bin gbagbo: sorry if you have seen them before.....


There was this fellow who received a phone call from his doctor.
The doctor said, “I have some bad news and some really bad news.”

The fellow said, “let me have it.”

The doctor said, “The bad news is that I got your test results back and you have only 24 hours to live.”

The man groaned, sobbed, and otherwise carried on. Finally he asked the doctor, “What’s the really bad news?”

The doctor replied, “I forgot to call you yesterday!”

Kaxmytex: [size=28pt]lol...guy,u try o[/size]

bunmioguns: Nice Jokes collection. . . .


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bin gbagbo: A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor’s for a physical.
The doctor runs some tests and says to the man,
”Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically,
but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?”
And the man says, ”Oh me and God? We’re tight. We have a real bond,
he’s good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom,
he turns on the light for me, and then, when I leave, he turns it back off.”
Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.
He called the man’s wife and said, ”I’d like to speak to you about your husband’s connection with God.
He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom,
God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?”
And she says, ”dont mind That old man, he’s been urrinating in the refrigerator!”



the doctor erreccted