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Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 3:20am On Feb 18, 2008 |
Buckwheat and Dictation Dictate Buckwheat and Darla were in school, and the teacher asked Darla, "How do you spell 'dumb'?" Darla said, "-u-m-b, dumb." The teacher said, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." The girl said, "Buckwheat is dumb." Now spell "stupid." Darla said, "S-t-u-p-i-d, stupid." The teacher said, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." Darla said, "Buckwheat is stupid." Then the teacher called on Buckwheat and said, "Buckwheat, spell 'dictate.'" Buckwheat stood up and said, "-i-c-t-a-t-e, dictate." The teacher replied, "Very good. Now use it in a sentence." "I may be dumb, and I may be stupid, but Darla says my dictate good." |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 8:29am On Feb 18, 2008 |
awww good one lol |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:34pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
cool one kronks |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ifyalways(f): 9:37pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
. . .nice jokes from a functioning brain. |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 10:30pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
yea once in a while, the loading procedure ogf his brains does a complete revolution |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 12:43am On Mar 02, 2008 |
@ ituen as ur own brain no dey gree complete the cycle. . . . .my own get to show you example how it's done. . . . watz popping hommie? |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 2:41am On Mar 02, 2008 |
cool bro, wats happening to the 3 muskeeteers? Papa don come back? E et one kain biz wey i wan clear u on n u'll love it |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 2:55am On Mar 02, 2008 |
papa don come back ooo how far u go enter dojo today? |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 4:17am On Mar 02, 2008 |
Dunno yet. but If i'll enter The Club, i'll give u a call |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ifyalways(f): 8:19pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
. . . .una dey enjoy oooooooooooooooooooh i not only jealous una,i envy una too |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by kronkykay(m): 8:40pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
@ ify wen you finish to envy you go start to chop lux and den enter soda. . . . no just chop poison. . . . . |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:15pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
Its only gentlemanly to carry Ify along in the enjoyment |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ifyalways(f): 11:19pm On Mar 02, 2008 |
@kronk. . . .say what.lawwwwwwwwwwd @Ituen thanks guy. |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 10:55am On Mar 03, 2008 |
any day baby |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 11:53am On Mar 03, 2008 |
even wen ur domdom is on strike? |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 11:58am On Mar 03, 2008 |
hmmmn lol |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by Lohlarh(f): 2:47pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 3:24pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
it seeme evryone loved the joke but pls i no understand am make someone explain am to me o |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 4:20pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
if u follow de joke to last sentence,add a k after c and s after a while spelling d-i-c-t-a-t-e then u will get it |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:37pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
as simple as ABC |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 8:44am On Mar 04, 2008 |
he cant comprehend why r u soo daft? |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 9:03am On Mar 04, 2008 |
folly 10x so much ! i now understand the joke and pls don't 4get me in the year 2069(keyboard) and clemcy am so tired of u cos u won't just left me arone and na so u spoil my show for lola. no worry i knew wat to does to u good joke |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 9:37am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Na wa oh na which lola u dey find sef? Na by force say u must get wife for NLD. Why dont u visit ur village for a wife? Abi they aint marketable? Charity begins at home |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by segunpc(m): 1:43pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
mr.ituen i hope u know that u re my no.1 target for elimination? so it will be beta u mind ya bizness cos lola ve pleaded for you. so for others status quo remains. |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 5:11pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
Hmmmm me as no1 target for money deposit I like that |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 5:14pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
dock snipper behind u |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 5:45pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
that why i'm called baron Greenback |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by folly69(m): 6:07pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
hmmn ok ooo just don't get blown away as usual |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by tufe(m): 6:25pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
**cocks gun** |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by ituen(m): 8:23pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
u still use ur water gun? |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by Rebellious(f): 10:16pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
awesome. |
Re: Buckwheat And Dictation by clemcykul(f): 1:30pm On Mar 05, 2008 |
dunn noe wat 2 say |
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