Akpos knocked on the gate of a brothel
in a red light district. The madam
opened the brothel door to see a
young man called Akpos. His clothes
were all tattered and he looked
needy.??
can I help you?” the madam asked.??
I want Onome,” Akpos replied.??
Young Man, Onome is one of our most
expensive ladies, perhaps someone
else…”??
No, I must see Onome.” Akpos replied.
Just then Onome appeared and
announced to Akpos that she charges
N50,000 per visit.??
Akpos never blinked and reached into
his pocket and handed her fifty pieces
of N1,000 notes. The two went up to a
room for an hour whereupon Akpos
calmly left.
The next night he appeared again
demanding Onome.
Onome explained that no one had ever
come back two nights in a row and that
there were no discounts. it was still
N50,000. Again Akpos took out the
money, the two went up to the room
and he calmly left an hour later
When Akpos showed up the third
consecutive night, no one could believe
it. Again he handed Onome the money
and up to the room they went. At the
end of the hour Onome questioned
Akpos: “No one has ever used my
services three nights in a row… where
are you from?”??
Akpos replied, “I am from Warri.”
“Really?” replied Onome, “I have a
brother who lives there and does
business.”??
Yes; I know,” Akpos replied. “He gave
me N150,000 to give to you.”Lol
is akpors not wise......