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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 9:33am On Jan 05, 2013
This Onyeka sef. E no know say there are many fishes in the river? Tonto belongs to River Niger, make Onyeka fish in Mississippi river. His obsession with the great Tonto Dike (or as Ogugua would say, "Toto Decay) has to stop. No be by force to marry a handsome Igbo man.

Even if one Igbo man dissed her in d past, she should know that there are many containers on the high sea. There are other eligible bachelors out there.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 9:55am On Jan 05, 2013
[size=13pt]Wait o. Guys still dey clamor for this girl after her antics and mumuish ways? The same guys wey dey bash Naija girls all over this forum? That's like reprimanding a house cat and chasing lioness. God dey watch una sha.[/size]
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Trendytessy(f): 10:00am On Jan 05, 2013
plz how much was this guy paid to waste his time writing this crap?
this letter doesn't affect Tonto at all.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 10:01am On Jan 05, 2013
Somethings are better not said..live ur life nd dnt live for others..
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 10:04am On Jan 05, 2013
ogugua88: [size=13pt]Wait o. Guys still dey clamor for this girl after her antics and mumuish ways? The same guys wey dey bash Naija girls all over this forum? That's like reprimanding a house cat and chasing lioness. God dey watch una sha.[/size]

Abeg oh, I no follow to dey bash Naija girls. I like them just as an Igbo man likes Onugbu soup, or as Flavour Nabania likes tomato 'jos'.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Uwakuwak(f): 10:14am On Jan 05, 2013
if she is a christian, let the women in her church speak sense to her. b/c what she is displaying is bad. But mr writer we see ur point, watch, she would change.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by lion042(m): 10:16am On Jan 05, 2013
Laugh don kill me here
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by quicksylva(m): 10:25am On Jan 05, 2013
grin
Ileke-IdI:


How's getting "B"s good?

Do you know how much that can drop your gpa?

CFCfan,

Do better next (this) semester tongue
But the guy try nah. Mrs Efiko tell us your own #justkidding#

How I rate performance

A - Excellent

B - Good

C - OK

D - Let my people go

F - Olodo


B is a good result.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by COOLDUN: 10:38am On Jan 05, 2013
Trendytessy: plz how much was this guy paid to waste his time writing this crap?
this letter doesn't affect Tonto at all.

How much were you paid to read myopically and foolishly? How much were you paid to be the Toto Decay’s spokesperson? How were you paid to be an ONUKU DEKU? Nwananshogi.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by eruditescholar1(m): 10:54am On Jan 05, 2013
"Toto dick" is like Nkakwu that is hiding frm vulture when vulture has not even noticed it. Which igbo man will like to marry a decay toto like you. Nansense ! Tonto dikeh, u are... In fact i reserve my comment; but make sure you dnt say that again before amadioha strike u.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by DaisyP(f): 11:04am On Jan 05, 2013
weda anyone lyks it or nt, d guy who wrote dis has a very strong point.i'm indifferent about tonto dike but abeg dere's just 2 much going on about her.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Flygerian1(m): 11:18am On Jan 05, 2013
Who is Tonto Dike?
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Reyspin(m): 11:31am On Jan 05, 2013
Lashawnah: Dear Tonto Dikeh,

I know you feel beautiful this morning! Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. For me, you are nowhere near ‘beautiful’. You are just there. But before I tell you what I really want to tell you, I need to tell you something. There is a lady called Adele. She is a singer. She sings. I need to explain what a singer means, because I understand that you have no brain at all. Because I hate sugar-coating, I am hated by a lot of people. You are just like me too. I will understand when people hate you, but, seriously, if you think Igbo men are nosy, then, you are right. That is your opinion and you must protect it.

I am an Igbo man. I will defend myself right now. Back to Adele. I will tell you everything about this young lady who transformed herself into something very beautiful in the eyes of men. I also understand that you don’t know her, but it won’t hurt if I tell you about her now. This is what TIME magazine wrote about her few days ago: “As talented and appealing as she is, few could foresee how utterly dominant Adele would be in 2011: in an era where even the highest-tier musical acts can struggle to move records, her sophomore effort, 21, sold 17 million copies worldwide and spent 16 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart, the longest for any record since 1998's Titanic sound track. Combined with sales of her previous album, 19, Adele has topped the U.K. charts for 21 weeks — a feat matched only by the bands Oasis and Queen.” Tonto nne m, Adele is 23. You are older. She is not worried about her future. You are. She is focused about her music.

You are worried that no Igbo man will marry you after you’ve created yourself into a bamboo stick. Truth is that I don’t know you personally, but you’ve created a strong mystery around yourself. People see you as a soul from hell. They say you’ve sold your soul to the devil. Me, I don’t know where the devil lives, but I think you have. You even went ahead to show us tattoos at your back. I just didn’t understand why you did that. As an Igbo man, I will never marry a woman who has shown the entire world ‘my tattoos.’ It is not good. I am an Igbo man, so I will
need to know who snapped the picture. Maybe, your secret boyfriend? This is the reason why we are bad, abi? Adele doesn’t go around seeking attention. She doesn’t pay anyone to publish pictures of her tattoos. Who knows? She may just have a lot of them. I haven’t seen them. I have seen yours.

There is nothing wrong in you tattooing your entire body, but what is my business with that? Are you not supposed to be an actress? Of course, I understand that you appear in pornographic films now? That is good. At least, you are doing what you know best. But to pick on Igbo men? This is very unacceptable. You insulted a lot of us. This simply shows how unintelligent you are towards anthropology. Men are the same all over the world. Igbo man, Yoruba man, Hausa man. We all treat women in similar ways. We love unconditionally. And we all become nosy when our women start acting like you. If your father is an Igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh, you are a monkey. But I will be sorry if you didn’t say that. I only rely on the media, since I don’t know you
personally. If you didn’t say it, Tonto, I am very sorry. I will publicly apologise. Yet, I believe you did, because you do so many things after marijuana. If it’s not good for your brain, stop smoking. Listen to Adele’s Someone Like You and you will feel good.

I don’t look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Onyeka Nwelue

Abeg wetin be toto dick-ey address?
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by kelvOdanz(m): 11:38am On Jan 05, 2013
seedord247: In regards to what the OP wrote.... I think Tonto is right about igbo men. wink
. You're of the same phenomenon with that Tonto of a thing. Adele's too much for her even, she should compare her behavioural attitudes with Selena Gomez and know how many percent she's got. Wide-nosed-bitch!

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Fkforyou(m): 11:49am On Jan 05, 2013
am just thinking,what if she was not successful and she just an ordinary girl misbehaving,would every one b defending her right now angry lets call a spade a spade and stop using sentiments such as she has her life to live,if she is ur dauhter (dats if any of u wantur daughter to b like her) i guess u would tell her u have ur life to live. OP compared her to adele because she is not as successful as adele but she has let fame and success
get into her head.#I am notigbo.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 12:09pm On Jan 05, 2013
mopa001: I dnt knw y some people we jst go around fooling dem selves! Come on, dis nigeria, a country wia every 1 has His/Her life 2 do wat eva he likes, wat's ur biznes, u're dia hatin her y she's dia making her money. Wat make's u even tink she'il want 2 c ur ugly face talk u comin 2 apologize publicly? Dem say make u go skul u say na biznes u wan do...# jst speechless. Go & say same 2 jenet jackson, beyonce or Riahana. Guy u're a disgrace 2 man hood. Beta learn 2 mind ur bizns as a man.
and wat will happen if he do? Teacher rafeal.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Nobody: 12:15pm On Jan 05, 2013
fubbyy: People are being so stewpid and uneducated, when will people understand that we live in a free world, everyone has the right to do what ever as long as its not affecting anyone personally

His letter could have make a lot of sense if he was writing to someone that offended him personally, why should what tonto did or say be a problem to him, this is a crap, so uncivilized
since everybody has d right abi na left to do watever tin he or she deems fit, so y are people complaining about our fraudster politicians because they have d right to loot our money na.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Dawinlove(m): 12:20pm On Jan 05, 2013
U heard them name someone tonto dick..who tels u she dnt lyk it,infact if na me i for no fit talk abi chop,i go just dey tink to die
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by MissDebisi(f): 12:38pm On Jan 05, 2013
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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Regiblinkz(m): 1:51pm On Jan 05, 2013
Lashawnah: Dear Tonto Dikeh,

I know you feel beautiful this morning! Well, beauty is in the eyes of the beholder. For me, you are nowhere near ‘beautiful’. You are just there. But before I tell you what I really want to tell you, I need to tell you something. There is a lady called Adele. She is a singer. She sings. I need to explain what a singer means, because I understand that you have no brain at all. Because I hate sugar-coating, I am hated by a lot of people. You are just like me too. I will understand when people hate you, but, seriously, if you think Igbo men are nosy, then, you are right. That is your opinion and you must protect it.

I am an Igbo man. I will defend myself right now. Back to Adele. I will tell you everything about this young lady who transformed herself into something very beautiful in the eyes of men. I also understand that you don’t know her, but it won’t hurt if I tell you about her now. This is what TIME magazine wrote about her few days ago: “As talented and appealing as she is, few could foresee how utterly dominant Adele would be in 2011: in an era where even the highest-tier musical acts can struggle to move records, her sophomore effort, 21, sold 17 million copies worldwide and spent 16 weeks at the top of the Billboard 200 chart, the longest for any record since 1998's Titanic sound track. Combined with sales of her previous album, 19, Adele has topped the U.K. charts for 21 weeks — a feat matched only by the bands Oasis and Queen.” Tonto nne m, Adele is 23. You are older. She is not worried about her future. You are. She is focused about her music.

You are worried that no Igbo man will marry you after you’ve created yourself into a bamboo stick. Truth is that I don’t know you personally, but you’ve created a strong mystery around yourself. People see you as a soul from hell. They say you’ve sold your soul to the devil. Me, I don’t know where the devil lives, but I think you have. You even went ahead to show us tattoos at your back. I just didn’t understand why you did that. As an Igbo man, I will never marry a woman who has shown the entire world ‘my tattoos.’ It is not good. I am an Igbo man, so I will
need to know who snapped the picture. Maybe, your secret boyfriend? This is the reason why we are bad, abi? Adele doesn’t go around seeking attention. She doesn’t pay anyone to publish pictures of her tattoos. Who knows? She may just have a lot of them. I haven’t seen them. I have seen yours.

There is nothing wrong in you tattooing your entire body, but what is my business with that? Are you not supposed to be an actress? Of course, I understand that you appear in pornographic films now? That is good. At least, you are doing what you know best. But to pick on Igbo men? This is very unacceptable. You insulted a lot of us. This simply shows how unintelligent you are towards anthropology. Men are the same all over the world. Igbo man, Yoruba man, Hausa man. We all treat women in similar ways. We love unconditionally. And we all become nosy when our women start acting like you. If your father is an Igbo man, dearest Tonto Dikeh, you are a monkey. But I will be sorry if you didn’t say that. I only rely on the media, since I don’t know you
personally. If you didn’t say it, Tonto, I am very sorry. I will publicly apologise. Yet, I believe you did, because you do so many things after marijuana. If it’s not good for your brain, stop smoking. Listen to Adele’s Someone Like You and you will feel good.

I don’t look forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
Onyeka Nwelue
who d hell is this beast of burden writing such nonsense...little wonder why she hates igbo men...#always hating on success#
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by skyflash(m): 2:01pm On Jan 05, 2013
If she said that about igbo men it then means her mother played an away match so lets ask her mother who her father is and where he came from.
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Bellajay1: 2:05pm On Jan 05, 2013
all this sh*ty crap for Toto Dick-ehhhh alone,,,kip sinqinq abeq,,d money to waste dey..
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by kingron: 2:19pm On Jan 05, 2013
wow this guy lettet has gone far ooo..its now on twitter self cheesy
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by samclet(m): 3:08pm On Jan 05, 2013
braine:

Its Toto Decay.
Its Tonto Dike
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by EDDYIYKE(m): 3:45pm On Jan 05, 2013
The dude needs popularty and I think he has gotten a bite of it
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by Bliss4Lyfe(f): 4:50pm On Jan 05, 2013
Na wa oh! Pride comes before the fall.
So, Igbomen have now joined yaribas to insult their women.
Tonto has disowned dat comment.
[b][/b]
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by BarneyStinlEsS(m): 4:54pm On Jan 05, 2013
To me!Ashawo na Ashawo.No high class Ashawo or Low class Ashawo!Tonto na Ashawo all the same.BIAATTTCCCCHHHHH!
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by BarneyStinlEsS(m): 4:56pm On Jan 05, 2013
Shut up fool
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by simdam500(m): 5:38pm On Jan 05, 2013
Aahaah. Back to ma rice & beans
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by lagcity(m): 6:03pm On Jan 05, 2013
Buhahaha! Igbo men are freaking out! Hey, Tonto, it is OK. Unlike igbo men, We the Yoruba men are not intimidated by you, we are omnipotent and all-loving. All strong-headed igbo chics who are tired of nagging by igbo men should looks towards yorubaland grin. We are capable nd liberal.

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Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by eruditescholar1(m): 6:22pm On Jan 05, 2013
Flygerian.:
Who is Tonto Dike?
"she is Toto joystick"
Re: An Open Letter To Tonto Dikeh From An Igbo Man By Onyeka Nwelue by eruditescholar1(m): 6:28pm On Jan 05, 2013
lagcity: Buhahaha! Igbo men are freaking out! Hey, Tonto, it is OK. Unlike igbo men, We the Yoruba men are not intimidated by you, we are omnipotent and all-loving. All strong-headed igbo chics who are tired of nagging by igbo men should looks towards yorubaland grin. We are capable nd liberal.
must you sound tribalistic. Even the OP tried to avoid that. All of us a one in this country and together we become Africa's giant economy and among the giants globally. You are my yoruba brother am igbo and we are Nigerians- the pride of the black race.

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