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Things You Can Do In An Elevator by ezzye: 6:45am On Jan 08, 2013
1) When there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor you're on.

5) Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

6) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

7) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever someone gets on, ask if they have an appointment.

cool Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like to play.

9) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on ask them if they hear something ticking.

10) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

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