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Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by nifemi01(m): 12:14pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Nonsense, all that write-up on how to breakup a relationship? What happened to 'am sorry sweetie dis relationship is not working for me, it was great initially but not anymore'? What about ' am being lead in another direction by d spirit'? Another great one is to tell her at d onset of d relationship u have a specific eatery u take ladies to whenever u wanna breakup with them. Just send her an invite to d same eatery, she will get d message. |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by alienware(m): 12:14pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Glorified_Tunde:wetin come be your own, amebo ? na you be the gurl ? you dey take paracetamol for another man headache |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Oluabayomi1(m): 12:15pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
take ds thing excessively on daily basis and come back home very late in d night
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Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by dewblue81: 12:18pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Nice post.
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Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by DANILSA(m): 12:29pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
easier said than done |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by gwas(m): 12:31pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
dabrake: Too much story. Tell her you just lost your job. It will work anytimeNot on some ladies. What if she tell you "we will both wether the storm"? |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by fowowe411: 12:33pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
alienware: why didn't you upload your pic ? grumpy old womanlol u nid a gal? |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by ada9ja(f): 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
The truth they say is bitter, many relationship has been broken up in pain, death, jail n so on, if you always want to hear gudnews always goto church but in reality of life, you ve expect the bad, gud and urgly |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by vanstanzy(m): 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
JUST TELL HER U USED TO BE A GHOST OR GET R.I.P. PRINTED PICTURES OF BEAUTIFUL LADIES AND CARELESSLY PLACE THEM SO SHE'LD FIND THEM AND ASK QUESTIONS, THEN GIVE HER A STORY THAT ALL UR FORMER LOVERS DYING MYSTERIOUSLY, UNTIL SHE CAME ALONG. SHE'S SURE TO ZAP! MANY MORE WEIRD IDEAS COMING UP LATER. |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Yvete(f): 12:34pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Make up your mind if the relationship is NOT for you. Shouldn't people focus on good stuff though... |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Elebiju: 12:37pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
goldenval: How to end the dam relationship is very simple, it works for me why not you?... Simply told her or him that you have tested "HIV positive"do u think it works for everybody?a babe once tried this crap with me,I made up my mind to bleep her after downing alomo bitters with yoghurt and groundnut,I doubled d protection and she begged me to stay after confessing that she lied abt her status,u never know what a hard bleeping can do 1 Like |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Elebiju: 12:45pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
All this one na long story,just give d babe hot slap make dem dey dance kukere for her head I bet she won't ask after u again. |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Nobody: 12:48pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
maybe there should be 3 month notice before quitting a relationship... |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by ada9ja(f): 12:49pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Elebiju: All this one na long story,just give d babe hot slap make dem dey dance kukere for her head I bet she won't ask after u again. Some girl like it |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Gabrielsylar(m): 12:52pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
The best way is to refund alllllll d money he spent on u..all d bb subscrition...all the mr and mrs biggs....that's the easiest way to ease out |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by maskid(m): 1:02pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
the best way to break up is just TO HAVE A LONG COOL SEX!@@@@ ALL STYLES |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Blueeyedboi(m): 1:12pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
alienware: why didn't you upload your pic ? grumpy old woman...dude be easy..stp taking life too seriously.... |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by elrony(m): 1:15pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Nice buh long journey...jst do it ma usual way.. tell d gurl i aint gud enuf 4 her.,been tryn buh itz eatin me up.,so i fink we jst nid to take a break...easy as pie.. D op is kinda wrong on d 'dnt stay frndz blah blah'...after brk up,ma ex do call me nd i do d same too..,dis rwily givs her d feelin dat we didnt do d 'use and dump' menu... |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Blueeyedboi(m): 1:22pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Glorified_Tunde:...sum ppl bring their frustrations here...dat alienware guy is so full of poo i can percieve it 4rm a mile away..i'l b surprisd if d op replies him.. |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by tunapawizzy: 1:33pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
GOOD TIPS...thanks a lot poster, this will help me as i prepare to quit my relationship with my nagging pretty galfy |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by ocee31(m): 1:38pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Broke up wif my ex while I was inside her see how she dey scream dey collect the thing when I finish na den d thing be clear 4 her eyes |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Nobody: 1:40pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Just stop calling her on phone and stop picking her calls frequently, she will certainly understand |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by GentleNaaz(m): 1:55pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
SHORTEST WAY OF BREAK UP 1. tel ha widin 4 seconds "ITS OVA" 2. Leave ha/hm imediately 3. Buy anoda line n use immediately 4. Relocate or stay wt ur frnd she/he doesnt knw for 3 months 5. Develope interest on whom u r n do oda tnz dat mk u hpy wt ur frnds All ds apply only if u like Kanu Nwankwo "i ws determined" |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by sleekshedy(m): 2:05pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Just passing. |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Sike(m): 2:22pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Just DO it. And do it Fast! Chikena!!!! |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Cuddlemii: 2:35pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
All these for a break-up? Ehn, op? Its this list of urs that would make me suicidal and angry What a simply, "its over" would have done. |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Cuddlemii: 2:38pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
ocee31: Broke up wif my ex while I was inside her see how she dey scream dey collect the thing when I finish na den d thing be clear 4 her eyes Ode Ur ex no get sense, she for push u away & slap u when u were abt to cu m. I can imagine the corner kick wey go fit such an event. |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by SirMethod: 2:45pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
@poster, I totally disagree o! the best way to end a relationship is to make it get sick and die naturally else som1 wld be hurt if it is said(no matter how polite) |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by kokoye(m): 2:49pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Elebiju: do u think (claiming HIV positive) works for everybody?a babe once tried this crap with me,I made up my mind to bleep her after downing alomo bitters with yoghurt and groundnut,I doubled d protection and she begged me to stay after confessing that she lied abt her status,u never know what a hard bleeping can do You just made my day...signing out |
Re: How To Quit A Relationship With Ease by Nobody: 2:49pm On Dec 19, 2012 |
Mynd_44: How about you send the person an e-mail saying you are no longer interested and not call the person anymore? If the person calls you, answer it and tell him/her not to again cos you don't think it is appropiate and get on with your lifeThat's how I broke up with my exes I use text mssg. It works everytime. They get too pissed off to try mending |
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