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We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 8:50pm On Feb 23, 2008
Subject: Learn To Listen

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Anne in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, "

At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was! at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Pat used to do when Daddy was in the Army ."BUT MOMMY USED TO CRY A LOT WHEN UNCLE WRESTLED AND PINNNED HER DOWN LEGS UP AND NO CLOTHES ON EITHER OF THEM. I THINK THAT WAS A WRESTRING GAME WHICH UNCLE ALWAYS WON, Who won yours daddie? tongue
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ThugLife1(m): 12:03am On Feb 24, 2008
lol
Re: We Need To Listen ! by kronkykay(m): 6:48am On Feb 24, 2008
grin grin grin grin
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ceyohn(f): 1:46pm On Feb 24, 2008
grin shocked shocked
Re: We Need To Listen ! by TOYOSI20(f): 5:35pm On Feb 24, 2008
Nice
Re: We Need To Listen ! by nightnurse(f): 5:53pm On Feb 24, 2008
nice joke
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 10:48pm On Feb 29, 2008
Johnny needs 2 hot slaps from both parents
Re: We Need To Listen ! by naijababe2(f): 11:38pm On Feb 29, 2008
that is ko-ba-li-za- tion
Re: We Need To Listen ! by topeteadr(m): 12:16am On Mar 01, 2008
@poster, I'm lmao
Re: We Need To Listen ! by PurestBoy(m): 1:43am On Mar 01, 2008
oldest joke ever told. Ify find another for us
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 6:24am On Mar 01, 2008
no be yesterday u register for here?
Re: We Need To Listen ! by amodu(m): 6:53am On Mar 01, 2008
Why u dey yab am now. grin

and u too Purestboy how u take know say na the oldest joke ever told?
Re: We Need To Listen ! by jaymobb(m): 9:29am On Mar 01, 2008
grin grin

nice one
Re: We Need To Listen ! by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Mar 01, 2008
aww ify gud stuff u gat there lol grin grin grin grin grin

pls keep em coming grin wink
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 7:42pm On Mar 01, 2008
naijababe2:

that is ko-ba-li-za- tion
. . .now why do i like the sound of that ? tongue
@clem,yeah babe i wud keep them coming if you keep bla bla bla-ing cheesy
Re: We Need To Listen ! by folly69(m): 1:28pm On Mar 03, 2008
haaha funny stuff girl keep it coming grin grin
Re: We Need To Listen ! by success123(m): 1:47pm On Mar 03, 2008
and he will keep receiving it.
Re: We Need To Listen ! by kolaoloye(m): 1:50pm On Mar 03, 2008
Whaaao! Johnny has seen a lot.
Re: We Need To Listen ! by imelachi(f): 1:57pm On Mar 03, 2008
yeah, that is a nice joke, LOL, he spiol everything but disposing the mother also
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 2:40pm On Mar 03, 2008
d woman for listen to d story b4 she ask d boy to narrate it b4 d dad. grin smiley

Nice jokes, smiley
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 8:53pm On Mar 03, 2008
Lohlarh:


d woman for listen to d story before she ask d boy to narrate it before d dad. grin smiley

Nice jokes, smiley

We all knew dat but we didnt say it
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 9:10am On Mar 04, 2008
Ituen how u dey, so why didnt u say it cheesy
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 9:48am On Mar 04, 2008
Hi lady,

i dey kampe. I been get muscle pull for mouth so i cldnt say it
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 9:53am On Mar 04, 2008
its very obvious sad
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 9:57am On Mar 04, 2008
thanks for noticing. In he next 5 mins, i wont see u again
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 12:32pm On Mar 04, 2008
its over 5mins u know? tongue
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 4:59pm On Mar 04, 2008
Yes cos u begged for more time or

abi u used up 2mrws time for today
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 6:16pm On Mar 04, 2008
Ituen Iteun Iteun cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: We Need To Listen ! by tufe(m): 6:52pm On Mar 04, 2008
sweet ify, how are you doing?
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 7:24pm On Mar 04, 2008
am fine and you?
you almost broke my heart,just disappeared since Val cry
Re: We Need To Listen ! by tufe(m): 7:32pm On Mar 04, 2008
. . . .awwwwwwwwww no wthats abotu the sweetest thing you have said to me.

so how you and gunny digging it . .lol

i hope the bla bla bla has started grin grin
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 11:10pm On Mar 04, 2008
one- minute man

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