Mr Exxell: HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:-
> 01. Feed him
> 02. Sleep with him
> 03. Leave him in peace
>04. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
... >05. Don't bother him about his
movements
>06. Honor him
> Whats so hard about that.... ?
HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY
It's really not difficult...To make a
woman
happy; a man only needs to be:
> 01. a friend
> 02. a companion
> 03. a lover
> 04. a brother
> 05. a father
> 06. a master
> 07. a chef
> 08. an electrician
> 09. a carpenter
> 10. a plumber
> 11. a mechanic
> 12. a decorator
> 13. a stylist
> 14. a sexologist
> 15. a gynaecologist
> 16. a psychologist
> 17. a pest exterminator
> 18. a psychiatrist
> 19. a healer
> 20. a good listener
> 21. an organiser
> 22. a good father
> 23. very clean
> 24. sympathetic
> 25. athletic
> 26. warm
> 27. attentive
> 28. gallant
> 29. intelligent
> 30. funny
> 31. creative
> 32. tender
> 33. strong
> 34. understanding
> 35. tolerant
> 36. prudent
> 37. ambitious
> 38. capable
> 39. courageous
> 40. determined
> 41. true
> 42. dependable
> 43. passionate
WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
> 44. give her compliments
regularly
> 45. love shopping
> 46. be honest
> 47. be very rich
> 48. not stress her out
> 49. not look at other girls
AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST
ALSO:
> 50. give her lots of attention,
> 51. give her lots of time,
especially time
for herself
> 52. give her lots of space, never
worrying about where she goes
IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
> 53. Never to forget: >
> * birthdays
> * anniversaries
> * arrangements she makes.......

sexkillz: I don't exhibit Number 7.

shymexx: Perhaps, I have never been in love... However, I used to like a chic a lot this time last year till we broke up and I went on relationship hiatus....7,8, and 9 used to be my thing....

Why do fools fall in love, anyway?? - women are too complicated and falling in love with them is suicidal and a definite career-killer... You can never make women happy, so why fall in love with them

Anyway, I'm in love with money and married to my career!!

Babzilla:
IN OTHER WORDS HE BECOMES MUMU.

Flytefalls: Please, I am being starved of #3

sexkillz: I don't exhibit Number 7.

Flytefalls: Please, I am being starved of #3

Flytefalls:
You want to faint and melt at my every breath??

nollywood20: Who can love as God loved Israel?
Who can love as Jesus Christ loves us?
God cannot share us with any idol.
That is why I cannot share the woman I love with anyone else.
I love my wife and I will destroy all other idols in her life.
Idolatry leads to adultery.
And adultery leads to idolatry.

jamesbridget13: n wats that? Love?

Lakayana: I do not think so grown men do it too.What if a grown man does it to a married woman is it adultery?

Virgin Finder: Trash!

If you love a lady, walk up to her and 'talk your own' once and for all.

By so doing, you would have taken the 'emotional burden' off your chest and placed it on hers.

Why torture yourself indefinitely?

Guys, wise up!

deviduff:
U de find who go de stammer cos of u?go find stammerer or imbe

Donalð Genes:

seee this one ooooooo
lmao! Abi na by force?

TroGunn:

Wow! Bad breadth issues? It's a common problem. Try brushing twice and use Listerine in between.

(Sorry, couldn't resist)

mascot87: I exhibit all the qualities you just mentioned most especially number 1, 2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9& 10.

Sleek05: I kinda agree with d op. Its just un4tunate dat wen u don't lyk d guy as much as he likes u, u tend 2 downplay all his care n emotions!

Sleek05: I kinda agree with d op. Its just un4tunate dat wen u don't lyk d guy as much as he likes u, u tend 2 downplay all his care n emotions!

J12: 11. He buys you suya while he eats onions.