Chai, laf don tear my bra! una wicked no be small! @op sorry o, na so this forum funny reach. to your problem, there're lots of stuffs in the market for him, just ask google.

acidosis™:
Make him/her understand the risks associated with snoring (Obstructive Sleep Apnea); e.g OSA increases the risk of hypertension, arrhythmias, myocardial infarction, stroke, sudden cardiac death and heart failure.

If snoring persist after this tutorial, take a bus to Ojuelegba, Lagos and get a 3D whip (koboko).
#you know what to do with it.

ronald2g1: u just lied bout dat, I don't snw buh I didn research for it, as a matter of fact snorin reduces heart related diseases such as heart attacks n not d opposite, go back to skul or beta yet use ur internet before comin here to form jetli

@ronald2g1, I guess you didn't see the sarcasm in his post; where's your sense of humour, dude!

Nobody snores better than my dad. It's only natural, so deal with it.

LMAOOO FUNNIEST RESPONSES EVER

[quote author=Bacteriocin] You lye here o. If you are a destined snorer, if you like, turn 720 degree, you go dey snore ni. abeg no kill me wit lafh here.

i cn't stp lafhin.

I dey snore pass construction tipper for DUMEZ factory!
If you can't sleep, just move to anoda room je je.
If you disturb my sweet sleep. . .YOU GO HERRRAM!

pekelepekele:

eh yah poverty, You are living in a single room apartment . Your problem is poverty not the snorer but for the main time let earpiece be your friend with lovely music playing

sharaaaaaaaaaaaaaap!!!!! like say una hold, na people like u d sleep 12 for one room.

Make sure you sleep before that person
SHIKENA

Truth talk...likewise me I do snore wen I gat tired n d best option is to change position.

prayer

greatgod2012: @ greatGod2012...na 2day. Dis 1 don pass bcare ful o......cos any style or position na carry go

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You lye here o. If you are a destined snorer, if you like, turn 720 degree, you go dey snore ni.


In that case, since you are not a couple, you can separate your bed.

Haha! so simple. I'll advise u to download dis song with ur phone "nak u akpakoo" by terry g. Next time u experience such from ur cousin, don't touch he/her, just play de song for 2 seconds or thereabout and press pause........u ganna see his/her reaction,definitely he/she ll be d one to complain in de morning. frequently repeat de process if de snore continues. I dey use dis method for my bros, especially, de beginning of de song wey dey sing ono ono ~ono!

I use to have a snoring bedmate. What i do is that although the person is really older than me,i just kick her and when she wakes up,i pretend as if i am sleeping and didnt do anything. It works for a brief while before she drifts into slumber again but that will buy me enough time to sleep too

soak a cloth with water and rub the snorer,it will stop or advice that the snorer sleep on sides

this thread reminds me of a girl i went to secondary school with,correct chic during d day but chronic snorer@ night.we her dorm mates tried everything from gentle taps to pouring detergent into her mouth but we were learners.Ogo hope u have stopped now ooo. this thread reminds me of a girl i went to secondary school with,correct chic during d day but chronic snorer@ night.we her dorm mates tried everything from gentle taps to pouring detergent into her mouth but we were learners.Ogo hope u have stopped

People also have to understand that sometimes snoring is a symptom of illness like that of wheezing sound which is a symptom of Bronchitics Asthma, no matter how such a person lies he will still make such sound and it always happens at night. Most people that snore are actually allergic to some factors through which they develop Asthmatic symptoms, such pple should discover d factors n avoid them and also visit a Doctor. For the real snorers check your weight, and life style first always lie down by ur sides not at ur back, while perpetual snorers takes only Gods grace to control

People also have to understand that sometimes snoring is a symptom of illness like that of wheezing sound which is a symptom of Bronchitics Asthma, no matter how such a person lies he will still make such sound and it always happens at night. Most people that snore are actually allergic to some factors through which they develop Asthmatic symptoms, such pple should discover d factors n avoid them and also visit a Doctor. For the real snorers check your weight, and life style first, always lie down on ur sides not on ur back, while perpetual snorers takes only Gods grace to control and the patience of his/her partner to ignore the sound

greatgod2012: From experience, snoring has to do with tiredness and position of sleeping, anytime im so tired or i sleep lying with my back, i will definately snore, so, i will recomend what my hubby usually do when i snore..........the day i snore, he will wake me up and ask me to sleep and lie with my side, it has always worked, u too can try it, love conquers all, apart from waking me up to ask me to change my sleeping position, he never complain about it, only when he want to crack jokes, e.g, when im being too busy, he can say, stop overworking yourself o,because when you are so tired, u snores.....blah blah blah.
May God help us all.
Btw, im not a heavy snorer o, let nobody shout on me o.
P. S........i dont think snorers know that they snore until they are told, like my own case, i dont know i snore until im told.

U be ok person.

Seriously,me think listenin to sense makin music wif ur earpiece is the best option.

SLAP D HELL OUTTA HIM...HATE SNORIN WTA PASSION

Dreyl: pls do you fight kung-fu.

Lol. Yeah,wen my right to a peaceful sleep is denied

Well a trick that worked for me during my undergraduate days, was to keep flashing the person's mobile phone till he/she wakes up

Abali1: I used to find people that snore irritating, until my girlfriend told me that I do snore. Anyway my late dad used to snore heavily.

lolz......wetin concern ur late dad concern ur snoring...

dopeJemi: tap him on d Leg, I swear it works Like magic




I tot it was a joke untiL I tried it 5times on mah sis n friend, when hez snoring, tap him on d Leg.

If he no stop, put knockout n rocket 4 Im mouth

Or put 2 drops of acid soLution in his tongue

Or tie his throat wiv barb wire

U go surprise say d next night e no go snore, na cough he go dey cough

walahi talahi kai mugu nay...haba zaka kashay shi nay....funny though...