romanlaw: You are cursed if you are on a first date ( with your latest gf)in a Chinese Restuarant and after the choppings, you found out that u forgot you wallet in the taxi.Lol!!!

Kslib: .
...IF YOU REMAIN VIRGIN TILL MARRIAGE,AND IMMIDIATELY YOU WAN PUT YOUR KOBOKO INSIDE YOUR WIFE KPEKUS ON THE WEDDING NIGHT,WORLD JUST END.. Just know say GOD been dey target you since the time of noah

sharubutu:

eyaaa. Nw I can see why y.. are still single @ 35. Better say yes to Danjuma plumber that has been proposing, instead of waiting 4 a guy that earns 150k nd above. You go wait tayaaaa.

sharubutu:

eyaaa. Nw I can see why y.. are still single @ 35. Better say yes to DANJUMA PLUMBER that has been proposing, instead of waiting 4 a guy that earns 150k nd above. You go wait tayaaaa.

bunmioguns:


Mumu, na me do you?

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YuzedoII:

If your English be like dis, you are DEFINITEly CURSED (or Coursed)..

aboaed:
Seems u r speaking from experience.

samwash: When u have been looking 4 job 4 d past 10yrs and u finally got it and u were told 2 bring ur credentials d next day and ur house got fire,everything was burnt down. I saw a guy crying yesterday that's wot happend to him,before he came back 4rm church yesterday d house he rented got fire and everything brunt down and he was to submit his credentials today. After 10yrs of job searching.Is he not really cursed?

nne3870: You are cursed when its your first time on an airplane and the annoucement came that the landing tyres has a fault, and the plane keeps going round and round in the air without landing.

Or when you have a running stomach on a job interview after 5yrs of searching

Or when your car stops on the road due to fuel shortage especially when you've used your last kobo impressing the babe.....

Lol

Chanchit:


U that u r talking, has ur thread made the fp..? Cos I jst checked ur profile n with what I saw, I'm not sure.

JOYCEOUS: Hahaha! Tru talk broz

aboaed:
Seems u r speaking from experience.

Bo-large:
IN A PARTY THEY ARE SERVING SURVENIERS WHEN IT GET TO YOUR TURN IT HAS FINISHED AND WHEN THEY ARE SERVING TOOTH PICK THEY STARTED FROM YOUR SIDE.

Mr.T Anonymous:
broz,what is so funny?*smh*

yeye4live: As a girl You refused to have Sex until the Wedding Night and you found out he's Impotent?.. Accept your Fate Sister, For better for worse.

sundaybam: 1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't remember your first name
.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.

Add your's to it.

jadakiss213: very funny.. buh i forgot to laugh.how else would u define 'dry' other than this??

sundaybam: 1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
.
5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't remember your first name
.
15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.

Add your's to it.