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Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Abujafood: 2:53pm On Jan 06, 2013
Hi peeps what's the funniet question a girl or guy ever asked you?

Mine was do you like my a**? By the way we had only just met.
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by outrage: 3:15pm On Jan 06, 2013
None, am a gentleman, I only mix with my kind.

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Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Nobody: 4:12pm On Jan 06, 2013
Is all that going to go in? tongue

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Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by jesse8048(m): 4:54pm On Jan 06, 2013
How much do earn per month (my salary) on our first date. WTF, I deleted her number same day. angry

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Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by 1Dray(m): 6:09pm On Jan 06, 2013
How much do you make a day?
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by PrinceNN(m): 6:11pm On Jan 06, 2013
how much do you make per hour
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Nobody: 6:14pm On Jan 06, 2013
do u like me?
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by cigaricon(m): 7:41pm On Jan 06, 2013
Hey babe stop being naïve, wemy gf: just shut up and kiss me will u?
Me: at ur service My Lady grin

Kai I love that grl kiss
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by cigaricon(m): 7:42pm On Jan 06, 2013
my gf: just shut up and kiss me, will u?
Me: at ur service My Lady grin

Kai I love that grl kiss
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by ControG(m): 9:35pm On Jan 06, 2013
Will you send me money??
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by mumumugu(m): 9:45pm On Jan 06, 2013
Which Do u prefer.? Gold circle or rough rider.

On ist date?

I told ha skin to skin
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by PuffyT1(m): 9:46pm On Jan 06, 2013
re u a Leaner?
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Nobody: 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2013
Lmao @ all of above!

An Austrian man I hardly knew once asked me to cook for him nak3d undecided
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Mynd44: 9:47pm On Jan 06, 2013
"When are you coming to take my friends and I out?"
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Wakabook(m): 7:57am On Jan 07, 2013
She said....'should i send u my account number?'
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by 190theclown: 8:02am On Jan 07, 2013
Flytefalls: Lmao @ all of above!

An Austrian man I hardly knew once asked me to cook for him nak3d undecided


shocked angry angry



@topic

Я u good in bed - 2hrs after we just met angry
20mins later - I was showing her how good I was cheesy
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by tomzman: 8:13am On Jan 07, 2013
Flytefalls: Lmao @ all of above!

An Austrian man I hardly knew once asked me to cook for him nak3d undecided
What!!!!!!!!!


@topic.
"what's the name of your pef"
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Seunspyder(m): 4:07pm On Jan 07, 2013
My gf: Now what do you want us to do tonight?
Me: I told her i don't know baby
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by TotoLicker: 4:44pm On Jan 07, 2013
Seunspyder: My gf: Now what do you want us to do tonight?
Me: I told her i don't know baby

Next time bring her to me and i will show her what to do at night. You fit watch, and learn
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jan 07, 2013
A girl ask me if I can fvck her so hard like am raping her.

I ran 440 dat day. See me see wahalah
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Enegod(m): 9:04pm On Jan 07, 2013
"when are we gonna drink garri together?" i was lyk...damn, what a f***!
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by ITbomb(m): 10:24pm On Jan 07, 2013
So are you going to marry me?
*forgive me, I know I shouldn't have laughed*
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Mynd44: 10:29pm On Jan 07, 2013
dvdon: A girl ask me if I can fvck her so hard like am raping her.

I ran 440 dat day. See me see wahalah
Where you dey run go?
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Oracle09(m): 3:20am On Jan 08, 2013
GIRL: Is ther any point in stoppin u? (afta I regretd suckin d bossom of my closest frnd nd I tld her she shld av stopd me)
ME: holy Mary undecided[color=#770077][/color]
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by AbdulAdam56(m): 6:48am On Jan 08, 2013
Hw sound ur mess was?
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by IZUKWU(m): 8:04am On Jan 08, 2013
What do you think you are doing
Re: Funniest Question A Girl Or Guy Ever Asked You! by Nobody: 8:29am On Jan 08, 2013
Me: Come and spend a night with me.

Girl: ok, I will come. Will you do anything to me?

Me: No o! We will be solving algebra alnight.

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