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"i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 12:50pm On Feb 18, 2008
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her
first husband beat her, and her second husband ran away with another
woman. Plus, she couldn't find a new lover who could satisfy her
sexually, so she put an ad in the classifieds:
Wanted: A good looking, single guy who won't beat me, won't leave me,
and is good in bed.
About a week later, her doorbell rings. She opens the door to find a
man with no arms and legs on her front porch.
"I'm here about your ad," he says.
"You must be mistaken," she says.
"Let me explain," he says. "I can't beat you, I don't have any arms.
And I can't run away because I don't have any legs."
"But," she asks, "How do I know you're good in bed?"
"I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Endo(m): 12:57pm On Feb 18, 2008
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[color=#006600][/color]@ ALL VERY VERY I SAY UNTO ALL ,
AAAAAAAARRRRG!!!
AAAAAAAARRRRG!!!!!
AAAAAAAARRRRG!!!!!!!

Mmmhn!!

Thank you.
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 3:22pm On Feb 18, 2008
u well so ur first post u dey display madness angry nonsense thats why for class dey know u as olodo grin grin grin

welcome jare grin my way of welcoming youuuuuuuu kiss
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by TOYOSI20(f): 12:19am On Feb 19, 2008
Hmmmmmmm,
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by ravenzord(m): 12:52am On Feb 19, 2008
lol,looking 4 s'mun 2 chat wiv,what's ur YIM?
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 9:46am On Feb 19, 2008
? why u dey talk to urself?
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Lolabbey: 9:52am On Feb 19, 2008
na wah oo
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by kolaoloye(m): 10:05am On Feb 19, 2008
The guy is not qualified. Ask pple that know much about long thing,
THEY WILL TELL YOU THAT YOU NEED HANDS TO DELIVER. NO BE SO?
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Lolabbey: 10:10am On Feb 19, 2008
hmm
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by folly69(m): 10:30am On Feb 19, 2008
@joke no b small thing o cheesy
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 12:10pm On Feb 19, 2008
na long long long thing
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 12:43pm On Feb 19, 2008
long thing indeed grin
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by kronkykay(m): 5:46pm On Feb 20, 2008
old joke . . .
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by elementus: 5:54pm On Feb 20, 2008
nity that was a vry good joke
this one don pass long thing na serious thing ohhhhhhhhhhh grin grin grin grin
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Pamperme: 6:19pm On Feb 20, 2008
na real llloooooooonnnnnnnnngggggggggggg thingy wink
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by ituen(m): 4:55pm On Feb 21, 2008
Cool joke. Though i posted it first, i'll allow it pass cos u know na. . . . . . . . wink wink wink wink
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by folly69(m): 5:13pm On Feb 21, 2008
ituen my friend when did u get out of de zoo wink
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 10:39am On Feb 22, 2008
there was a zoo revolution grin so he was lucky to escape grin
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 11:16am On Feb 22, 2008
make una mind una mouthz ooooooooooo lipsrsealed
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 11:26am On Feb 22, 2008
with one of his beloved concubines grin
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 11:32am On Feb 22, 2008
u wan try?
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by face007(f): 1:26pm On Feb 22, 2008
Nice one nigitnurse where do u get ur jokes frm
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by face007(f): 1:27pm On Feb 22, 2008
Nice one nigitnurse where do u get ur jokes frm
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 1:34pm On Feb 22, 2008
from jokes plaza
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 3:50pm On Mar 03, 2008
na, from oshodi oke
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by Lohlarh(f): 4:00pm On Mar 03, 2008
Hmmm make una no strt long tin on this thread again o.

but for him to hv rang d bell without a hand or leg, dat mean na realllllllll Longggggggggg tinnnnnnnnnnnnn grin
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 4:16pm On Mar 03, 2008
just wondering how he managed to ring the bell anyway
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by folly69(m): 4:26pm On Mar 03, 2008
clemcykul:

there was a zoo revolution grin so he was lucky to escape grin
clemcy u tooo much, lmao grin grin grin grin
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by ituen(m): 9:38pm On Mar 03, 2008
laff loud because its only a monkey that can laff dat loud

I heard a monkey started dat revolution and that monkey was nicknamed folly
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by clemcykul(f): 8:43am On Mar 04, 2008
damn! lol grin
Re: "i Rang The Doorbell, Didn't I?" by nightnurse(f): 2:20pm On Mar 06, 2008
Lmao grin

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