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We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 8:50pm On Feb 23, 2008 |
Subject: Learn To Listen Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Anne in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could not contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother, "Mommy, I was at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, " At this point Mommy cut him off and said, "Johnny, this is such an interesting story, suppose you save the rest of it for supper time. I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight." At the dinner table, Mommy asked little Johnny to tell his story. Johnny started his story, "I was! at the playground and I saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Anne. I went back to look and he was giving Aunt Anne a big kiss, then he helped her take off her shirt. Then Aunt Anne helped Daddy take his pants off, then Aunt Anne, and Daddy started doing the same thing that Mommy and Uncle Pat used to do when Daddy was in the Army ."BUT MOMMY USED TO CRY A LOT WHEN UNCLE WRESTLED AND PINNNED HER DOWN LEGS UP AND NO CLOTHES ON EITHER OF THEM. I THINK THAT WAS A WRESTRING GAME WHICH UNCLE ALWAYS WON, Who won yours daddie? |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ThugLife1(m): 12:03am On Feb 24, 2008 |
lol |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by kronkykay(m): 6:48am On Feb 24, 2008 |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ceyohn(f): 1:46pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by TOYOSI20(f): 5:35pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
Nice |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by nightnurse(f): 5:53pm On Feb 24, 2008 |
nice joke |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 10:48pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
Johnny needs 2 hot slaps from both parents |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by naijababe2(f): 11:38pm On Feb 29, 2008 |
that is ko-ba-li-za- tion |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by topeteadr(m): 12:16am On Mar 01, 2008 |
@poster, I'm lmao |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by PurestBoy(m): 1:43am On Mar 01, 2008 |
oldest joke ever told. Ify find another for us |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 6:24am On Mar 01, 2008 |
no be yesterday u register for here? |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by amodu(m): 6:53am On Mar 01, 2008 |
Why u dey yab am now. and u too Purestboy how u take know say na the oldest joke ever told? |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by jaymobb(m): 9:29am On Mar 01, 2008 |
nice one |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by clemcykul(f): 11:34am On Mar 01, 2008 |
aww ify gud stuff u gat there lol pls keep em coming |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 7:42pm On Mar 01, 2008 |
naijababe2:. . .now why do i like the sound of that ? @clem,yeah babe i wud keep them coming if you keep bla bla bla-ing |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by folly69(m): 1:28pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
haaha funny stuff girl keep it coming |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by success123(m): 1:47pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
and he will keep receiving it. |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by kolaoloye(m): 1:50pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
Whaaao! Johnny has seen a lot. |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by imelachi(f): 1:57pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
yeah, that is a nice joke, LOL, he spiol everything but disposing the mother also |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 2:40pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
d woman for listen to d story b4 she ask d boy to narrate it b4 d dad. Nice jokes, |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 8:53pm On Mar 03, 2008 |
Lohlarh: We all knew dat but we didnt say it |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 9:10am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Ituen how u dey, so why didnt u say it |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 9:48am On Mar 04, 2008 |
Hi lady, i dey kampe. I been get muscle pull for mouth so i cldnt say it |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 9:53am On Mar 04, 2008 |
its very obvious |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 9:57am On Mar 04, 2008 |
thanks for noticing. In he next 5 mins, i wont see u again |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by Lohlarh(f): 12:32pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
its over 5mins u know? |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 4:59pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
Yes cos u begged for more time or abi u used up 2mrws time for today |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 6:16pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
Ituen Iteun Iteun |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by tufe(m): 6:52pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
sweet ify, how are you doing? |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ifyalways(f): 7:24pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
am fine and you? you almost broke my heart,just disappeared since Val |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by tufe(m): 7:32pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
. . . .awwwwwwwwww no wthats abotu the sweetest thing you have said to me. so how you and gunny digging it . .lol i hope the bla bla bla has started |
Re: We Need To Listen ! by ituen(m): 11:10pm On Mar 04, 2008 |
one- minute man |
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