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Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 8:24am On Jan 01, 2013
CRIZZY and MURPHYSMALLZ goin head to head in the first battle of 2013

So here's how its gonna go down
STATED HOUSE RULES
-16lines(8bars)
-no biting
-no feeding/flipping
-no recycling
-comments are welcomed
-first five credible votes from ddope netcee
count or the one with the highest votes in the
next 96hours
-date: wednessday 02 January 2013
-Both verses should be posted before 12am
Thursday 03 january 2012.

VOTING CRITERIAS
-imagery - 2points
-punchlines - 2points
-metaphors - 2points
-personals - 2points
-multies - 1point
-wordplay - 2points
-flow - 1point
-opener - 1point
-closer - 1point
-creativity - 2point

LEGGO............#gbam

Crizzy, murphysmallz check in
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 9:14am On Jan 01, 2013
Check! Oya crizzy drop ur yeye barz
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 10:26am On Jan 01, 2013
In mayne! . . .yeye z a fruit. . .huh?? MOFO!
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by sleakid(m): 1:59pm On Jan 01, 2013
Got my eyes on diz thread....
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 12:43pm On Jan 02, 2013
If thet say set matters aside! We just put that bitch_in_a_corner! The only solid thing is ur life is ur 'poo' so in ur anus ill insert liquid_absorber! Like unsuccesful 'blood' rituals ur account is 'going_red' mofo! U only make doe(dough) wen ure blowin_bread! Ull never be a 'sage' even if ur growin_beards!idiot! U just typin bitten_prewritten_lyrics written from a stolen_pen

Replace ur brain with a lead n red inks just to make u pen_down_ur_thoghts! U can still claim ure the main 'beef'(cow_ but ill waste no time to wreck_out_ur_horns! Or if u chasin beef like its sallah with okada we say that's fast_rams_dishonour! Ill do u 1 good and school u beauty_fully and ull walk out with ur bag_palms_in_colours!


The only time crizzy is doing some 'work_outs' is when u 'runnin_out_off_lines'slice ur brain in a bucket and off it goes into the gutter I merely helped in pourin_out_ur_mind! Soaked u and ur bitch in ma flow so you gunna b doing sex_on_lines! U aint movin foward o I bent_ur_spines!
(Lines as in wia they hang clothes)

Ma lines r hurricanes, urs are pussy so u only get cat_as_trophy(catastrophe)! Na only pot belly we know o, we never hear ma packs_are_swollen
Ur raps_r_phony!u wanna school me wen ur barz_r_swollen? U dread me sha! I place ur head in ma anus ma ass_r_choky(showkey)

Itz wednesday smack down yo'! Ill baptise him in his blood I am 'JOHN' cuz he will retreat n surrender even if his father is 'cena'! Ill stiff_ur_neck! Twist_ur_ear like a kid and as u all know I a MURDER!am already a sinnerFuck-''decimals'', wen i ''point'' out trash dat-wacks-do/ nd 4ck-personalz, i'ont know a shit about-you/ rip-ur-legs-off and use 'em to wip-ur-heads-off/ Watch me set hiz whole trash ablaze wit-no-lytaz nd get rid of d ''cementry'' as i murda hiz-''ghost-wryters''/ leavin d bitch ''homeles nd comfotable'' lyk a ''copra8 mad man''/ d fool ''lacks guts'' so i'ma leav him wit ''dark-spots''/ So if he tryna trace-ma-serial, my ''nines'' ''tens''/tence to hiz face, nd leav him wit mor ''holes'' dan hiz grand'ma's ''lace-material''/
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 12:45pm On Jan 02, 2013
Barz r stolen*
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 1:41pm On Jan 02, 2013
murphysmallz: Barz r stolen*


YOU CAN'T USE BITTEN LINES IN A BATTLE...... ITS AGAINST THE RULES.... Get creative
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 2:05pm On Jan 02, 2013
Datz what am sayin! Ow can u beat me when ur barz r stolen? If he bite na me go win nah! U guys should dig well b4 commentin
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 2:29pm On Jan 02, 2013
ojoawo:


YOU CAN'T USE BITTEN LINES IN A BATTLE...... ITS AGAINST THE RULES.... Get creative

Wat will happen if he breaks dat rule? Think man! Thin
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 2:56pm On Jan 02, 2013
murphysmallz:

Wat will happen if he breaks dat rule? Think man! Thin

LMAO....... U̶̲̥̅̊ posted bars r stolen after Ʊr bars and U̶̲̥̅̊ supposed Ƭõ̸̳͡ mean what
Well that's by the way

IF YOU ARE CAUGHT CHEATING IN A BATTLE, THE OPPONENT WINS NO MATTER HOW MANY VOTES YOU GOT

That's the rule
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 3:24pm On Jan 02, 2013
ojoawo:

LMAO....... U̶̲̥̅̊ posted bars r stolen after Ʊr bars and U̶̲̥̅̊ supposed Ƭõ̸̳͡ mean what
Well that's by the way

IF YOU ARE CAUGHT CHEATING IN A BATTLE, THE OPPONENT WINS NO MATTER HOW MANY VOTES YOU GOT

That's the rule


Em guy! I wrote barz r swollen insted of barz r stolen! I corrected ma self
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 3:26pm On Jan 02, 2013
murphysmallz:


Em guy! I wrote barz r swollen insted of barz r stolen! I corrected ma self

Oº°˚˚˚°º aii,

buh U̶̲̥̅̊ should use modify button instead......

You got me confused, I didn't even think of it as dat
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 3:57pm On Jan 02, 2013
ojoawo:

Oº°˚˚˚°º aii,

buh U̶̲̥̅̊ should use modify button instead......

You got me confused, I didn't even think of it as dat

Ok bro! Peace
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by sleakid(m): 4:30pm On Jan 02, 2013
Lolz funny guys..
Where is crizzy.. Tot today is the deadline...
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by mikuz(m): 4:35pm On Jan 02, 2013
LMAO
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by sleakid(m): 4:38pm On Jan 02, 2013
Yo crizzy.. When you done with dis battle pls chech here.. I no want hear say u were unaware cos of time factor..
www.nairaland.com/1148977/sleakid-vs-crizzy-one-goin#13647836
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 4:45pm On Jan 02, 2013
Uhn. . .dope. . .i go drop b4 midnyt. . .so busy riqhty nw
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 9:59pm On Jan 02, 2013
Just gettin' home. . .lemme see if ah can dig up sumtn. . .for this M0FO. . .b4 ah eat. . .ma iyan+efo. . .#thInkin'
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2013
LmA0...
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 12:02am On Jan 03, 2013
murphysmallz: If thet say set matters aside! We just put that bitch_in_a_corner! The only solid thing is ur life is ur 'poo' so in ur anus ill insert liquid_absorber! Like unsuccesful 'blood' rituals ur account is 'going_red' mofo! U only make doe(dough) wen ure blowin_bread! Ull never be a 'sage' even if ur growin_beards!idiot! U just typin bitten_prewritten_lyrics written from a stolen_pen

Replace ur brain with a lead n red inks just to make u pen_down_ur_thoghts! U can still claim ure the main 'beef'(cow_ but ill waste no time to wreck_out_ur_horns! Or if u chasin beef like its sallah with okada we say that's fast_rams_dishonour! Ill do u 1 good and school u beauty_fully and ull walk out with ur bag_palms_in_colours!


The only time crizzy is doing some 'work_outs' is when u 'runnin_out_off_lines'slice ur brain in a bucket and off it goes into the gutter I merely helped in pourin_out_ur_mind! Soaked u and ur bitch in ma flow so you gunna b doing sex_on_lines! U aint movin foward o I bent_ur_spines!
(Lines as in wia they hang clothes)

Ma lines r hurricanes, urs are pussy so u only get cat_as_trophy(catastrophe)! Na only pot belly we know o, we never hear ma packs_are_swollen
Ur raps_r_phony!u wanna school me wen ur barz_r_swollen? U dread me sha! I place ur head in ma anus ma ass_r_choky(showkey)

Itz wednesday smack down yo'! Ill baptise him in his blood I am 'JOHN' cuz he will retreat n surrender even if his father is 'cena'! Ill stiff_ur_neck! Twist_ur_ear like a kid and as u all know I a MURDER!am already a sinnerFuck-''decimals'', wen i ''point'' out trash dat-wacks-do/ nd 4ck-personalz, i'ont know a shit about-you/ rip-ur-legs-off and use 'em to wip-ur-heads-off/ Watch me set hiz whole trash ablaze wit-no-lytaz nd get rid of d ''cementry'' as i murda hiz-''ghost-wryters''/ leavin d bitch ''homeles nd comfotable'' lyk a ''copra8 mad man''/ d fool ''lacks guts'' so i'ma leav him wit ''dark-spots''/ So if he tryna trace-ma-serial, my ''nines'' ''tens''/tence to hiz face, nd leav him wit mor ''holes'' dan hiz grand'ma's ''lace-material''/
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 12:03am On Jan 03, 2013
crizzy: LmA0... Indeed yo' "RAP" -> RRETARDD ATTEMPT POETRY....
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.
.
.
.
Leggo!
MURPHY be droppin' linez lyk d nutty prof, skulin' with no Univesity...
Yo' whack flowz, larger than yo' SMALL brain... 'Obesity' ...//
Yo' the wackest rapper...picturez on the homepage of wackmc.com...yo' an empty g...yo' brain hard drive couldnt hold an mp3...'no-byte' ....
Yo' lyk a small german shepherd...u-bark-but-dont-bite.. ...u-rap-but-dont-write...//
i spit rhymez so c0mplex, i could be responsible for a genius stump...
M0fO! U still wouldnt get hard, if u had a penn!s pump...//
im d paper plane u made at four.....im d eight of shake u scraped to pay for...
Now ah split myself into four....u knw wah?? ...bb!tch u just met-ah-four. . ...//
I been rhymin' sickness since existence...defined with paradigms & physics preparin' linez for criticz...rappers blinded with GIMmicks...i Decline to listen....
Lyric-wise, im at ur funeral singin' hymns, tryin' to get more dough than rusell sims... ...my cup runneth over...yourz is barely brim. . .hahahahaha.. ..dr.einstein...//
screwed gee...im xo fly im G wagon...u gettin' sly on ur space wagon...u sweatin' tellin' me...u chillin'!. . .i lyk u, u knw why?? Yo' used to loosing...
Ur leather so suit...i chew yo' up lyk muffz d muffin. . .ur game plan so small, itz equivalent to nuttin'...//
{muff d muffin- nw datz a kinda bun..a douqhnut...<advert by a biscuitz company>}...

Smack ur parentz for raisin' such a silly kid...and i wont be needin' C.M PUNK to crack yo' ribz....yo' gat nuttin' on me u little bb!tch...if u talk bout ur parentz so much go suck ur mumz titz...//
lols..i already drank u up till d last drop...yo' jez a casualty<casual-tea>...
I'm mortal combat celebrity..i neva finish...i end with brutality. . .praaah!
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#c-max. .copy dat!

N.B==> Heard lotz of JOKEZ:: buh dis 0ne z killin' me....we aint...doing no EPIC here. . .#no eddie-murphie! Barz stolen. . .ffuucckk YOU!
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 12:04am On Jan 03, 2013
Now open for Verdicts
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by murphysmallz(m): 7:01am On Jan 03, 2013
Dope shid
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by sleakid(m): 7:24am On Jan 03, 2013
Hmmmm
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by dj5naira(m): 10:45am On Jan 03, 2013
murphysmallz:


Em guy! I wrote barz r swollen insted of barz r stolen! I corrected ma self
Joke2013.
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by dj5naira(m): 10:55am On Jan 03, 2013
crizzy: yo' an empty g...yo' brain hard drive couldnt hold an mp3.
crizzy: u sweatin' tellin' me...u chillin'!. . .i lyk u, u knw why?? Yo' used to loosing.
Jeez!
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 1:46pm On Jan 03, 2013
dj5naira: Jeez!
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 1:47pm On Jan 03, 2013
dj5naira: Jeez!
uhn. . .thankz bro!
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by dj5naira(m): 2:26pm On Jan 03, 2013
crizzy:
uhn. . .thankz bro!
You welcome son.
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 3:16pm On Jan 03, 2013
dj5naira: You welcome son.

lmao. . .mhen! Yo' crazy bro. . .nice 0ne! . . .
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by ojoawo(m): 3:37pm On Jan 03, 2013
Wow crizzy, U̶̲̥̅̊ ϑøπ fall my hand Oº°˚˚˚°º

You lifted a whole Modenine verse

I been rhymin' sickness since
existence...defined with paradigms & physics
preparin' linez for criticz...rappers blinded
with GIMmicks...i Decline to listen....
Lyric-wise, im at ur funeral singin' hymns,
tryin' to get more dough than rusell
sims... ...my cup runneth over...yourz is
barely brim. . .hahahahaha.. ..dr.einstein...//

That was i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ FLAWLESS BY MODENINE

***SMH*** U̶̲̥̅̊ fall my hand
Re: Crizzy Vs MURPHYSMALLZ..... Going HOTT! by crizzy(m): 5:19pm On Jan 03, 2013
ojoawo: Wow crizzy, U̶̲̥̅̊ ϑøπ fall my hand Oº°˚˚˚°º

You lifted a whole Modenine verse

I been rhymin' sickness since
existence...defined with paradigms & physics
preparin' linez for criticz...rappers blinded
with GIMmicks...i Decline to listen....
Lyric-wise, im at ur funeral singin' hymns,
tryin' to get more dough than rusell
sims... ...my cup runneth over...yourz is
barely brim. . .hahahahaha.. ..dr.einstein...//

That was i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ FLAWLESS BY MODENINE

***SMH*** U̶̲̥̅̊ fall my hand

f.uck m0denine! . . .mhen! Ah go hear am wella. . .if na m0denine verse. . Oh geez! Im hatin dis

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