Girl: I'm warning you, my Mummy is coming back soon..
AKPOS: But I'm not doing anything..
Girl: That's why I'm warning you, Hurry up

CASHIER: This is the 5th movie ticket you've bought tonight Sir, Why?..
AKPOS: Yes, that I.diot at the entrance keeps tearing it

TEACHER: What's your favorite flower?..
AKPOS: Chrysanthemum.. TEACHER: Spell it.. AKPOS: I was joking o. My favorite flower is Rose R-O-S-E

Two Girls were sitting at a club. One was ugly and the other one was beautiful. Akpos walked straight to the ugly girl.
Akpos: Hello! Ugly girl: Hi!!
Akpos: Wanna dance?
Ugly Girl: Yes (excited)
Akpos: OK, Go and dance, I wanna talk to your friend.

Papa Akpos: My pikin say you drive am commot for school, Wetin he do Akpos'Teacher :- Your son is not brilliant at all, he cant even spell "LION" ...Papa Akpos : Ah Ah...You know say na SMALL pikin......You for tell am make he spell SMALL ANIMAL like " MOSQUITO"......


Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a woman. What do we learn from this?
Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and find that WOMAN

Teacher: Make a Sentence with Big
Akpos: The Ram Is Big
Teacher: Make it longer
Akpos: The Ram is big ooooooo


OPERATOR: 911, wat's your emergency? AKPOS: Two girls are fighting over me.. OPERATOR: So?.. AKPOS: The ugly one is winning.

Teacher: Who can state one diff btw a Bird and a Fly? ..
Akpos: A bird can fly, but a fly cannot bird.

Always try and make good use of your time instead of copying and pasting jokes







bush pig
_{no insalt intended}

Ajibel: Always try and make good use of your time instead of copying and pasting jokes







bush pig
_{no insalt intended}

It's not a matter of copy and paste,so far it makes someone smile.....SMH 4 U

Bliv me u tried

beejay247:

It's not a matter of copy and paste,so far it makes someone smile.....SMH 4 U

I enjoyed ur jokes and don't even care if it was copy and paste!

nice jokes

A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in Umukoro. Akpos and his townsmen have so far found 500 bodies and are still DIGGING for more


Teacher: *pointing a ruler at Akpos* "At the end of this ruler stands a fool" Akpos: Which end ma ?

Copied or not, I laff well

Thanks.......will keep updating

Akpos: My peni.s in your hand. (Teacher slapped him) Akpos: Sorry Ma! I forgot to put space between PEN & IS. 'My pen is in your hand'



Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? Akpos: Watching a football match? Ochuko: Who played?.. Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

beejay247: Akpos: My peni.s in your hand. (Teacher slapped him) Akpos: Sorry Ma! I forgot to put space between PEN & IS. 'My pen is in your hand'



Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? Akpos: Watching a football match? Ochuko: Who played?.. Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

broz,u too much.

beejay247: Akpos: My peni.s in your hand. (Teacher slapped him) Akpos: Sorry Ma! I forgot to put space between PEN & IS. 'My pen is in your hand'



Ochuko: Akpos, where have you been? Akpos: Watching a football match? Ochuko: Who played?.. Akpos: Ivory coast vs Cote d ivoire

Thanks for starting this thread and to any hater, your right hand, left leg and yellow teeth. Amma start copy-pasting as well. We need some great laughs everyday.