.

25) Kill a lizard, cut off its head and bury it
with 1 or 2 coins after 3days go dig it you
will see plenty money(coins)

26) If u kill ekpupuyeke (DUCK) burry d head
and 7 days later it will change to SNAKE

27) Don't write on d ground at night with your
finger else ghost will give u a score.

28) if u use water wash dog face and use thesame water to wash ur face, u go they see spirits.

29) As a kid,weneva u write on d ground [sand]
and an ant climbs it,u will automatically become an olodo.
30) If u put bar beach water and another water
4 glass cup or anything, them go dey fight
until the glass cup breaks.



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