Nairaland Forum

As long as d pick up line involves Money - My broda u no get problem #You are good to go#

Winneygirl: Whether He is making an innocent enquiry or he's making moves on me, any guy that starts with..
"My darling", "My Dear", "Princess", "Angel" blah, blah, blah....
He will wish He never approached me!!!!!!!!
I hate shallow, scripted, 'plastic' guys.
Be real 4 once in Ur life!!!!!!

Call her agbalumo.. That will do the Magic abi which name you wan make dem call you again..You fine pass as u dey ni?

Dermie: Shine ur teeth lyk dis -

u will die single

You're beautiful. Will you marry me?........I tried it once and the girl lafed! I now entered her wt rhymes

Emmy9ite: Baby u are the bomb. Is ur father boko haram?

hahaha nice one

Winneygirl: Whether He is making an innocent enquiry or he's making moves on me, any guy that starts with..
"My darling", "My Dear", "Princess", "Angel" blah, blah, blah....
He will wish He never approached me!!!!!!!!
I hate shallow, scripted, 'plastic' guys.
Be real 4 once in Ur life!!!!!!

Ugly broke girl like yourself will be the very first to make a disgusting comment on a topic like "Why are Nigerian men not romantic"

Hey baby 'show me ur particular'

Hahaha Lol...I tell you dude; you'll score zero in my book if that were your pick up lines with me....

coolzeal: stepping down from your classic car does the magic(pick up line)

delors: #Clears.throat# #Thick.Ibo.accent#
Nna babe...how would like to spend ya xmas in my house? Hmm, everything is there - Jacuzzi, my four limos, atrium, nna everything is there, plus next moont (instead of month), my 4 containers will land from Spain. Would u like to manage my oyel (instead of oil) company at V.I? Anytin u want, just ask nwa babe, as u can see, money is not the issue...hmmm. Ya bodi na die, plus ya smile can kill. Chei!

Hahaha!I can imagine the voice n d face.God!

Hahahahahahahaha Lol oh my days.. I can't stop laughing. In fact I just cracked my ribs with laughter...still Lol

DJDOLA: intresting....but girls dont like guys that say d truth they love guys dat lies so if u need a girl all u have 2 do is this...hey princess how are u...it seems have seen this face at lekki before i mean near my dad house close 2 my office..dapo oil and gas compny..near my mom supermarket..close 2 my brother warhouse...ho!it seems am goin 2 far can u pls give me ur number...then the mumu girl self go rush give u number simple

teeties: Hello good afternoon..or wateva the time maybe.
Mind if i talk to you?
Just been urself witout being fake does it okay!!!

I luv this chic, she sounds like my kind of girl...8-)

Hahaha Lol...very interesting pick up lines. Well if you meet a lady with the same financial status as you; and don't look at money as a requirement, then she’ll not be tripping; Lol you’re one master planner....

Yomieluv: My pick line best for me,and still working till date is -my name is Uche,importer,and exporter,and general merchant. 12 shops in idumota,and 10 shops in Alaba.
Is it my fault that am a big boy? Making more is my hobby,oya date me.
Who no go trip? Next!

Hahaha dude this line has been over flogged so in this 21st century, it just might sound old fashioned. Give us another swag please….....

omenziate: Babe, ur face is familiar, are u frequent in this area?

Not for all ladies though...

kedukc:

works all the time.

"Hi, how many kids would you wanna have cos am gonna marry you"

This only works for clean guys cos u better have a good demeanor to back up dis kinda confidence.

My pick up line
Me : hey I'm RICH
Girl : blah blah blah blah
Me : ( clear my troat)I mean I am Richard

hi

Hahahahahaha Lol not another one. I just wonder what you'll do if she turns round and politely tells you *No thank you I’m not interested*....

delors: #Clears.throat# #Thick.Ibo.accent#
Nna babe...how would like to spend ya xmas in my house? Hmm, everything is there - Jacuzzi, my four limos, atrium, nna everything is there, plus next moont (instead of month), my 4 containers will land from Spain. Would u like to manage my oyel (instead of oil) company at V.I? Anytin u want, just ask nwa babe, as u can see, money is not the issue...hmmm. Ya bodi na die, plus ya smile can kill. Chei!

My take on this...No offense guys and i don't mean to be blunt; but some guys come across as arrogant in their manner of approach and speaking when toasting a lady.

For me, the way I’ll like to be approached is listed below:

1)I’ll like a guy to be relaxed, don’t look agitated or nervous cos that’ll make me nervous too;

2)Don’t beat round the bush i.e. be direct as well as polite and do so in a confident manner;

3)The conversation you start with me has to flow easily i.e. don’t come with a rehearsed script cos I’ll easily know as I’ve got the detective skill and that’ll put me off which might result in me giving you a polite answer of not interested;

4)Don’t rely too much on pick up lines and tips that some articles outline; i.e. 10 ways to woo a woman, 20 ways to toast a lady or 50 ways to ask a lady out..huh!!! I get tired myself sometimes when I read them cos most times, these tips don't necessarily work for everyone; and

5)Lastly, be your natural self and don’t come across as being artificial or egocentric cos you’ll only score zero in my book.

@op, hope these points help.....speaking from my point of view as a lady, that's the way I'll like to be approached...

Sorry they do not help at all.

What has worked so far is being focussed on my business and making money.

I can tell you funny lines that have been used on ME!

WTF!!

Hey! Baby, your face looks so family. Are a negative of where? ;DHey! Baby, your face looks so family. Are a negative of where?

It seems that guys always looking for solution.

omenziate: Babe, ur face is familiar, are u frequent in this area?

yea, pick up gbagaun be ds bro.

simon gonner: baby you sweet like bitter kola..hehe

Wat do u mean

uzobiz: Hey! Baby, your face looks so family. Are a negative of where?

any girl who is approched by such shud jus go hang herself

duni04:
Pickup lines are so childish. In fact its one of the secret ways a girl can tell a mature guy from a childish one. They only work on secondary school and inexperienced girls. What's wrong with just saying hi and introducing yourself?

This the only mature answer i have seen in this thread!
I think we hav too much secondary school and omata guys in nairaland.

aribisala0: Sorry they do not help at all.

What has worked so far is being focussed on my business and making money.

I can tell you funny lines that have been used on ME!

WTF!!

Lol..classic! And so very true.

sanb: Hahaha Lol...very interesting pick up lines. Well if you meet a lady with the same financial status as you; and don't look at money as a requirement, then she’ll not be tripping; Lol you’re one master planner....

can we chat? Are u on bb ?

what works for me is a smilling face,sweet words. u av a unique voice e.t.c later tell her my name n ask her her own.frm there my money will do d finishing.

Hi.. Plss do u av credit on ur phone?? Of cos she'll ask why, and if she doesnt.. Den u say.. I wanna call ma mum and tell her i jst found d girl of ma dream! She'll definatly say somtin..den let d conversatn begin. d idea bhind pick up lines is jst to get atention.

Emmy9ite: Baby u are the bomb. Is ur father boko haram?

lmao!

At topic though, I don't think pickup lines work.

Or rather, they don't matter. If a girl is feeling you, it almost doesn't matter what comes out of your mouth.

And if she isn't, then no pickup line in the world will work.

the way u shake ur body dey skata my head....ur body dey do me make i won touch....