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20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by sundaybam(m): 12:21am On Jan 07, 2013
1. After working for 30 days you got fired without salary.
2. If you download anything from the internet and it fails in 99%.
3. If you take cheat into the exam hall and can't understand your own handwriting.
4. If you buy a phone at the rate of 30k today and the price drop to 16k tomorrow
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5. You go to the restaurant on your first date. and after eating fish, the bone chock you!
6. If you scope a girl, take her to the room and junior does not stand.
7. If u break with your boyfriend and he win 200M UGX the next day.
8. If you use a heavy perfume, your body odour still remain.
9. If you work in a company for 10yrs without promotion or rise in salary.
10. If you lie to Armed robber that you don't have a phone and it rings..
11. If the person that you are cursing in a traffic turns out to be the person interviewing you.
12. If your car spend more time at the mechanic than on the road.
13. If you don't pass both mathematics and english in your final exam.
14. If you get to the exam hall and you can't remember your first name
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15. If you are signed as the defender for a Europian club and your first task is to mark Lionel messi.
16. If your only child joins the Nigeria police force.
17. If you lie to a Armed robber that you don't have money and your phone start ringing 'chop my money, I don't care'.
18. If you mistake super glue for eye drop.
19. After photoshopping your picture you still look ugly.
20. If a rat eats only your name out of your important document.

Add your's to it.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by bunmioguns(m): 5:34am On Jan 07, 2013
If you don dey for NL more than a year nd ur thread never made homepage tongue

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by MrTAnonymous(m): 11:40am On Jan 07, 2013
If while having s*x,you suddenly realise dat d girl turns into a coffin.#WOW#

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by olasesi(m): 1:49pm On Jan 07, 2013
when u are going up an elevator with a BOKO boy
.......and your phone rings "SOMEBODY SHOUT HALLELUYAH!!!!!!!"

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by nollywood20: 1:52pm On Jan 07, 2013
If suddenly your mojo goes limp at the point of entering a hot va-gi-na.
Or you cannot ejaculate as your mojo keeps erect for over one hour.grin

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 1:53pm On Jan 07, 2013
kkk......na waaa ooo ppl still knw dose wu are cursed...
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by iamswizz(m): 1:53pm On Jan 07, 2013
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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Olodo1: 1:53pm On Jan 07, 2013
When your first post earn you a ban.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by eazzzy1(m): 1:53pm On Jan 07, 2013

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by NEROSKY(m): 1:55pm On Jan 07, 2013
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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by alex406(m): 1:55pm On Jan 07, 2013
If you drink shepke too much yet you are not an agbero.
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by infobiz9ja(m): 1:56pm On Jan 07, 2013
You know u are cursed if u r skipping a rope & all of a sudden it changes into a snake... Your own don done cheesy grin

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Etumgbe(m): 1:56pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u are signed as a chelsea keeper and ur first task is to face falcao. Baba olowo no go mercy for u oo.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by girlking(f): 1:56pm On Jan 07, 2013
....if u are jobless and dry and you always start dump threats to waste other peoples time. I didn't call any name º°˚ grin
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Chanchit: 1:56pm On Jan 07, 2013
bunmioguns: If you don dey for NL more a year nd ur thread never made homepage tongue


U that u r talking, has ur thread made the fp..? Cos I jst checked ur profile n with what I saw, I'm not sure.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by siobahn: 1:59pm On Jan 07, 2013
If you sleep with a married woman for the 1st time in your life and while you are at it, you can't withdraw your penis because the husband put magun on his wife

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Jsmyth(m): 2:13pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u've been on nairaland 4 a year buh haven't attempted 2 make a post or even bothered to register

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by 80million1: 2:14pm On Jan 07, 2013
*speechless*

Front Page Again?

Why Always Me?

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Gabrielsylar(m): 2:15pm On Jan 07, 2013
lets disucss how to help naija create jobs
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Andrew3(m): 2:16pm On Jan 07, 2013
angry angry angry angry angry
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by vanstanzy(m): 2:17pm On Jan 07, 2013
If u fv*ck alot! Any and everything in skirt, even animals in skirt.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by jadakiss213(m): 2:18pm On Jan 07, 2013
girl king: ....if u are jobless and dry and you always start dump threats to waste other peoples time. I didn't call any name º°˚ grin
very funny.. buh i forgot to laugh.how else would u define 'dry' other than this??

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by vanstanzy(m): 2:19pm On Jan 07, 2013
For the ladies, it should be "When a guy is an NFA, broke @ss."
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by 2million1(m): 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2013
Chanchit:


U that u r talking, has ur thread made the fp..? Cos I jst checked ur profile n with what I saw, I'm not sure.
lol...guess we r just tinkin d same tin
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Lobolintin(m): 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2013
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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by zangiff(m): 2:21pm On Jan 07, 2013
hmmm funny
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by LarrySun(m): 2:22pm On Jan 07, 2013
LOL! If you slap a mopol.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Goshen360(m): 2:24pm On Jan 07, 2013
...and Christ redeemed these curses BEING MADE A CURSE FOR WHOSOEVER. It (the curse) started with a 'tree' in Eden and ENDED on a 'tree' in Calvary.

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by vanstanzy(m): 2:24pm On Jan 07, 2013
When these happens to u, u know the village witches are at it again;

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Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by FKO1(m): 2:25pm On Jan 07, 2013
if your suffering from a seroz ailment and you go meet tb joshua and he says its beyond him.
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by Nobody: 2:26pm On Jan 07, 2013
if u search for job for 5yrs after nysc without success and u're mistakenly termed 'robber' in Aluu.....wat a tragedy 4u...
Re: 20 Ways To Know If You Are Cursed. by romanlaw(m): 2:27pm On Jan 07, 2013
You are cursed if you are on a first date ( with your latest gf)in a Chinese Restuarant and after the choppings, you found out that u forgot you wallet in the taxi.Lol!!!

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