vivian chinaza:

Nne uchem di na the asoebi , but mu na gi ma na onweghi ofumpuru eziokwu no n'akuko a. Kedu nke gbasaram?

ItsModella: if you're not interested in asoebi, I am o...

freecocoa:
Duh! Have you forgotten we are talking of a wealthy family almost like Aliko Dangote's? Dey there na, they have a vegetable plantation, poultry,where fruits are grown(wetin dem dey call am sef?),animal reserve etc in their compound so that one no be talk jare, we must attend wedding o.

freecocoa: Me wey go get my own asoebi group, I don even choose color wey we go wear that day, ash and shocking pink noni.

ItsModella:
nne, i na gwa mu? akuko ya we otu o di...nka gbasalu ya sha.

vivian chinaza:

Taa, Cocoa, u came late biko, we wey dey here dey plan wedding since morning.

ItsModella: tell her o...since morning, we've been debating between green/gold, red/silver and turquoise/orange...where is the ash/shocking pink going to enter?

freecocoa: No be by who came first sister mi, na who dey close to the bride pass be the koko.

Idowuogbo: See dem! Jealous gals! Liv her o! Her fantasy is to fa ta si.Let her b! He proposed in d moon sef, astronauts were all present to witness d whole shebang. Moving on... Lemonade, can we discuss shayo? Abi na lemonade we go drink? I fit supply Palm wine o! Get bck to me ASAp!

ItsModella: Sweetlemon, have you done your fiance and his people done the introduction yet? Or don't you guys do it in your area?

vivian chinaza:

How u wey dey jealous her since come take dey close to her? ... Cocoa! Cocoa!! How many times did I call u? If u try give me clothes wey no go flatter me and I no come catch maga that day, me and u go put 2 legs for one trouser o!! Hian!!

freecocoa: See as una wan put asunder between the lemon girl and me, not cool

She wey be my school daughter, abeg na me close to her pass everybody here o so no kuku think on it, no worry the clothe go fit you wella and I even get king sized bed guy for you sef so just chillax.

I wan go uh oh ah uh jare, me sef get guy ontop my bed now sef, make I go show am wetin I learn for one film wey n*ked people full, nite nite.

vivian chinaza:

You forgot the afang soup paragraph? ..... I still laugh at how non calabar or akwa ibom family had water leaf, afang leaf and periwinkle in store at home on a sunday. And the domestic staff did not go to the market? , the script no complete sha.

Make u no analyse this movie abeg, u no be BOX Office.

Sweetlemon: If it makes anyone sleep better at night, eat better or concerntrate better in school or at work to believe that it's made up, please be my guest and believe whatever that makes you happy.

But let nobody hold me responsible for heart attack when or if my wedding pixs gets shown somewhere.

freecocoa: Sweetlemon he only proposed? I'm disappointed joor. Thought the bed guy will have a priest and full wedding guests at his house and give you a surprise wedding but all the same it was an interesting but very predictable story.

So he made you forget your phone in his car and that is how he was able to get your folks to his house, hmm nice one, abeg o how does someone make another person forget her phone? Did he say "baby forget your phone in my car" or did he bring out a white handkerchief and waved it in your face? I guess he did the latter, the handkerchief was laced with juju so don't even answer my questions, we get it.

As for the wedding planning, my cousin just wedded last week and his wife didn't even bother about a thing, she's a very busy woman so she no even raise one finger say she dey do anything, she didn't even see her wedding gown till on the eve of her wedding day yet it was an awesome wedding cos she had capable hands in me and some of her relatives, plus the wedding didn't take up to 3 weeks of planning so relax, don't use not having time as an excuse for rush rush, your man is loaded so you no get wahala.

One last thing, nne biko reduce how you dey take watch nollywood, it doesn't add value to one's life and those things you read in Romance Novels are called fiction for a reason so go easy on the tales dear, you could consider writing children story books sha cos your talent is wasting.

P.S if I no make vvip list for this wedding eh, hmm something go spoil o, chairs .

Sweetlemon:

So I need to write every single thing that happened within a whole weekend? As in how I woke up, brushed my teeth, had my bath, greeted everyone, what time we had lunch, when the compound was swept, and when the house staff went shopping for groceries?
OH MY GOODNESSS!!!!!

Sweetlemon: If it makes anyone sleep better at night, eat better or concerntrate better in school or at work to believe that it's made up, please be my guest and believe whatever that makes you happy.

But let nobody hold me responsible for heart attack when or if my wedding pixs gets shown somewhere.

Idowuogbo:
Somewhere? Bella naija dey come? Na private jet go chauffeur u go church? Somewhia ko some place ni! U best start writing ur thank u speech for d small publicity me and my gbaskias dey give dis ur imaginary wedding. Dey dia dey form badt galz, if I sound u!

Sweetlemon: Women!!! Girls!!!!
We are truly our worst enemies!
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
Holy mother of Jesus!

Sweetlemon: Women!!! Girls!!!!
We are truly our worst enemies!
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
Holy mother of Jesus!

Sweetlemon: Women!!! Girls!!!!
We are truly our worst enemies!
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
Holy mother of Jesus!

kitty kat: Thot u had learnt ur lessons? Some ppl will never change or want to. I learnt painfully that u cant change what ppl think abt u. Is a fun thread. Allow everyone catch fun. Don't take it personal.

Idowuogbo:
Come u dey mad? Y u shouting Jesus anyhow? Over wot? Hen? If I vex scata hia u won't like it o! Jus sharrap and continue wiv preparations. Now, are u done wiv hall arrangements? Shebi na Muritala Muhammad airport we go use? Den reception in aso rock ba? Or na Fela shrine fit hold ur guest? Make it snappy abeg! We running outta time.

Sweetlemon: Women!!! Girls!!!!
We are truly our worst enemies!
Jesus Christ of Nazareth!
Holy mother of Jesus!

kitty kat: Thot u had learnt ur lessons? Some ppl will never change or want to. I learnt painfully that u cant change what ppl think abt u. Is a fun thread. Allow everyone catch fun. Don't take it personal.

Sweetlemon:

Fun
Must you insult people and call them vile names to catch fun? What kind of childish mentality is that?
So disgusting watching people act like they don't have a lives outside NL or other means of catching fun!
You guys are just too young to be filling yourselves with this kind of vile. It will just eat you up slowly!

Mods! You can lock this thread now. It has served his purpose.