Nairaland Forum

[quo0te author=MacLovington]This contr3 hard to manage o! That Governor job be do me. Na longer throat carry me reach here.

Boko here, kidnappers there. Na only cassava bread I fit offer.
Patience sef don begin say "my fellow widow" when I still dey alive. Imagine that.

Nna, I for let that Odili come carry this wahala.[/quote] see obj sef no let me rest,anyway i still dey go for 2015 who wan die makehe die

Azazi talk true ohhhhhhh!!

Sun of god: 'My spheres are itching'

best quote

E be like Diezani don give me craw craw Oº°˚˚°ºº°˚˚°ºO , chai, my spheres itch badly

K, tym 4 u 2 resign

Na me be this?

OBJ, IBB, how did they play this game that haven't gotten the strategy? i for tell my papa make him send me go MILITARY school instead of earning that useless Phd.

A confusionist!

Super1759: to worsen the case, it is now on frontpage..smh

it is a shame that a forum like this will publicly encourage gross insults on mr president.
He is still no.1 citizen of the nation,no matter what and shouldn't be a laughing stock like this

Pally go siddon for dustbin jare , no 1 citizen my assz

tjskii:

Pally go siddon for dustbin jare , no 1 citizen my assz

you sound like my dad looooooooooooooooooooooooooool

Jonathan thinking - why did I carry 150million people wahala join my own ...na who send me sef ...by now I for dey with my kinsmen dey play draft and drinkin local gin ogidiga -- and eatin bushmeat with chics

I DON TIRE oooooooo

So d rich also cry

CLUELESS!!!!

My name na goodluck ebele jona and i too dey take bottle

Those foolish Nigerians for Nairaland don dey call me Retardeen and Clueless again.

Make una leave this man alone na......lol....but the man no try for us sha, we get president, e be like say we no get

If dem no call me retardeen dem go call me Joe-lantern

Na who send me?? Obasanjo fine pass this guy

Naija, better story than twilight

Seriously,what is the purpose of this thread?
Why do people derive pleasure in ridiculing the president?
Would it solve the numerous problems in Nigeria?
Indeed,Nigerians are sadistically pathetic.

I got you ofenmanus on the spheres...lol

tjskii:

Pally go siddon for dustbin jare , no 1 citizen my assz

you are obviously not sensible enough to realize the truth in his post.

D country hard ohhh.everybodi wan kil me oh i jst tire and my madam patience don con pursue my babes deziani and bianca comot.even d casava bread wey patience gv me chop yestaday remain small make i die

See as he dey talk to me as if I no know anything. No b una say if I appoint okonjo-iweala wey una train for harvard as finance minister,say all dis mess go clear...abeg lemme!

Shd i resign? Am tired of dis boko haram issue.

Here is another one.

If I had a way to just stop Patience from speaking English

If e dey laugh for d pic,u go say 'e no dey think'. Why una no fit remix ebenezer obey's music 4 once nah.

Who is the next governor to die in a crash?

miiraaj: Wetin I go give nigerians this new year?

abi make i increase pump price 4 new year again

how can i rule in such a way that even when i die, my manhood will live on?