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AKPORS:Wats ur contribution? CALLER:There is dis lady i wanted in my life shortly after my NYSC,Bt all my efforts proved abortive, She wouldn't pick ma calls, she would laff at me while passin by for reasons best known to her, 5 months later, i was able 2 get an apartment, get a new car courtesy of a contract job i secured with a major oil company. Now most of d missed calls i have are hers, barrage of sms and all dat, i am confused on wot 2 do, Plz advice me.
PRESENTER AKPORS: Listen up give her a call letting her knw u'll be at her house in 2hrs, Wen its tym call her up and delay for anoda 2hrs,Take a cool Shower, wear a nice outfit and attention catching perfume, When its tym drive 2 her house, Walk 2 her door and knock,once she opens, with d sexiest smile u've got, look
stylishly into her eyes, draw her slowly to urself, take ur mouth close to her ear and whisper ''THUNDER FIRE U'

Beht why dondav

bunmioguns: Beht why dondav

Wetin i do?

Dondav:
Wetin i do?

na ur joke nw