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Incredible Laws by kristonium(m): 6:18am On Jan 09, 2013 |
INCREDIBLE LAWS Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee. Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner. Law of probability: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act. Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal. Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire. Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works every time) Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone will ring. Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with. Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will. Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach. Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, someone will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug. 3 Likes |
Re: Incredible Laws by Nobody: 6:27am On Jan 09, 2013 |
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Re: Incredible Laws by Gambrosia: 12:57pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
Law of Close Encounters: The very best! Thank my AGNOSTIC God for SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET 'Open Marriages'! |
Re: Incredible Laws by kristonium(m): 2:34pm On Jan 09, 2013 |
There is also the law of the TV & adverts . . .. I find that every time I switch channel, I land on a channel showing adverts. . . . . .Plus the law of forgotten birthdays Its always peoples birthdays that you forget that buy you a card and a gift when its your birthday later on in the year. i can reckon with those two laws above.especially the law of forgotten birthdays.i feel guilty many atimes when someone i hardly remember his/her birthday calls or sends gifts...life can be funny |
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