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Orange Juice by octus2008(m): 12:12am On Jan 03, 2013
Akpanga was baptized and dipped in water 3 times. At the 3rd time the Pastor said: "You are now baptized. You are a new creation the old one is gone. No more drinking of alcohol for you. Your new name is Jacob." Jacob went back home and headed straight for the fridge. He took a Heineken,dipped it in water 3 times and said:"You are now a new creation, the old one is gone. Your newname is Orange Juice!!!....pls play safe,2013 is juz around d corner....let's pray 4 G̶̲̥̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡D̲̅'s presence nd favour upon our lives..
Re: Orange Juice by toygod2: 6:51am On Jan 03, 2013
FOREST FROG........and u call dis a joke?
Re: Orange Juice by bunmioguns(m): 12:10pm On Jan 03, 2013
toygod2: FOREST FROG........and u call dis a joke?




undecided undecided
Re: Orange Juice by azeeza(f): 12:25pm On Jan 03, 2013
toygod2: FOREST FROG........and u call dis a joke?


must you comment....@Op nice try
Re: Orange Juice by bunmioguns(m): 12:27pm On Jan 03, 2013
azeeza:


must you comment....@Op nice try


don't mind the saddist, i think he just heard the slang embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Orange Juice by toygod2: 4:36am On Jan 04, 2013
Una 2 well so? This is 2013 o,if i dont talk to you, :Pand you reply,then i give you a COBRA SLAP......

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