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Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by Lashawnah(f): 6:26pm On Jan 06, 2013
A TRUE LIFE SAGA ! Hmmmmm! Iriri Aye!!A must read
true life mind blasting story.
We have to be prayerful, my people!!! He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks
for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the
spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time
that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he died
horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in
which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her
mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her
daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the
same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the lady had
the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes which have
blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same dreams again,
washed the stains but some still remained. The same
dream was repeated the next night again and this time
the old woman gave her a last-warning to wash the
bloodstain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and the
clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She
was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home, someone knocked the door. And when she
opened the door she saw the same old woman of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and
fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a
blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady asked,
"What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo
Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!" I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me
like that...I wasted 3minutes reading it too...... I also
wanna kill the person who sent it to me!!!!!!!
Re: Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by Tedyk(m): 7:37pm On Jan 06, 2013
Twas real fun
Re: Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by Nobody: 8:40pm On Jan 06, 2013
*sighs*
Re: Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by ijebabe: 9:26pm On Jan 07, 2013
Rubbish! grin
Re: Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by MrTAnonymous(m): 8:36am On Jan 09, 2013
absolute rubbish!!!
Re: Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by babarazy: 8:49am On Jan 09, 2013
Total rubbish!!!!!!!!!
Re: Soo Scary, A Must Read!! by LL1: 12:04pm On Jan 09, 2013
Lashawnah: A TRUE LIFE SAGA ! Hmmmmm! Iriri Aye!!A must read
true life mind blasting story.
We have to be prayerful, my people!!! He was dressed in white shirt that day. While he was
crossing the road to the other side to get some drinks
for his wife, a car came and hit him and he died on the
spot.
The lady lost her senses. It was only after some time
that she recovered from her shock. The funeral and cremation was the very next day because he died
horribly.
Two nights later, the lady's mother had a dream in
which she saw an old woman. The old woman told her
mother to wash the blood stains of the guy from her
daughter's dress as soon as possible. But the mother ignored the dream. The next night her father had the
same dream, he also ignored it. Then when the lady had
the same dream the next night, she woke up in fear and
told her mother about the dream.
Her mother told her to wash the clothes which have
blood stains immediately. She washed the stains but some remained.
The next night she again had the same dreams again,
washed the stains but some still remained. The same
dream was repeated the next night again and this time
the old woman gave her a last-warning to wash the
bloodstain, or else something terrible will happen. This time the lady tried her best to wash the stains, and the
clothes nearly tore, but some stains still remained. She
was very tired.
In the late evening the same day while she was alone
at home, someone knocked the door. And when she
opened the door she saw the same old woman of her dream standing at her door. She got very scared and
fainted. The old woman woke her up and gave her a
blue box, which shocked the lady. And the lady asked,
"What is this?"
The old woman replied, "New Improved Blue Omo
Washing Powder, it removes all stubborn stains!!!" I know how you are feeling now. But don't look at me
like that...I wasted 3minutes reading it too...... I also
wanna kill the person who sent it to me!!!!!!!
can i now kill u . Waste time

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