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Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 3:20am On Feb 18, 2008
Buckwheat and Dictation

Dictate

Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asked Darla, "How do
you spell 'dumb'?"

Darla said, "grin-u-m-b, dumb."

The teacher said, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

The girl said, "Buckwheat is dumb."

Now spell "stupid."

Darla said, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid."

The teacher said, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

Darla said, "Buckwheat is stupid."

Then the teacher called on Buckwheat and said, "Buckwheat, spell
'dictate.'"

Buckwheat stood up and said, "grin-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate."

The teacher replied, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence."

"I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good."
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 8:29am On Feb 18, 2008
awww good one

lol grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2008
cool one kronks
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ifyalways(f): 9:37pm On Mar 01, 2008
. . .nice jokes from a functioning brain. cheesy
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 10:30pm On Mar 01, 2008
yea

once in a while, the loading procedure ogf his brains does a complete revolution
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 12:43am On Mar 02, 2008
@ ituen

as ur own brain no dey gree complete the cycle. . . . .my own get to show you example how it's done. . . .

watz popping hommie?
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 2:41am On Mar 02, 2008
cool bro,

wats happening to the 3 muskeeteers? Papa don come back?

E et one kain biz wey i wan clear u on n u'll love it
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 2:55am On Mar 02, 2008
papa don come back ooo

how far u go enter dojo today?
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 4:17am On Mar 02, 2008
Dunno yet. but If i'll enter The Club, i'll give u a call
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Mar 02, 2008
. . . .una dey enjoy oooooooooooooooooooh
i not only jealous una,i envy una too cheesy
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 8:40pm On Mar 02, 2008
@ ify


wen you finish to envy you go start to chop lux and den enter soda. . . .

no just chop poison. . . . .
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2008
Its only gentlemanly to carry Ify along in the enjoyment
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ifyalways(f): 11:19pm On Mar 02, 2008
@kronk. . . .say what.lawwwwwwwwwwd 
@Ituen thanks guy.
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 10:55am On Mar 03, 2008
any day baby
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Mar 03, 2008
even wen ur domdom is on strike?
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 11:58am On Mar 03, 2008
hmmmn lol
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by Lohlarh(f): 2:47pm On Mar 03, 2008
nice one smiley
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 3:24pm On Mar 03, 2008
it seeme evryone loved the joke but pls i no understand am make someone explain am to me o
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 4:20pm On Mar 03, 2008
if u follow de joke to last sentence,add a k after c and s after a while spelling d-i-c-t-a-t-e then u will get it cheesy
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:37pm On Mar 03, 2008
as simple as ABC
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 8:44am On Mar 04, 2008
he cant comprehend why r u soo daft?


grin
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 9:03am On Mar 04, 2008
folly 10x so much ! i now understand the joke and pls don't 4get me in the year 2069(keyboard) wink

and clemcy am so tired of u cos u won't just left me arone and na so u spoil my show for lola.

no worry i knew wat to does to u angry

good joke
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:37am On Mar 04, 2008
Na wa oh

na which lola u dey find sef?

Na by force say u must get wife for NLD.

Why dont u visit ur village for a wife? Abi they aint marketable?

Charity begins at home
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 1:43pm On Mar 04, 2008
mr.ituen i hope u know that u re my no.1 target for elimination?

so it will be beta u mind ya bizness cos lola ve pleaded for you.

so for others status quo remains.
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 5:11pm On Mar 04, 2008
Hmmmm

me as no1 target for money deposit

I like that grin grin
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 5:14pm On Mar 04, 2008
shocked dock snipper behind u shocked
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 5:45pm On Mar 04, 2008
that why i'm called baron Greenback
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 6:07pm On Mar 04, 2008
hmmn ok ooo just don't get blown away as usual
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by tufe(m): 6:25pm On Mar 04, 2008
**cocks gun**
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 8:23pm On Mar 04, 2008
u still use ur water gun?
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by Rebellious(f): 10:16pm On Mar 04, 2008
awesome.
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Mar 05, 2008
dunn noe wat 2 say

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