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"i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 12:50pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds: Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me, and is good in bed. About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a man with no arms and legs on her front porch. "I'm here about your ad," he says. "You must be mistaken," she says. "Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms. And I can't run away because I don't have any legs." "But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?" "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?" |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Endo(m): 12:57pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
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Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Feb 18, 2008 |
u well so ur first post u dey display madness nonsense thats why for class dey know u as olodo welcome jare my way of welcoming youuuuuuuu |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by TOYOSI20(f): 12:19am On Feb 19, 2008 |
Hmmmmmmm, |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by ravenzord(m): 12:52am On Feb 19, 2008 |
lol,looking 4 s'mun 2 chat wiv,what's ur YIM? |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Feb 19, 2008 |
? why u dey talk to urself? |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Lolabbey: 9:52am On Feb 19, 2008 |
na wah oo |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by kolaoloye(m): 10:05am On Feb 19, 2008 |
The guy is not qualified. Ask pple that know much about long thing, THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED HANDS TO DELIVER. NO BE SO? |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Lolabbey: 10:10am On Feb 19, 2008 |
hmm |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by folly69(m): 10:30am On Feb 19, 2008 |
@joke no b small thing o |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 12:10pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
na long long long thing |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Feb 19, 2008 |
long thing indeed |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by kronkykay(m): 5:46pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
old joke . . . |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by elementus: 5:54pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
nity that was a vry good joke this one don pass long thing na serious thing ohhhhhhhhhhh |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Pamperme: 6:19pm On Feb 20, 2008 |
na real llloooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggggggg thingy |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by ituen(m): 4:55pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
Cool joke. Though i posted it first, i'll allow it pass cos u know na. . . . . . . . |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by folly69(m): 5:13pm On Feb 21, 2008 |
ituen my friend when did u get out of de zoo |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 10:39am On Feb 22, 2008 |
there was a zoo revolution so he was lucky to escape |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 11:16am On Feb 22, 2008 |
make una mind una mouthz ooooooooooo |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Feb 22, 2008 |
with one of his beloved concubines |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 11:32am On Feb 22, 2008 |
u wan try? |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by face007(f): 1:26pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Nice one nigitnurse where do u get ur jokes frm |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by face007(f): 1:27pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
Nice one nigitnurse where do u get ur jokes frm |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 1:34pm On Feb 22, 2008 |
from jokes plaza |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 3:50pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
na, from oshodi oke |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Lohlarh(f): 4:00pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
Hmmm make una no strt long tin on this thread again o. but for him to hv rang d bell without a hand or leg, dat mean na realllllllll Longggggggggg tinnnnnnnnnnnnn |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 4:16pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
just wondering how he managed to ring the bell anyway |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by folly69(m): 4:26pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
clemcykul:clemcy u tooo much, lmao |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by ituen(m): 9:38pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
laff loud because its only a monkey that can laff dat loud I heard a monkey started dat revolution and that monkey was nicknamed folly |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 8:43am On Mar 04, 2008 |
damn! lol |
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 2:20pm On Mar 06, 2008 |
Lmao |
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