1,if you work in a company for ten years without promotion or rise in salary.
2,if you didnt pass both mathematics and english in your final exams.
3,if you slap a millitary man.
4,if your car spents more time at the mechanic than on the road.
5,if you are an arsenal fan.
6,if a would class photograher takes a photo of you and edites it 20 times and you still look FUGLY.
7,if your only child joins the nigerian polices force.
8,where a rat eats only your name out of your important documents.
9,if you mistaken super glue for eye drops.
10,if you are signed as the defender for a European club and your first task is to mark lionel messi.
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Rubbish, u go school @ all? Wit dis nonsense wey u dey talk.

And what if I decide to raise this thread from death?

Seriously, those things are consequences of being cursed. But that of failing English and Mathematics is the worst for curse for any students.