Baby, you remember the first time we met. I was at the park and i saw you leaning against a tree...lost in thought.
You told me you were not happy at home.
I took you in and showed you love.
I have never given up on you.
I have never disrespected you.
I have never walked out on you.
I do not demand for material things...

I satisfied you in every way...food, shelter, love, s.ex.
We discuss business together, and my business ideas have won you lots of contracts.
I pray foy you more than i pray for myself...

You remember that night you were so ill. I had to spoon-feed you and made you take your medications.
Your wife didn't pick your calls. She left you.

All you say is true, how can I ever deny that, but does that mean the business trip story would end up in ur bed signing documents with my natural pen?

I have been a faithful friend.
We laughed together.
We smiled together.
We sang together.
We cried together.
We had fun.
We had life.

I won't force you to spend your birthday with me.
But i want you to know that when your wife turned her back, i turned my arms.
When she slapped you, i hugged you.
When she nagged, i sang.
When she played, i prayed.
When she locked you out (like tonight), i took you in.

When was the last time, you enjoyed her?
Not even a moment of happiness with her!
Look what i gave back to you.
See the radiance on your face.
You glow with eyes as clear as crystal.

Look at me
*turns around*
I know how to make you go crazy.
I can turn your tap on and off.
We connect like live wires.
We are perfect for each other.

Angel I owe a lot to you, I will make my decision and everyone will be happy.
Have u seen my son recently, the boy is big but getting too like her mum.
I need to spend time with him more

I will NEVER speak ill of your wife.
But we both know, she is not pretty.
I can't speak ill of her, but we both know she has sagged br.e.a.s.ts
I can't speak ill of her, but we both know she has wilthered hips.

I keep telling you, you can spend the rest of 364 days with your wife and son.
I won't oppose that.
I ask for just ONE day.
Is that too much to ask?
Just ONE day.
I know i mean nothing to you.
*sobs*

You don't care about my feelings.
Just one day!
You promised to do ANYTHING for me.
Just one day!
Why? Why?
Why are you mean to me?
*sobs louder*

she was a queen before our marriage.
Her sagged br.east is because she breastfeeded my only son and heir.
So don't go there pls and don't spoil this night with you
Touch my belly , lets start something

You deserve to be happy.
What makes you think your wife is not even having an affair?
I mean...she...she...she has not even allowed you to touch her...in three weeks.
And she doesn't bother where you spend the night.

*holding her close*
Sorry dear ,

Touch you?
I do everything you ask me.
But you can't even give me a dayyyyyy?
May God forgive you!
*sobs louder*

Caracta: You deserve to be happy.
What makes you think your wife is not even having an affair?
I mean...she...she...she has not even allowed you to touch her...in three weeks.
And she doesn't bother where you spend the night.

You know I've been too busy to know about that if at all she might be doing it.
I hope not cos I will kill her

*kneels on the floor*
God, you see my heart.
You know i love this man fiercely.
I have loved him since the day yYOU GAVE him to me.
And i still love him.
Pls open his eyes, that he may embrace me...this divine gift you gave him.
Let him understand that i exist to make him happy.
It is my destiny.
God, help me to fulfill my destiny.
Amen!
*sobs louder*

Amen also
I hope your prayer pass the ceiling

ITbomb:

I hope not cos I will kill her

You don't have to kill her.
Forgive thy neighbour as thyself.
You have me. Worry not.

Caracta:
You don't have to kill her.
Forgive thy neighbour as thyself.
You have me. Worry not.

Lets strike a deal, u let me be with my family and I'll be with u throughout on ur birthday
Agreed?

*tears streaming down my face in a pool of anguish*

ITbomb:
Lets strike a deal, u let me be with my family and I'll be with u throughout on ur birthday
Agreed?

You mean, your birthday?

Baby...lemme serve your food. I can't let you starve

Caracta: *tears streaming down my face in a pool of anguish*

Come my luv, u know I can't stand the tears of a lovely lady , tell me what should be done and what should I tell my wife

Caracta:
You mean, your birthday?

No , if I be with my family on my on coming birthday then on ur own birthday , i'll be with u

Just tell your wife you need to seal off a contract deal on your birthday. After which both of you can go on vacation with the kids.

ITbomb:
No , if I be with my family on my on coming birthday then on ur own birthday , i'll be with u

Funny, you know that's not possible. Come, lemme show you what a man needs after a long day at work.

Caracta: Just tell your wife you need to seal off a contract deal on your birthday. After which both of you can go on vacation with the kids.

That's my lady, bring the food pls
Or which one should I eat first?

ITbomb:
That's my lady, bring the food pls
Or which one should I eat first?

Make a choice...
Which one are you hungry for, on your scale of preference?

Caracta:
Make a choice...
Which one are you hungry for, on your scale of preference?

Belle first
Feed me
Then any other kind of food, i'll feed u

That's a good choice.
*leads him to the table*
It's your favourite with lots of obstacles (fish, snail, crayfish, kponmo, meat, etc.)
Make sure you don't stare at my cleavage while we eat...lol