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My First Day On Planet Earth by Liverpoolfc(m): 7:49am On Dec 26, 2012
My first time on planet earth, i met and saw different things. Some were in hang over, some had constipation, i saw many plates, some had bones in them, some unfinished food. I also saw many emptied bottles. When i came though not that happy, because i remember i cried, but one thing that came to my mind was that i have come to enjoy, that was the reason i laughed after 1hr, if u doubt me, ask my grandfather preferably call your late grandparents to help u ask him bc he experienced everything as i as born at home because nobody could take my mum to hospital as they thought that her pain was as a result of over feeding and them too weak because of hangover. I am so happy today and grateful to God Almighty who has made this planet earth relatively comfortable to me, and i also thank you all that have helped me in one way or the other. If u dont take care of me, who will?

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