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mondi_cheeks: my parents can live far...they don't like vistors neither do they like visiting pple, so I'm sorted

Dnt u tink u're somehow mistaking.

Idowuogbo:
Awww... Cry no more! Send mi ya cv, AMA hook u up wiv rihanna.

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some things are made for the 'weak' only and some things are nt really in our hands. I so much bliv in FATE, so before u dcide or demand anything, dcide and demand on FATE first.
D rest of ur life is a long time and its being shaped right now and they reliable on d choices u make. D choices u make 2day determines ur FATE. So as u bliv in FATE, knw also dat ur FATE is dependent on ur past choices and decisions.

Billyonaire: * Must be very intelligent
* Must love Business more than sex
* Must be bossy, egotistic and full of vane pride. (very important)
* Must not be religious (mystic highly preferred)
* Must not love English League matches
* Must love VideoGames and car racing

You tell good jokes. LOL

mondi_cheeks: I said then can live far away OR they can be 6ft under...for ur sake I will jus say I'm joking (but deep down inside I'm dead serious )

P4VS20: - u re obviously funny, sweet? er no 11 ruined that part.


so my guess is you want a secured guy who can cover up your insecurities. brings me to this question.

what do u have to offer in return?

dont take it personal, am just curious.

1) for the 12 inches, I have somewhere it can fit perfectly well
2) He makes, I spend
3) If i cheat he will never know, men js sell themselves out wen they cheat
4) We can't have 2 people buying on credit, one shoud spend and the other should pay
5) I don't work well with landlords
6) My father got his first wheelbarrow when he was 45, I jus want nice cars simply becos I want them
7)I want to buy a lot of shops which I will not make use of
I'm 5ft2, I want someone I can easily run away from after I swear at him
9)He has to tithe regularly...I take tithing very seriously
10) So long he gives me my money, I will not even notice that he is still alive ...I will never nag that way
11) A lot of women(I didn't say all women) secretly hate their in-laws, I never make it a secret...I'm very candid about it
Now that u got what u were looking for are u satisfied

mondi_cheeks:
1) for the 12 inches, I have somewhere it can fit perfectly well
2) He makes, I spend
3) If i cheat he will never know, men js sell themselves out wen they cheat
4) We can't have 2 people buying on credit, one shoud spend and the other should pay
5) I don't work well with landlords
6) My father got his first wheelbarrow when he was 45, I jus want nice cars simply becos I want them
7)I want to buy a lot of shops which I will not make use of
I'm 5ft2, I want someone I can easily run away from after I swear at him
9)He has to tithe regularly...I take tithing very seriously
10) So long he gives me my money, I will not even notice that he is still alive
11) A lot of women(I didn't say all women) secretly hate their in-laws, I never make it a secret...I'm very candid about it


Now that u got what u were looking for are u satisfied

GBAM! correct gal! u know what u want. lol

but u didnt say what u were offering in return. oooh i get it, u offering laughs in return. cool cool cool.

mondi, u bi big clown. lol

I already OFFERED to spend...im very serious. I'm not a clown, that's very offensive

Hardworking,neat and presentable.

Ok I hot some time, let me do this

She has to be lively (very important) and homely
Intelligent and educated
Tall, dark skined and slender
She's gotta be neat too
As for facial looks, something in my head decides that.

Everyone has mentioned just about everything but in addition sha -

She has to be slim or slightly plump and a nymph.o/freak in the sack

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11) His parents should live very far away or they can be 6ft under I don't mind [/quote]

toluene12: quote
11) His parents should live very far away or they can be 6ft under I don't mind

My parents live far off in the states, holla @ me boo.

D longer ur list, the more unlikely it is u'll get married. When ur 30/35 and unmarried, ur list will shorten to just one sentence

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HERE AM I, SEARCH NO MORE, so how re we kickin it off? looooooolz[/quote
lmao. U're really funny.

Martowskin: dis is d best taste av seen since yesterday among all d girls. My dear god wil giv u ur heard desire, ur taste is just moderate and acheiveability is 80% nt like most of them who is dreamin nd they wil neva wakeup

yeah, God will grant me my heart desires, Amen. Thanks sweetie.......