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I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 9:14pm On Jan 03, 2013

Akpors had been promoted to primary 5
and the teacher Miss Erimma was going round asking the pupils addition questions.
She got to the first boy and asked "40 + 6?" the boy replied " forty six" "good" teacher replied and moved on
"yes you, " 50+4" and the pupil replied "madam fifty four ".....again good the teacher remarked
The teacher went round and round and round till she got to the last seat occupied the boy himself AKPORS

the teacher asked "yes you, Akpors, 60 + 10 ?"

Akpors stood up and stammered " Ma-ma-ma Madam, its SIXTY TEN" grin

The teacher miscarried her 8 months old pregnancy instantly grin

Akpors was dismissed from the school that day embarassed

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Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by dopeJemi: 9:32pm On Jan 03, 2013

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bunmioguns(m): 9:38pm On Jan 03, 2013

God don catch Akpos, dt boy dey too troublesome, am really happy dt he won't be resuming bak on Monday.. . . cheesy

beside BIN

PrettiEbony na my Wife, if u near am, u go know sey ACID na real embarassed

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 9:53pm On Jan 03, 2013

bunmioguns: God don catch Akpos, dt boy dey too troublesome, am really happy dt he won't be resuming bak on Monday.. . .

beside BIN

PrettiEbony na my Wife, if u near am, u go know sey ACID na real :-[

bunmi are u sure pretti na ya wife?...........................................................................she just left my room embarassed

acid?.. * phoning BOKO HARAM*

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Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by k2039: 10:07pm On Jan 03, 2013

Haba, he was correct na, that was the convection all the other answered followed na, Akpors is very brilliant and logical, it takes brain to figure out the convection for the answer. grin

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 10:10pm On Jan 03, 2013

k2039: Haba, he was correct na, that was the convection all the other answered followed na, Akpors is very brilliant and logical, it takes brain to figure out the convection for the answer.

he has filed a suit at the supreme court to challenge his dismissal from the school......will he win the case?

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Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bunmioguns(m): 10:17pm On Jan 03, 2013

Me sef dey go visit dt baba for village, u go see, if u knw leave my PrettiEbony, i swear u sef go contact magun embarassed

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by k2039: 10:24pm On Jan 03, 2013

bin gbagbo:

he has filed a suit at the supreme court to challenge his dismissal from the school......will he win the case?

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 10:46pm On Jan 03, 2013

bunmioguns: Me sef dey go visit dt[b] baba [/b]for village, u go see, if u knw leave my PrettiEbony, i swear u sef go contact magun

ah ah..bunmi but we are only joking now?...it has not come to that now.......abeg you can have her embarassed

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bunmioguns(m): 1:36am On Jan 04, 2013

bin gbagbo:

ah ah..bunmi but we are only joking now?...it has not come to that now.......abeg you can have her

*receives d Two thousand naira from him* God save u sey u bring dis money on time..i wan go report u for police station be dt. . . . .eem, since u don pay nw.....if i see u near my Pretti again, u go see wetin i go do for you. . .go nd sin no more cool

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 9:50am On Jan 04, 2013

bunmioguns:

*receives d Two thousand naira from him* God save u sey u bring dis money on time..i wan go report u for police station be dt. . . . .eem, since u don pay nw.....if i see u near my Pretti again, u go see wetin i go do for you. . .go nd sin no more

thank you sah embarassed

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:07am On Jan 04, 2013

bin gbagbo:

thank you sah

bin,wetin dey do u,se u no knw se bunmi wan jam u ni,sebi u b d first person 2 date prettiebony,abi u dey fear bunmi-he can't do anytin,jst go get ur girl.

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by searay(m): 10:58am On Jan 04, 2013

So Prettyebony dey rock things with Bin Gbagbo. I been dey eye this girl since. Bin gba... "Akama ngwan awo akama ekpo isun". Look for the meaning.

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 11:19am On Jan 04, 2013

searay: So Prettyebony dey rock things with Bin Gbagbo. I been dey eye this girl since. Bin gba... "Akama ngwan awo akama ekpo isun". Look for the meaning.

are u threatening ME embarassed

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:25am On Jan 04, 2013

bin gbagbo:

are u threatening ME

no mind bin,make u yab am,no 1 fil tak ur girl,abi u dey fear ni?!

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 11:55am On Jan 04, 2013

Mr.T Anonymous:
no mind bin,make u yab am,no 1 fil tak ur girl,abi u dey fear ni?!

thank you sah

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by searay(m): 10:57pm On Jan 05, 2013

bin gbagbo:

are u threatening ME

Not a threat but park well ooooooo, else...

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 12:00am On Jan 06, 2013

searay:
Not a threat but park well ooooooo, else...

madness??

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by larride(m): 11:53am On Jan 06, 2013

My own prettiebony or which one? Hmm BG, I never die nau before una begin dey share my property. Bunmi, take note.

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by Nobody: 9:04pm On Jan 06, 2013

larride: My own prettiebony or which one? Hmm BG, I never die nau before una begin dey share my property. Bunmi, take note.

Swthrt! Don't mind those guys, they r wasting their tym... And as for you Bunmioguns, stay clear of me!!! angry

You called me an ex wife jst because u were given dat chicken change as a yoke poster of d year.

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by larride(m): 9:34pm On Jan 06, 2013

PretiEbony: Swthrt! Don't mind those guys, they r wasting their tym... And as for you Bunmioguns, stay clear of me!!! You called me an ex wife jst because u were given dat chicken change as a yoke poster of d year.

No mind them jare sweetheart. While mom's prayers keeps you going, Your thoughts keeps me moving. Muah kiss

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 9:37pm On Jan 06, 2013

PretiEbony: Swthrt! Don't mind those guys, they r wasting their tym... And as for you Bunmioguns, stay clear of me!!! You called me an ex wife jst because u were given dat chicken change as a yoke poster of d year.

larride:

No mind them jare sweetheart. While mom's prayers keeps you going, Your thoughts keeps me moving. Muah

faints

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by larride(m): 9:42pm On Jan 06, 2013

bin gbagbo:

faints

Fart thrice in his mouth

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bingbagbo(m): 9:45pm On Jan 06, 2013

larride:

Fart thrice in his mouth

* holds his balls and breaks them* we will see how u will satisfy that chick angry

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bunmioguns(m): 9:46pm On Jan 06, 2013

PretiEbony: Swthrt! Don't mind those guys, they r wasting their tym... And as for you Bunmioguns, stay clear of me!!! You called me an ex wife jst because u were given dat chicken change as a yoke poster of d year.

abeg i no collect any moiney ooooo cheesy

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by larride(m): 11:09pm On Jan 06, 2013

Jesus

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by bunmioguns(m): 11:39pm On Jan 06, 2013

larride: Jesus

halleluya

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by toluleke(m): 12:03am On Jan 07, 2013

Wat you cracked up there are those jokes or been paramountly silly.u killed my spirit wit that boring joke.who is prettiebony?cos d name sound as silly as d joke

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by Nobody: 4:33am On Jan 07, 2013

@searay, this your signature is really funny... How many times have you been banned?.?? I Guess 15 to 20 times grin

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by searay(m): 9:05am On Jan 07, 2013

bin gbagbo:

* holds his balls and breaks them* we will see how u will satisfy that chick

Let's burry our hatchet 4 once, I'm with you on this

PretiEbony: @searay, this your signature is really funny... How many times have you been banned?.?? I Guess 15 to 20 times

10 times in December,2012. Sometimes Sexkillz will banned me just for viewing a thread. It's like I was on Auto-ban

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by MRAKPORS(m): 9:26am On Jan 07, 2013

pretyebony am i invited? kiss

Re: I Am In Love With Prettiebony (CONFESSION) by MrTAnonymous(m): 10:26am On Jan 07, 2013

toluleke: Wat you cracked up there are those jokes or been paramountly silly.u killed my spirit wit that boring joke.who is prettiebony?cos d name sound as silly as d joke

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