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If You Dont Laff At This One, Call Me Baskard I Swear!!!!!!! / If You Dont Laff, Then You Be Mumu.....i Swear; Nonsense!!! / If U Dont Laff Call Me Ediotttt!!. (2) (3) (4)
| My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:07pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
[b]i was driving across the street when i spotted a mob beating this guy who apparently was a thief,. Everybody was dishing out blows even kids, so i stopped my car and headed straight to the scene. I removed my jacket left with the shirt and tie, entered the mob and landed a heavy slap on the thief's left eye. Just after i slapped him, the thief began talking. . "i go confess oo, i swear i o confess..." then the mob kept chanting "confess...thief, allow am mek he confess....." Everybody stopped beating him, then the thief pointed at me and screamed "see..this man here na my boss...e be hin dey send us everyday..." The thief no finish when all the beatings were transferred to me  My face had swollen and blood was oozing all over me. it was like i had been knocked down in round one of a boxing out. I fell down. it was then that the thief shouted again " na lie oo..i no know am.......na mistaken identity ooooooo" Then he turned to me again and whispered " next time mind your own business, i come thief your something? ediot " lying unconcious, i messed 4 tymes and fainted merry xmas tu yu allllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll  /b]*1 Like |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Rapmaestro(m): 3:16pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Walahi,u 4 end up lyk dose ALUU BOIZ(R.I.P 2 DEM,WEY NO STEAL,BUT KILLED 4 ACCUSATION DAT DEY STOLE) |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:24pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Rap maestro: Walahi,u 4 end up lyk dose ALUU BOIZ(R.I.P 2 DEM,WEY NO STEAL,BUT KILLED 4 ACCUSATION DAT DEY STOLE) * does sign of the cross *  |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by queenofhearts(f): 3:42pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
M.u.m.u |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 3:49pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
queenofhearts: M.u.m.u oh... |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by queenofhearts(f): 3:54pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:. Lol!! I didn't laugh na |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Nobody: 4:01pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
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| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:04pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
TEA esq™: |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by k2039: 4:35pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
. PROFESSOR EMERITUS, this got my ribs laughing Don't mind the bad belle who will not admit even though they laughed like they were crazy. More power to your elbow and more jokes to your reservoi, Merry Christmas tooo. 1 Like |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 4:47pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
k2039: . God bless you my king |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by hakunajay(m): 5:14pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
m.u.m.u x100 |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 5:48pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
nice one BIN 1 Like |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by salam001(m): 6:22pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
M.u.m.u |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by tonyx4x44(m): 8:47pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
hakunajay: m.u.m.u x100I no laugh one bit |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by hakunajay(m): 9:03pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
tonyx4x44: I no laugh one bit if u no laugh, then call bin a m.u.m.u. |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Onyiclassic(f): 9:04pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
LWKMD4HO BIN U NO FIT CHANGE,NICE ONE BROZ N MERRY XMAZ IN ADVANCE |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by nikkyshyne(f): 9:18pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
I think this is the 1st time I am genuinely laughing out loud at gbagbo's joke. |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Kunbee: 11:05pm On Dec 22, 2012 |
Mschew, oshisco |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Gigadot1(m): 12:29am On Dec 23, 2012 |
[/quote][quote author=queenofhearts]M.u.m.uEven if u don't feel like laughing, u shld atleast encourage him |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Nobody: 7:45am On Dec 23, 2012 |
Lmafo... Nxt tym, u mind ya business  |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:00am On Dec 23, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Lmafo... Nxt tym, u mind ya business lol.....preti......merry xmas 2 you. |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Nobody: 8:23am On Dec 23, 2012 |
bin gbagbo:same tuyhu sweerie |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Lagusta(m): 8:49am On Dec 23, 2012 |
BG da prof, pls vote for me as the best education poster here www.nairaland.com/1127082/ Thanx boss!!! |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by queenofhearts(f): 10:15am On Dec 23, 2012 |
Giga_dot: Even if u don't feel like laughing, u shld atleast encourage him. See me see wahala o...he said he should be called mugu abi mumu if d joke doesn't make u laf..which I did..wetin come concern agbero with over-load |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by hottprince: 3:10pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
Pls can someone giv me bin's address, i wnt to sue him for attempted murder, he nearly killed me wit laughter. Bin more vaseline to ur elbow, n more energy to ur keyboard |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 5:46pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
hottprince: Pls can someone giv me bin's address, i wnt to sue him for attempted murder, he nearly killed me wit laughter. amen |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by Florena(f): 9:12pm On Dec 23, 2012 |
U self Bleep up, why u go just come down 4rm car begin dey beat person?, u be real mumu......anyway more blow 2 ur face. |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bingbagbo(m): 7:09am On Dec 24, 2012 |
Florena: U self Bleep up, why u go just come down 4rm car begin dey beat person?, u be real mumu......anyway more blow 2 ur face.  |
| Re: My Special Xmas Joke. .. .if U Dont Laff, Call Me M.u.m.u..worlahi!!!! by bunmioguns(m): 2:13pm On Dec 24, 2012 |
You re tooo mush Professor BG |
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